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pirate jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, Jan 23, 2002.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    whats a pirates favortie place to eat?

    did you hear about the new pirate movie?

    what kind of socks do pirates wear?

    add some more.
  2. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    here, i'll make soothing ocean noises.
    wooosshhh wooossshhh
    KAH KAH!!

    arrrrrrrrent pirate jokes just the best!
  3. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    what did the pirate say to SKULLFUCKER?

    NO, you arrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gay!
  4. blood as ink

    blood as ink Guest

    what's a pirate's favorite book?

    treasRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe island.

    ok that was bad sorry.
  5. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    har har haaar!
  6. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    wow this is stupid , funny tho
  7. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    so i says mable i says ARRRRRRRRR!
  8. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar...

    "Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender

    the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says

    "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?"

    Pirate says:

    "Yar! It drives me nuts."
  9. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    "Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain
    "You mean the hot pants?" - First mate
    "Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain

    I love the Simpsons

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    nothing beats mr. crab's "arr arr arr arr" from spongebob squarepants
  11. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    ill give it my best shot

    how much does it cost for pirates to peirce their ears?

    A Buck-an-ear!

    hahaha haha hehehe hehe heh *snort*
  12. graffsurgeon

    graffsurgeon Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2001 Messages: 1,500 Likes Received: 0
    a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
    the bartender says "hey where do you get them things?"
    the parrot says "africa, there's thousands of them"

    dont cry people..i edited it.
  13. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    this little kid dresses like a pirate for halloween, the elderly lady next door asked what he was and he said:

    'I'm a pirate!'

    she says:

    'where's your bucaneers?'

    he says:

    'under my buckin hat!'
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    Q:what city in Canada is also a pirate's contest.
    A: Winnipeg!
  15. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    this girl tried to tell me that joke once, only she said: "Yar! It drives me crazy." i'd always wondered why she found it funny...