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pirate jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, Jan 23, 2002.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris 12oz Veteran Member

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    pirate jokes

    Discussion started by Zack Morris - Jan 23, 2002

    whats a pirates favortie place to eat?
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRby's

    did you hear about the new pirate movie?
    it was rated AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    what kind of socks do pirates wear?
    AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRgyle

    add some more.
     
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  2. Santa Claus

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    Santa Claus - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    here, i'll make soothing ocean noises.
    wooosshhh wooossshhh
    WEEDOOOOOOOO
    KAH KAH!!
    ARGH MATEY!

    arrrrrrrrent pirate jokes just the best!
     
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  3. seeking

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    seeking - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    what did the pirate say to SKULLFUCKER?


    NO, you arrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gay!
     
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  4. blood as ink

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    blood as ink - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    what's a pirate's favorite book?
















    treasRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe island.


    ok that was bad sorry.
     
  5. When

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    When - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    har har haaar!
     
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    ASER1NE - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    wow this is stupid , funny tho
     
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  7. When

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    so i says mable i says ARRRRRRRRR!
     
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  8. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    so... a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his gonads walks into a bar...

    "Avast ye lubber! Gimme some rum!" he says to the bartender

    the bartender is serving him his drink and he kinda leans over and quietly says

    "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your gonads?"

    Pirate says:

    "Yar! It drives me nuts."
     
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    -Rage- - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    "Darrrrrr, we've lost the precious cargo!!!!!" - Captain
    "You mean the hot pants?" - First mate
    "Aye, the hot pants!" - Captain


    I love the Simpsons
     
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    REGULATOR - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    nothing beats mr. crab's "arr arr arr arr" from spongebob squarepants
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    ill give it my best shot

    how much does it cost for pirates to peirce their ears?

    A Buck-an-ear!

    hahaha haha hehehe hehe heh *snort*
     
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    graffsurgeon - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
    the bartender says "hey where do you get them things?"
    the parrot says "africa, there's thousands of them"

    dont cry people..i edited it.
     
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  13. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    this little kid dresses like a pirate for halloween, the elderly lady next door asked what he was and he said:

    'I'm a pirate!'

    she says:

    'where's your bucaneers?'

    he says:

    'under my buckin hat!'
     
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    Q:what city in Canada is also a pirate's contest.
    A: Winnipeg!
     
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    vinyl junkie - Replied Jan 23, 2002

    this girl tried to tell me that joke once, only she said: "Yar! It drives me crazy." i'd always wondered why she found it funny...
     
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