1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at info@12ozprophet.com and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

Petting women of different backgrounds...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by king kong, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. king kong

    king kong Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2003
    Messages:
    2,292

    Petting women of different backgrounds...

    Discussion started by king kong - Feb 5, 2004

    Dating women of different backgrounds...

    WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: She gives you dynamite head and great sex. Second Date: You get more great head and even greater sex. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head or sex again.

    CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date because you've already realized nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.! Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else.

    MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters,her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like it belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande, with all the chickens and goats in the front yard.
     
    king kong - Rank: Banned - Messages:
    2,292
    - Joined:
    Jul 24, 2003
  2. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2000
    Messages:
    3,066

    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    Too much to read.
     
    kaesthebluntedwonder - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,066
    - Joined:
    May 16, 2000
  3. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
    Messages:
    3,804

    Daze One Million - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    that shit was funny, i wish there were more....make some up german, brazilian, canadian, what ever.. :lol:
     
    Daze One Million - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,804
    - Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
  4. effyoo

    effyoo 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2002
    Messages:
    4,703

    effyoo - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    Oh, I get it, they're stereotypes!
     
    effyoo - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    4,703
    - Joined:
    Sep 2, 2002
  5. the press

    the press 12oz Junior Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2003
    Messages:
    144

    the press - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    funny but not true
     
    the press - Rank: 12oz Junior Member - Messages:
    144
    - Joined:
    Feb 19, 2003
  6. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2000
    Messages:
    3,066

    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    DO NOT
    fuck with no Brasilian womens. Please.
     
    kaesthebluntedwonder - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,066
    - Joined:
    May 16, 2000
  7. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
    Messages:
    3,804

    Daze One Million - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    hahahahaa^

    is there any black girls on that list???
     
    Daze One Million - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,804
    - Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
  8. effyoo

    effyoo 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2002
    Messages:
    4,703

    effyoo - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    Daze, I hope you're being sarcastic
     
    effyoo - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    4,703
    - Joined:
    Sep 2, 2002
  9. suap

    suap Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2002
    Messages:
    75

    suap - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    hahaha the black and mexican ones are too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    suap - Rank: Banned - Messages:
    75
    - Joined:
    Jul 30, 2002
  10. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    May 16, 2000
    Messages:
    3,066

    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    Guuuurlzzz are fuckign stupid son...don't you know we shoudl just exterminate them all as if they were roaches, or rodents...or zebras or elephants, then everybody could get a long like the getalong gang. what a cool cartoon right?
     
    kaesthebluntedwonder - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,066
    - Joined:
    May 16, 2000
  11. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
    Messages:
    3,804

    Daze One Million - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    http://www.mijnkopthee.nl/images/retard.jpg'>
    "DER! DUH!"

    :lol: i had too
     
    Daze One Million - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,804
    - Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
  12. effyoo

    effyoo 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2002
    Messages:
    4,703

    effyoo - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    good, because i was ready to e-smack you.
     
    effyoo - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    4,703
    - Joined:
    Sep 2, 2002
  13. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million 12oz Elite Member

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
    Messages:
    3,804

    Daze One Million - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    haha
     
    Daze One Million - Rank: 12oz Elite Member - Messages:
    3,804
    - Joined:
    Jun 12, 2001
  14. king kong

    king kong Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2003
    Messages:
    2,292

    king kong - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    those fuckers always screw up my order
     
    king kong - Rank: Banned - Messages:
    2,292
    - Joined:
    Jul 24, 2003
  15. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined:
    May 4, 2000
    Messages:
    10,294

    When - Replied Feb 5, 2004

    by your sad face ill guess he didnt leave his number
     
    When - Rank: 12oz Loyalist - Messages:
    10,294
    - Joined:
    May 4, 2000