dai Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 phone sex is great. i've done it with a girl i dated, which was pretty tight...but it didn't have shit on tonight. i get on yahoo, and this girl IM's me and tells me I have a sexy voice...and she's jumpin my nuts from the start. I get on her webcam, and I sent my pics so she's all about it and shit. This girl is dope, short country girl (her name was Lucy, and she had a dope accent) perfect titties, pretty face, blonde hair, pornstar lips, etc etc. Man im not going to go into detail, but shorty was a F-R-E-A-K! I had her freakin her clit on the cam, and holdin the phone up to it, sayin all sorts of shit and doing shit. It was great, I had her fingerin her asshole and everything. Then when you're done bustin a nut, you say a few things and be like "well im gonna go, peace". im addicted to this shit, its like beatin off on a new level...heh like that 'just got laid' feeling beating off doesn't give you. i don't even know. haha what is some shit to say? any funny stories? i know you got em. im gonna mack some bitch on yahoo and tell her how much of a filthy whore she is and how bad i wanna run my shit up in her ass...i wanna see what kinda response i'll get. i'll get stills of this chick next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Yo get a life . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 You wanna run your shit up her ass huh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 i prefer the regular version of sex. i'm not too much into inserting large plastic things in my anus. oh, you don't actually "have sex" with the phone....well, no one told me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 17, 2002 Author Share Posted May 17, 2002 i get plenty of pussy, i got a very willing girlfriend and then some. that shit is great when you're sittin home drunk at 2am on a weeknight...and that get a life thing, it beats the fuck out of posting on 12oz, that's for damn sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i prefer the regular version of sex. i'm not too much into inserting large plastic things in my anus. oh, you don't actually "have sex" with the phone....well, no one told me..... :lol: i sure hope you used some lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 neat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 17, 2002 Author Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE Yo get a life . aser, dawg...no pun intended but look at your posts and date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CocaineBlunt Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 i though this was about the comic book... bummer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne :lol: i sure hope you used some lube what's this "lube" you speak of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 "and that get a life thing, it beats the fuck out of posting on 12oz, that's for damn sure..." obviously with seven hundred and fifty two post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. ABC what's this "lube" you speak of? haha lube is a must for literal 'phone sex' if not you may end up with a bloody and hurt ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 17, 2002 Author Share Posted May 17, 2002 i'll admit it, i enjoy using the computer and i'm on alot, but i have since i was about 12yrs old...but that doesn't mean shit. i do have very much of a life, i have a girlfriend, i work, i got time from friends, i still party on weekdays, i read, and still have time to write and sleep in 'till noon everyday. if that's not a life, i don't know what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by dai aser, dawg...no pun intended but look at your posts and date. yes dogg i know , so does everyone else , who cares . why ppl keep stating it is beyond me , but realise i just dont care . no offense to you neither with my last post , but internet macking is just straight lame . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 17, 2002 Author Share Posted May 17, 2002 haha i wasn't bragging about being a pimp (we all know who's the real mack, right Zack?) or nothing, i just thought it was pretty cool. i don't spend my life in chatrooms trying to run 'game' on girls...it just happened to work out like that after she called me. hell yeah its enjoyable...its even better when you're fucked up off a 12 pack and a couple of adderals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 phone sex is fun when im having a bad day my girl just starts talking nasty to me on the phone and starts fucking with my head so bad, its actually fun, i enjoy it, tonight we have plans we are going to hand-cuff each other to the bed and blind fold! sounds fun, better than star wars even though i still wanna see it thats what my girl wants to do instead. i love her! :love: :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 17, 2002 Author Share Posted May 17, 2002 haha i was pretty drunk last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 18, 2002 Author Share Posted May 18, 2002 http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/249/689'> she wouldn't write on her boobs for me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 no offense dai, but i thought you were a girl... and your from va huh? I didnt notice that till now. Nova cats get slayed like what?;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 18, 2002 Author Share Posted May 18, 2002 no doubt man, i had some chick from this thread asking me if i was japanese...nope im as white as white gets, and im not in NOVA, beach boy on the rizzle my nizzle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 ^^ sounds good killer. Now lets see some more boobies.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanedigital Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by CocaineBlunt i though this was about the comic book... bummer... me too:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne haha lube is a must for literal 'phone sex' if not you may end up with a bloody and hurt ass http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg'> It's true... happened to this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 I didnt need to see that! fuck you buddy! fuck you! more boobs please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 !!FREE WALLPAPER!! http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/links/backcrac.gif'> SET IT TO TILE (it is fucking ugly!) THANKS MAKROS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 :spent: :spent: :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 wheres da flix? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 i sooo wish id never seen that, my god thats bad why would you do that to your ass its going to make him bleed to death or something oh my god eww, ahhh, geez. fuckk. no more please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Dude, It gets worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 i know but im scared, im very sensative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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