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Pistol Enlargement

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, Nov 21, 2001.

  1. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,367 Likes Received: 300
    My girlfriend came over to check her e-mail and everyfuckin' message was "Do you wan't a horsecock?" , "Do women drool over you penis?", "Is your penis too small" , "Women will never laugh at your penis again!" I used to get a mailbox full every couple of days at my yahoo account. Finally got rid of all those spams. But I still get alot in my aol mail. For some reason other than generic porn sites I get a bunch of these penis enlargement and Miss Cleo e-mails.
    I don't how many times I had to send nasty replies to those fuckers to get my name off those lists that I supposedly signed up for. Were sorry for your inconvenience but our mail is "never unsolicited" If I had a dime for every e-mail I had to open in order to reply and every 2 inch penis next to a "after" photoshopped penis that was the size of my forearm I would be a rich motha.
  2. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    Haha this is funny...

    This reminds of a time when me and my brother were young, and we were having our normal Sunday morning cereal at the breakfast table. Our mom was sitting across from us, reading the newspaper. Keep in my mind that mom is Asian, so she was reading an Asian newspaper and there was a huge ad for penis enlargement facing me and my brother. Of course, being little kids, my brother and I giggled like little chimpmunks. Then my mom looks to see what we're looking at, and just nods her head. I'm not trying to stereotype, but I just thought it was funny how I saw that in an Asian newspaper, but I've never seen it in the LA Times...

  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,367 Likes Received: 300
    They do Secret.
    I get the Los Angeles Times. I read the sports daily and they got a couple in there for that. Personally if I had a small penis and felt insecure I would just buy some luxury car instead of having them cut up my thing.
  4. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    i saw a whole show on that shit...
    i wonder how many people actually get them
    i think if my penis was laughably small and I had tons of money to throw away and tons of girls trying to get in my pants all the time....maybe i would make a small "investment" haha
  5. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    Haha, really?? I get the LA Times EVERY Sunday... but I just flip through it. Most of it is advertisment anyways. I don't think 30 is old at all, but anyone over that age with a sports car might as well stuff a sock in their pants...
  6. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    they call me tt "potato in the speedo" boy.
  7. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    don't bother replying to spam on aol. you're not added to a list, it's a bunch of zitty-faced hacker kids thinking they are going to make money by spamming for these people. they're usually sent from yahoo accts they could care less about, anonymous winsock/cgi servers, or stolen aol accounts. just report there spam to the website it sends you to. usually they'll cancel there account...no more money for penis boy.
  8. EatMorGlue

    EatMorGlue Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 22, 2000 Messages: 1,919 Likes Received: 1
    or you can send the ones you receive on your aol account to [email protected] and let them figure it out.
  9. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    man i need to get my penis enlarged this 2 inches aint cuttin it
  10. cinnamon toast crunch804

    cinnamon toast crunch804 Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2001 Messages: 711 Likes Received: 0

    now that is how you enlarge your penis
  11. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    ah haaaaaa...
    thats one HUGE PENIS!
  12. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    Re: Penis Enlargement

    yes indeed, that thing is huge
  13. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 623
    Re: Penis Enlargement

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  14. El Jefe Uno

    El Jefe Uno Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 18, 2002 Messages: 2,588 Likes Received: 243
    Re: Penis Enlargement

    i thought this thread was going to tell me how to enlarge my penis :(

  15. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    Re: Penis Enlargement