Pfffffffffft Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 ok, so yesterday(Friday) i was ON THE WAY to my friends house to help his girlfriend set up for a birthday bash for my friend. keep in mind that i was about to bring you another party thread including a keg of yuengling, lots of food, a pool, girls and lots of funk style party bloopers, instead i bring to you a wrecked car thread..... an 83 year old man who lives in a nursing home decided he wanted to pull out RIGHT IN FRONT of me causing me to practically T-bone him...and here is the rest of the story........... THIS IS MY CAR.... http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/airbags.jpg'> THIS IS OLD MANS CAR... http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/car2.jpg'> http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/wreck.jpg'> http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/mycar.jpg'> THE POLICE, FIRE, AND MEDICS COME TO SAVE ME.. http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/scene.jpg'> HERE IS MY SKID MARKS..... http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/skidmarks.jpg'> OK TIME TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO MAKE SURE IM NOT HURT.... http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/hospital.jpg'> THIS LADY WAS WALKING BY....I COULDNT RESIST!!!!!! http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/wowmullet.jpg'> HER AND HER SKULLET BOYFRIEND.... http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/wowmullet2.jpg'> ON THE WAY IN..... http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/ass.jpg'> OK... http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/bed1.jpg'> http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v155/sykeology101/bed2.jpg'> THE END.... I GUESS IM GETTING A NEW CAR.. <3 Pfffffffffft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iSLEEPwithMIDGETS Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 that sucks homie...i hope you broke his hip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurderSluts Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 fuckin old folk. i enjoy lady mullet and her skullet boyfriend tho....hottttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 I think that once you turn 60 you should have to take the drivers test every year. LawQuote.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 The combination of those last two pictures is sweet. Living dead type shit, YO. Glad you're okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 that sucks pfffft, its wierd to, seems like everyone around here (my town) lately is getting in wrecks. maybe im cursed, but no ones died yet....so it should be ok. great fliks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 you should be happy your ride got fucked up... that car blows. but yea, wrecks are no fun at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 thats a sad story, but shit those pictures are funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 first glad to hear or see you look okay..Secondly you just wrecker a aFord taurus good job.My moms just wrecked hers 2 weeks ago..totaled her car and the persons she hit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 did you beat up the elderly man? also, the accident was in fact his fault, so his insurance is going to pay for your car, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh0wnz Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Sue Pfizer for making Viagra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Sue him, and live the high-life off his pension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 I agree with effyoo on the drivers' test issue. If you can't see and hear, you shouldn't be fucking driving. Now onto the more pressing question: what kind of new car should you get to replace your totaled whip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Go check yourself into a psychiatrist and tell them that you were in a wreck and are having reoccuring nightmares about old people driving cars and you keep wrecking. Tell him that you are also terrified of even getting near any kind of vehicle which is keeping you from work. Then sue the old man for everything. You will get paid. I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyLazy Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Whack attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 10, 2004 Author Share Posted July 10, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL did you beat up the elderly man? also, the accident was in fact his fault, so his insurance is going to pay for your car, right? actually, i had to pull that old man out of the passenger side of the car because he was too old and stunned by the wrech to get out himself... yes the insurance should pay for all damages and the man was ticketed with failure to yield at stop sign... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 The shot of you laying on the bed with your eyes wide open is golden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 fuckin old people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/kickasspogostick/PFFT_copy.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 hahahaha :lol: thats so good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 you look possessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Just more reason to start putting down old people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 this same thing almost happened to a friend and i about a month ago, some old fart pulled out right in front of us when we had right of way, we had to slam the fucking brakes on, and he kept driving, oblivious to it all. we hd to stay behind him for a while, he was going abut 20kms in a 50km zone, and swerving into the oncoming traffic lane. no shit. old people shouldnt be allowed to drive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damn vandle Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 damn those hairdoos are fuckin on point!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Good Morning Captain Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 that Taurus needed to die anyway. Hope your alright though. Kinda weird because I was in a car accident on friday too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 not cool. Did anyone see the old people crossballs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Originally posted by damn vandle damn those hairdoos are fuckin on point!!! this is exactly what i was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 bummer...that's such a burn man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted July 11, 2004 Share Posted July 11, 2004 Not fun.. ive been in 3 wrecks in the last month... when it rains, it pours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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