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Pistol Enlargement

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pistol, Nov 21, 2001.

  1. Pistol

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    Pistol Enlargement

    Discussion started by Pistol - Nov 21, 2001

    My girlfriend came over to check her e-mail and everyfuckin' message was "Do you wan't a horsecock?" , "Do women drool over you penis?", "Is your penis too small" , "Women will never laugh at your penis again!" I used to get a mailbox full every couple of days at my yahoo account. Finally got rid of all those spams. But I still get alot in my aol mail. For some reason other than generic porn sites I get a bunch of these penis enlargement and Miss Cleo e-mails.
    I don't how many times I had to send nasty replies to those fuckers to get my name off those lists that I supposedly signed up for. Were sorry for your inconvenience but our mail is "never unsolicited" If I had a dime for every e-mail I had to open in order to reply and every 2 inch penis next to a "after" photoshopped penis that was the size of my forearm I would be a rich motha.
     
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  2. Secret

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    Secret - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    Haha this is funny...

    This reminds of a time when me and my brother were young, and we were having our normal Sunday morning cereal at the breakfast table. Our mom was sitting across from us, reading the newspaper. Keep in my mind that mom is Asian, so she was reading an Asian newspaper and there was a huge ad for penis enlargement facing me and my brother. Of course, being little kids, my brother and I giggled like little chimpmunks. Then my mom looks to see what we're looking at, and just nods her head. I'm not trying to stereotype, but I just thought it was funny how I saw that in an Asian newspaper, but I've never seen it in the LA Times...

    :confused:
     
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    Pistol - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    They do Secret.
    I get the Los Angeles Times. I read the sports daily and they got a couple in there for that. Personally if I had a small penis and felt insecure I would just buy some luxury car instead of having them cut up my thing.
     
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    dr. frink one - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    i saw a whole show on that shit...
    i wonder how many people actually get them
    i think if my penis was laughably small and I had tons of money to throw away and tons of girls trying to get in my pants all the time....maybe i would make a small "investment" haha
     
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  5. Secret

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    Secret - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    Haha, really?? I get the LA Times EVERY Sunday... but I just flip through it. Most of it is advertisment anyways. I don't think 30 is old at all, but anyone over that age with a sports car might as well stuff a sock in their pants...
     
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    they call me tt "potato in the speedo" boy.
     
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    dai - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    don't bother replying to spam on aol. you're not added to a list, it's a bunch of zitty-faced hacker kids thinking they are going to make money by spamming for these people. they're usually sent from yahoo accts they could care less about, anonymous winsock/cgi servers, or stolen aol accounts. just report there spam to the website it sends you to. usually they'll cancel there account...no more money for penis boy.
     
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    EatMorGlue - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    or you can send the ones you receive on your aol account to tosspam@aol.com and let them figure it out.
     
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    Gnes 37 - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    man i need to get my penis enlarged this 2 inches aint cuttin it
     
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    cinnamon toast crunch804 - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    http://www.undergroundessentials.com/images/penis11.jpg'>

    now that is how you enlarge your penis
     
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    dukeofyork - Replied Nov 21, 2001

    ah haaaaaa...
    thats one HUGE PENIS!
     
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    Re: Penis Enlargement

    yes indeed, that thing is huge
     
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    Re: Penis Enlargement

    Dr.Frankenporker's Boner Juice

    for thick, meaty erections
     
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    Re: Penis Enlargement

    i thought this thread was going to tell me how to enlarge my penis :(


    *sigh*
     
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    Re: Penis Enlargement

    haha
     
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