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!!!!!PHATTTNESSSSSSSSSSSSS!#???..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Kr430n5_666, Jan 8, 2003.

  1. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    i found this on a xanga.com page. i figured it would be enjoyed here. please notice how incredibly INSANE and strange this is...its really scary...im not kidding aorund, god...

    __________________________________

    Wednesday, December 11, 2002

    Rand0m Rap 0f da wK.............................O.,O UNFINISHED
    12.7.02 sat.

    4.25.20 am (finished f0 t0nite)



    BRUSH y0 feet

    FL0SS/ST0MP y0 hair

    PAINT y0 teef

    N0SE pedicare



    PAINT y0 knee

    BANDAGE y0 *lit

    SUCK mai cheese

    G0 EAT. mai SHIET.



    Eat 0ut my ear

    Finger mai m0le

    Pierce *mai dear*

    Medicate diz h0lE



    TripPn gain fame

    Fr0ntN b game

    Try and fail?

    B Y0U. jus sayN..



    **]]H00K[[**

    I Aint NTTN but a s0ulJAH~

    L00k I bin T0LLLLL ya¡¯l

    Til da end I stay da wonderful way dat I biN.

    since the juvenile age of threE?

    infantile ke-ger-R0E treEE?

    c0ntinue (ex/s)PANDIN>>>>>>>>>>>>>!

    (echo:CHINK!uh!EYED!uhLEE! zo NOOOOOOO~~?)

    s0ft talk: And f0reva m0re I¡¯l stil SCR000000000LLLLLLLLLL ya¡¯l

    (HA! x5 echo off)



    ** (repeat)



    daym ya¡¯l cheap a$$ lenz

    o0 s0 FAKE rental benz

    deM WEAK a$$ trendz

    ya'l FRUIT cake frEndz



    I may hab chink eyez b F.A.K.E>!??

    t0 ya'l gay a$ pupilz-

    But represeNTn tru bLD>> lNIGGUH

    Dea¡¯z 0nly 0ne 0nly me- FIGA::::::::::::::::::::

    DIZ.

    B.

    MEE. (trip..lyk bef0. i bin T0LD ya'l..)

    **H00K



    talk shiet b0ut meE~?

    O HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NAW....

    titi FUK U BIT$H

    make y0 2 C.M. falL



    git in ->MAI<- face NIGGUH~?

    Must b DRUNK? gay t00??

    Scrape u s0 painfully haRD

    i Make y0 weE weE dr00l



    Swell dat up s0 harDDDDDDDd bitsh

    We play BASEball w. DAT.

    Den afta we d0NEEEEEEEEE???????trigGA>>

    Stik dat cap up y0 CAT



    piMp SLAP u w. mai beanie babE..:

    ..B.0.y.~~~~ f.r.E.N.D....¡¯.. --D

    git y0 h00DRAT 'AHHHH-OOT'!! (<~0ut)



    aW say WHA>> she called me wha~? say wha..She WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    ahaaaaaaaa tell h0E i ap0l0gize..

    c0z fuK diz bra strap b S~TUCK......................

    wait an0tha day. jus..juS WAIT an0tha day..



    wha y0 w0nderful 0NE AND 0NLY?.:: 9in. ¡®sir lee¡¯ hha.. wtFUK

    ch0pSUEY dat 2Cm in mai BLENDA>>S0N~~?

    mix make mai c00kiez bettA...........> c0z u kn0 santa lyk ¡°betta..bettaz¡±¡¦.



    w. deM.....

    ______________________________
    it really makes me cry.
    why am i alive. (thats a statement, not a question)
     
  2. 6souls

    6souls Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 211 Likes Received: 0
    i got a Xanga page. :D

    except that one is not mine, but i have found that you will find a lot of cute white & asian girls on there.
     
  3. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    im laughing now but im sure whoever wrote that will have
    a contract by the end of the week
    and a platinum record by next
     
  4. son of sam

    son of sam New Jack

    Joined: Jan 8, 2003 Messages: 16 Likes Received: 1
  5. Basic

    Basic Member

    Joined: Sep 19, 2002 Messages: 323 Likes Received: 0
    ahahaahahahhahahha good stuff
    that must have taken so long to type
    jesus some 12 year old kids need a paper route
     
  6. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 9,182 Likes Received: 28
    i feel kinda confused im laughing but i dunno at what
     
  7. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
    I'M THERE:)
     
  8. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 28
  9. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    try to rap it......its quite entertaining.

    plus, it sounds like a lot of stuff these days.

    www.rateapix.com>>asian girls. not the best looking. but quite funny to look at.
    http://images1.findapix.com/tn_Fly_AzzLaOChiCk_pic1.jpg'>
    also....[url=http://www.clubdieselsf.com]www.clubdieselsf.com[/url]>>i know some people in it....and you'll find a bunch of sluts there too. and guess what...go to that link...they have linked this...
    [img]http://www.clubdieselsf.com/images/tagmachine.jpg'>

    lame-o.
     
  10. dojafx

    dojafx Member

    Joined: Nov 20, 2001 Messages: 831 Likes Received: 0
    that club looks like it contains a bunch of herbs

    "i dont even go to these bullshit kiddie ass clubs"
    krs one
     
  11. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    it is. thats the beauty of it........hours of making fun of those people.
     
  12. sneak

    sneak Guest

    what on earth?
     
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://www.jamsandwhich.com/graphix/saget.jpg'>
    "I think that shits phat..."
     
  14. exhibitone

    exhibitone Guest

    HAHAHA
    BOB SAGET
    ON THE ORIGINAL NOTE
    THAT IS PHAT
     
  15. socrates

    socrates Guest

    you finally found my homepage
     
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