The Leader Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Any of you do pilates? If so, any specific regimen you suggest following? Any specific videos you suggest getting? Any videos you can send to me via the internerd? I can't take classes, I don't have the money for that.. so that will be a no-go. Any help is appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 I am not a woman, therefore 'no'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 Please key. Please. Lick my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 What?! Pirates?! No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 if there was a workout called 'pirates' I'd be one fit buccaneer! yarrrrghhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 jeez, i do pirates all the time. kid stuff...sometimes that fucking peg leg gets in the way though. the right way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 dude rental. you should always masturbate before you come on here. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 i dont think i have tha much time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 i think you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 i cant just masturbate all day. thats reverting back to when i was 13. im trying to take steps forward. like anatagonizing boys that are trying to do pilates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 pilates are (is?) really popular among the fake-breasted lovelies of lost angeles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 for some reason i picture pilates being done more by women than men... yes i spent late nites watching those infomercials. daisy fuentes looks good. made me wanna buy the tapes...kinda like when tae-bo was the in thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Horse Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 "No sir, I don't like it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 The thing is.. I need a regular "work out" Nothing major.. I just want to get toned. A friend of mine (yes she is female) mentioned pilates. It just so happens Usher does pilates. And talk all the shit you want, but that guy wont need a gastric bypass anytime soon. I'm just trying to eat right and get some more exercise into my "diet." My bike has a flat tire and this guy doesn't have money for a new tube. And tae bo was fun. On a side note, anyone here know how to use a news reader to download things and feel like walking me through it? If so, let me know, or if you already know my AIM do it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'm glad mr horse came back just for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEAK NIGGUH Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 IS THERE EVEN A BIGGER HERB THAN USHER? IVE NEVER HEARD OF A GUY DOING PILATES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 FUCK THE BULLSHIT! CHARLES NORRIS :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRAWBURRY Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 :haha: Hes got to trim down so he can borrow his girls jeans....how cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 HEY THE LEADER.. I HAVE A SERIOUS ANSWER: Pilates is a bitch. I tried it out about 2 years ago at Bally's. I was at the peak of my health (pretty fuckin good compared to where I came from) and that shit still kicked my ass. Basically, if you have strong stomach ("core") muscles, this is good for you. Im a huge taebo fan, but this really doesn't compare to taebo whatsoever. I say borrow a tape and try it out before you go crazy and buy stuff. Im sure it really does work (my muscles were spasming and I had to take a break before the class was over) but... yeh, it really wasnt my cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 get that testosterone pumping. dont be afraid to unleash boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by dubsface@Jun 14 2005, 04:55 AM HEY THE LEADER.. I HAVE A SERIOUS ANSWER: Pilates is a bitch. I tried it out about 2 years ago at Bally's. I was at the peak of my health (pretty fuckin good compared to where I came from) and that shit still kicked my ass. Basically, if you have strong stomach ("core") muscles, this is good for you. Im a huge taebo fan, but this really doesn't compare to taebo whatsoever. I say borrow a tape and try it out before you go crazy and buy stuff. Im sure it really does work (my muscles were spasming and I had to take a break before the class was over) but... yeh, it really wasnt my cup of tea. Quoted post I wont be buying shit. Don't worry. I'm getting 1 dvd off of p2p and 1 dvd off of this newsgroup thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 And don't worry everyone. I've thought of a perfect way to get rid of all this "it's for women" bullshit. I have invented a new exercise called "pirates" Basically it's the same exact shit as pilates, only my breathing technique will be filled with yo-hos and arrgghs. And I'll be wearing my eye patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutonce Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 what happened to weights, running, bike, sports. your just a faggot. thats right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutonce Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 niggas is soft in 2005. pilates? give me a break. you aint hear shit about that a few years ago, people were in great shape without that hyped up bullshit. but according to this thread your not really in shape until you succeed at pilates. fuck that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 if i had to pick the gayest threads on channel zero, this one would tie with rage and nekro's 'ask a gay guy' thread. seriously, i'd think that billy blanks tai bo stuff is worth more than pilates to a guy. women use pilates to tone. i have found many tai bo dvd's on shareaza and torrentspy.com haven't tried watching any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by The Leader@Jun 13 2005, 09:26 PM I'm glad mr horse came back just for me. Quoted post imagine that !? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCRAWBURRY Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by Nutonce@Jun 14 2005, 09:59 AM what happened to weights, running, bike, sports. your just a faggot. thats right. Quoted post Hes one of the faggots, that defends men that wear girls jeans.... :haha: We had some stupid trends in my day, but this metrosexual shit is the worst trend I've seen in my 27 years.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by SCRAWBURRY+Jun 14 2005, 11:28 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SCRAWBURRY - Jun 14 2005, 11:28 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Nutonce@Jun 14 2005, 09:59 AM what happened to weights, running, bike, sports. your just a faggot. thats right. Quoted post Hes one of the faggots, that defends men that wear girls jeans.... :haha: We had some stupid trends in my day, but this metrosexual shit is the worst trend I've seen 27 years.. Quoted post [/b] haha no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 X-Box has a game where you have a personal trainer and it helps you work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted June 14, 2005 Author Share Posted June 14, 2005 As mentioned before, I have no money. The tires on my bike are flat. I own no weights. I'm just looking for something to do while my bike is out of commission and my money is non-existant. Also, scrawburry, I wasn't standing up for no one, I was just pointing out what a douche bag you are. And the fact that you came in this thread to announce that I "stood up" for people who wear tighter pants than you shows that you are even more of a douche than I originally suspected. Please, stay out of the thread if all you want to do is talk about boys in girl pants. and nutonce (i think that's your name, i dont feel like re-checking) Who said you aren't in shape if you don't do pilates? Did I say that? No.. I didn't. Once again, it's just something to keep me going while I don't have money to do what I normally do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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