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planning a bachelor party

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by <KEY3>, Jun 15, 2004.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    oh fuckso !!!!

    someone has put me and a friend in charge of planning a bachelor party!!!

    First things first.... I checked The Vice Guide to Throwing a Party
    however I dont want any trannies (pre or post-op)
    so I'm turning to my 12oz ThinkTank to give me some ideas.


    so far these are the basic concepts....

    1--- Strip poker
    So each person at the table gets a stripper of their own.
    You gamble with the stripers clothes and if your stripper gets totally nekkid,
    she goes to whoever wins that pot. Sound good?

    2--- Russian Roulette
    Higher 3 strippers and one hooker... then the groom has to pick.

    http://www.digitallyobsessed.com/cover_art/bachelorparty.jpg'>

    ++
    just as a note... my partner in crime is a girl who parties harder than ANYONE OF YOU.
    serious.... she's like a monster. I'm afraid of her.
     
  2. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    Hiring one stripper for everyone sounds awfully expensive.

    Why don't you get a magician ?
     
  3. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    pinup.... I thought you were cool? haha! j/k

    were only talking about the 'usual suspects' here.
    There will probably be about 5 or 6 cats at this point.
    We are expecting to drop over $600 a person.

    oh... and they already voted me 'most likely to accidentally kill a hooker during sex'

    because me = :cool:
     
  4. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    what happens if the groom picks the hooker?
     
  5. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    hmm..... what happens with a hooker?

    oh... and we get lifelong blackmail rights!
     
  6. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    i know that....its just that he is getting married...
     
  7. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    [wonk]
    Hell, you even wear this : http://www.multimedia.rsa.fr/Images/Mozaic/automne2003/maillot.gif'> , which officially earns you [color=gold][b]+3000 Pinup Points©[/b][/color]
    [/saggin]
     
  8. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    naw fuck that... just get some naked gymnasts....
    g2g
    :rolleyes:
     
  9. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    dude those games would be over so quickly, id bet all my "strippers clothing" on one hand, and then lose on purpose.

    I FOLD!

    :lol:
     
  10. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    no tease... you want to win.

    everyone starts with a fully clothed stripper.
    your girl will get naked if you loose, but then
    she goes over to the winner. At the end one
    guy will have ALL the girls with him naked,
    except for the one he started with, but then
    she'll probably loose the clothes too.

    now how do we fix the game so that the bachelor wins?
     
  11. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    K3 - get on AIM/slsk. We need to combine minds.
     
  12. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I have been to some out of control bachelor parties. most usually involved three strippers, a lesbian show and a lot of alcohol.

    our original stripper connection got put away for prostitution.
     
  13. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    do the clothes come w/ the stripper? otherwise you aren't gonna have much luck on the next hand.

    umm.. there's the classic contest scheme where you rig it so the groom-to-be wins the prize.. whatever.

    a hot tub might be fun... but who wants to get in there w/ a hooker?

    i'd say you wanna go out in public w/ said strippers a bit... not having them strip or anything... but just go kick it w/ em at the bar... just for a shange of scenery (and you might get some crazy girls coming back w/ you)

    could have game where you lick somthing off the stipper, and put something really sour on one of em.

    could have a water theme (squirt guns, tshirts, and a slip n slide)

    i always thought akitchen theme would be funny (chef hats, lickables everywhere, french accents)

    and a cool magician w/ the strippers might be more fun than you think.
     
  14. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    originally we were thinking of doing the main party at a strip club for the 20 or so 'hangers-on' so they can pay their own way and then moving the key players back to a hotel suite (or 2) for the real party.

    I'm thinking of maybe 3 girls to do the act?

    share stories!

    steveaustin.... I'm counting on you!
     
  15. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Haha, those ideas sound swell!

    I, too, am going to one of these bachelor parties soon. Although there is no way in hell I will be involved with the planning.
     
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