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what's a pirate's favorite book?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

treasRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe island.

 

 

ok that was bad sorry.

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so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar...

 

"Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender

 

the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says

 

"Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?"

 

Pirate says:

 

"Yar! It drives me nuts."

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Originally posted by Smart

so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar...

 

"Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender

 

the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says

 

"Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?"

 

Pirate says:

 

"Yar! It drives me nuts."

 

this girl tried to tell me that joke once, only she said: "Yar! It drives me crazy." i'd always wondered why she found it funny...

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HAHA

 

a pirate walks into a bar.

 

sits next to a navy guy.

 

navy guy asks: how did you lose your leg?

 

pirate: shark bite

 

navy guy: oh...why do you have a hook on your arm?

 

pirate: because i was in a duel

 

navy guy: oh..what about the eye patch..??

 

pirate: a bird shitted on my eye

 

...that was funny

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!"

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Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES

a pirate walk into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. the bartender looks down and notices a steering wheel by his groin, and says " hey buddy, whats that steering wheel doin down there?" the pirate looks at him and says..."arrrrr, its driving me nuts!"

Yo Bojangles, a little late on that one. Funny though!

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  • 8 months later...
Originally posted by -Rage-

"Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain

"You mean the hot pants?" - First mate

"Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain

 

 

I love the Simpsons

 

Ha Ha Ha... I love that Episode! It was also funny when the sea captain said in that singles auction, "Yarghhhh... I'm not attractive.."

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