sect one Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 well the time has come for me to get revenge and instead of going to the person and messing with them which would continue the problems ill mess with his car and was wondering if you guys had any ideas on what i can do to it .......so far i got bleach to throw on the car paint bleeds or somehtin dog shit on the door handles nails to scratch it up slash the tires and thats all i can think of for now any ideas would help and ill take pictures i plan to do this in about a month or so.... thanks:mad: by the way I have to do all of this pretty quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 sugar in the gas tank but why phuck with someones car? i'd be bullshit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 NOT kewl http://www.muc.muohio.edu/~natedogg/Kewl.gif'> Fucking with someone's car instead of them is a blatant sign of cowardness and weakness. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 go ahead and throw on those panties hoe..... seriously now....that kind of shit will get you hit with a bat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 my cars been fucked with before, not due to graff, but other shit. and i must say that i was pissed beyond belief. ive pledged my life to wanting to kill these fuckers. its not the way to go. personally id rather take a severe ass wooping, even though thats not happening either, but i'd still choose that over having my ride fucked with. but, if your going to do it, do it right. FUCK IT UP! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by SHELLTOES sugar in the gas tank but why phuck with someones car? i'd be bullshit! sugar really doesnt do shit use salt. trust me tried and trued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Doom Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 If you fucked with my car............... I'd stab you in the face numerous times and gouge your fucking eyes out for even looking at my car! My shit's been broken into now twice in the last six months! This last time was right in front of my fucking house! Everything got robbed out of my vehicle right outside my door! I swear to god that I'm going to kill whoever did it! Don't you wish you were in the same predicament??? You can be if you fuck with someone's car!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 no one fucks with my car because it already looks like shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Re: NOT kewl Originally posted by El Mamerro Fucking with someone's car instead of them is a blatant sign of cowardness and weakness. Beer, El Mamerro ABSOFUCKINLUTELY!!! settle it with him, you say that will just 'continue' shit but there's no way you're going to settle it with his car, quit being a pussy, have a little class, take your beef to a person, not an object they own... *edited to fix the quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 jam poop under the door handles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 150's~ Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 I have to agree with the majority of the posts: fukking with somebody's car is lame and cowardly. If you're going to do it, go easy on his shit. Deflate all his tires when he's parked at the mall or something so he has to get it towed. If I knew the that somebody I had beef with had fucked with my ride to do permanent damage, the dude would be dead. Thats word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 I bet you would really piss someone off if you cut thier break lines, if you got lucky you might not even have to worry about hearing them bitch about someone fucking with their car afterward either. Or you could also try crashing into thier car with your car with napalm and high explosives strapped in your passenger seat. Or just no do anything to thier car.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slick1921 Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by sect one well the time has come for me to get revenge and instead of going to the person and messing with them which would continue the problems ill mess with his car and was wondering if you guys had any ideas on what i can do to it .......so far i got bleach to throw on the car paint bleeds or somehtin dog shit on the door handles nails to scratch it up slash the tires and thats all i can think of for now any ideas would help and ill take pictures i plan to do this in about a month or so.... thanks:mad: by the way I have to do all of this pretty quick heres what u do. 1. Put sugar in the gas tank (a huge bag) 2. Get some glue cement or small pieces of tin foil and shove it in the key hole. 3. Take the rubber of there windshield wippers (then when it rains and they turn there winshield wippers on they will get big scrathes across there windows. 4. get a can of white paint with a fat cap and draw 2 racing strips from the hood to the trunk. i think thats enuf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 i fuck with shit but i dont PHUCK with shit. THAZZZ GAE DUID STP TRI'N BEE AWZUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 http://www.sixsixfive.com/images/drive.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 why don't you go to the dudes house.. search the yard for the sewer line opening.. open it up.. add 2 bags quick dry cement.. and scratch the evidence. it works great in apartment buildings. not that i would go out and do this to just anyone, but when you're in the construction biz and ya dont get paid... just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 i had a window smashed out one time....my friend parked next to me, and his was also smashed out, but his radio was stolen....shit was no fun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 A few of the things I've had to do cause I'm an asshole. - Any of those shaving gels eat paint like a whore at a cock party. - If it rains dump bags of flour all over the car. Yeah the shit you bake with. Flour and water make a paste that is fuckin rediculous to get off when dry. - Remember only windshields and sometimes back windows are covered by insurance. - cut the valve stems to the tires - put crystal drano in a balloon. Drop that shit in the gas tank. Run cause that shit doesn't like to be mixed with gas. - on a hot summer day throw bologna on the car. as it cooks on the hot metal it eats the paint leaving polka dots on