RumPuncher Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 oh fuckso !!!! someone has put me and a friend in charge of planning a bachelor party!!! First things first.... I checked The Vice Guide to Throwing a Party however I dont want any trannies (pre or post-op) so I'm turning to my 12oz ThinkTank to give me some ideas. so far these are the basic concepts.... 1--- Strip poker So each person at the table gets a stripper of their own. You gamble with the stripers clothes and if your stripper gets totally nekkid, she goes to whoever wins that pot. Sound good? 2--- Russian Roulette Higher 3 strippers and one hooker... then the groom has to pick. http://www.digitallyobsessed.com/cover_art/bachelorparty.jpg'> ++ just as a note... my partner in crime is a girl who parties harder than ANYONE OF YOU. serious.... she's like a monster. I'm afraid of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Hiring one stripper for everyone sounds awfully expensive. Why don't you get a magician ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 pinup.... I thought you were cool? haha! j/k were only talking about the 'usual suspects' here. There will probably be about 5 or 6 cats at this point. We are expecting to drop over $600 a person. oh... and they already voted me 'most likely to accidentally kill a hooker during sex' because me = :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> 2--- Russian Roulette Higher 3 strippers and one hooker... then the groom has to pick. what happens if the groom picks the hooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 hmm..... what happens with a hooker? oh... and we get lifelong blackmail rights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 i know that....its just that he is getting married... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> pinup.... I thought you were cool? haha! j/k were only talking about the 'usual suspects' here. There will probably be about 5 or 6 cats at this point. We are expecting to drop over $600 a person. oh... and they already voted me 'most likely to accidentally kill a hooker during sex' because me = :cool: [wonk] Hell, you even wear this : http://www.multimedia.rsa.fr/Images/Mozaic/automne2003/maillot.gif'> , which officially earns you +3000 Pinup Points© [/saggin] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 naw fuck that... just get some naked gymnasts.... g2g :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> 1--- Strip poker So each person at the table gets a stripper of their own. You gamble with the stripers clothes and if your stripper gets totally nekkid, she goes to whoever wins that pot. Sound good? dude those games would be over so quickly, id bet all my "strippers clothing" on one hand, and then lose on purpose. I FOLD! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 no tease... you want to win. everyone starts with a fully clothed stripper. your girl will get naked if you loose, but then she goes over to the winner. At the end one guy will have ALL the girls with him naked, except for the one he started with, but then she'll probably loose the clothes too. now how do we fix the game so that the bachelor wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 K3 - get on AIM/slsk. We need to combine minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 I have been to some out of control bachelor parties. most usually involved three strippers, a lesbian show and a lot of alcohol. our original stripper connection got put away for prostitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 do the clothes come w/ the stripper? otherwise you aren't gonna have much luck on the next hand. umm.. there's the classic contest scheme where you rig it so the groom-to-be wins the prize.. whatever. a hot tub might be fun... but who wants to get in there w/ a hooker? i'd say you wanna go out in public w/ said strippers a bit... not having them strip or anything... but just go kick it w/ em at the bar... just for a shange of scenery (and you might get some crazy girls coming back w/ you) could have game where you lick somthing off the stipper, and put something really sour on one of em. could have a water theme (squirt guns, tshirts, and a slip n slide) i always thought akitchen theme would be funny (chef hats, lickables everywhere, french accents) and a cool magician w/ the strippers might be more fun than you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 originally we were thinking of doing the main party at a strip club for the 20 or so 'hangers-on' so they can pay their own way and then moving the key players back to a hotel suite (or 2) for the real party. I'm thinking of maybe 3 girls to do the act? share stories! steveaustin.... I'm counting on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Haha, those ideas sound swell! I, too, am going to one of these bachelor parties soon. Although there is no way in hell I will be involved with the planning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 brainfart! we need adjacent rooms in the hotel!! That way the strippers can get ready in private. see... I'm still a polite gentleman even at my worst. My female co-planner will be able to deal with them in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 its simple. you need: good music, good food, good friends, and good looking strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 dont you go giving me the http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/images/lockfolder.gif'> and you forgot all of the important stuff. no booze smart ass? I'm asking for tips, stories, advice, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> loose loose I know your canadian and all and were talking about strippers here but it's lose not loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> dont you go giving me the http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/images/lockfolder.gif'> and you forgot all of the important stuff. no booze smart ass? I'm asking for tips, stories, advice, etc. "dont go giving me the..." :lol: hahahahaha that was hilarious. and yea, i forgot the booze. thats minus 1 player point as far as my reply goes. ...condoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANIK DEK Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 get a bunch of strippers and then hire three super hott bisexual hookers to have sex in front of everyone. thats what i would want at my bachelor party. and make sure that there is lots of alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush i know that....its just that he is getting married... :lol: :lol: sorry, i had to laugh. this was such a female comment to make. devs, we're talking about men, i'm sure you can figure out the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 http://www.stagmasters.com/stag.php photos are a must. I'm suprised no one has mentioned this yet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Invite Me:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/brands/TALES123.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 get a few of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 DO NOT invite the father of the bride.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Pistol I know your canadian and all and were talking about strippers here but it's lose not loose. If they're anything like the strippers I know, its loose loose indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 In the meantime I sent a link to that vice column to this girl before I got to the "good part" she blocked me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Originally posted by Jimmy Jump DO invite the mother of the bride.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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