that shit. - Put stickers on his bumper. doesn't even have to be graf. rainbows, hello kitty, Korn stickers you know shit that he would hate. - Or just go to his house when he's not there and tell his parents he told you to get something. When they say he isn't there ask if you can call him on his celly. When you get him on the phone tell him to come home for his beatin. :D Don't listen to the assholes with the I'd fuck you up if you messed with my car attitude. Anyone with a car would. So do it for the love of hate. And the enjoyment you get out of destroying things the person you hate enjoys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Re: Re: phuckin with people's car Originally posted by slick1921 heres what u do. 1. Put sugar in the gas tank (a huge bag) 2. Get some glue cement or small pieces of tin foil and shove it in the key hole. 3. Take the rubber of there windshield wippers (then when it rains and they turn there winshield wippers on they will get big scrathes across there windows. 4. get a can of white paint with a fat cap and draw 2 racing strips from the hood to the trunk. i think thats enuf i would break every bone in both your hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Never come between a man and his car. Just throw a bag of flaming shit on his doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakone• Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 why is this thread making me LAUGH haha... i wanna try some this stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 ummmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect one Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 Re: NOT kewl Originally posted by El Mamerro http://www.muc.muohio.edu/~natedogg/Kewl.gif'> Fucking with someone's car instead of them is a blatant sign of cowardness and weakness. Beer, El Mamerro you dont know the story ..... fighting doesnt solve anything it just continues the violenceit never stops..... so ill fuck with the car now......:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect one Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Doom If you fucked with my car............... I'd stab you in the face numerous times and gouge your fucking eyes out for even looking at my car! My shit's been broken into now twice in the last six months! This last time was right in front of my fucking house! Everything got robbed out of my vehicle right outside my door! I swear to god that I'm going to kill whoever did it! Don't you wish you were in the same predicament??? You can be if you fuck with someone's car!!!!!!!!!!!!!! windows have been broken numerous times on my car and its been stolen once dont give ME that talk.... just chill im not asking you to call me a bitch you dont know whats up if you had the hate that i have in me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect one Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by deznatori A few of the things I've had to do cause I'm an asshole. - Any of those shaving gels eat paint like a whore at a cock party. - If it rains dump bags of flour all over the car. Yeah the shit you bake with. Flour and water make a paste that is fuckin rediculous to get off when dry. - Remember only windshields and sometimes back windows are covered by insurance. - cut the valve stems to the tires - put crystal drano in a balloon. Drop that shit in the gas tank. Run cause that shit doesn't like to be mixed with gas. - on a hot summer day throw bologna on the car. as it cooks on the hot metal it eats the paint leaving polka dots on that shit. - Put stickers on his bumper. doesn't even have to be graf. rainbows, hello kitty, Korn stickers you know shit that he would hate. - Or just go to his house when he's not there and tell his parents he told you to get something. When they say he isn't there ask if you can call him on his celly. When you get him on the phone tell him to come home for his beatin. :D Don't listen to the assholes with the I'd fuck you up if you messed with my car attitude. Anyone with a car would. So do it for the love of hate. And the enjoyment you get out of destroying things the person you hate enjoys. THANK YOU someone who understands ruthless i like :king: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect one Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars i fuck with shit but i dont PHUCK with shit. THAZZZ GAE DUID STP TRI'N BEE AWZUM i didnt want to be a dirty hillbilly like you and type the word fuck out i'm sorry im not cool enough to swear.... and change your signature skank you jock this board way too much that you would have that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 i like the bologna idea. ive been wanting to fuck with this one kids car for a while. he weighs like 200 lbs more than everyone else so he thinks he can push anyone around. hes got this big fucking red car me and a few other guys have been wanting to fuck with, that bologna idea is good...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 why dont you talk to the person about whatever the beef is and get it taken care of instead of doing collateral damage that they might not be able to afford or that might get you killed when they find out who did it. or if they write you could always take it to a wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by sect one just chill im not asking you to call me a bitch you dont know whats up if you had the hate that i have in me.... yeah, well, dig it... if you're so concerned about the circle of beef you'd just let it drop, and if you were so full of hate you'd go fight, so, I think you've got it confused. That's not hate, it's impotent rage... sorry about your luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 fucking with someones ride is as fucked up as it gets especially if it is their hobby to make something of their ride i cant count the times one of my rides has been fucked with just because people are jealous of how it looks... shit is messed up son. if you must do some sort of damage to someones car (which in my mind is a bitch move because you cant deal with things like a grownup instead of the prepubesent asshole that you are) make sure as shit the damage is not great. just piss in his cowl vents, and if you dont know what those are... too fucking bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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