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Petting women of different backgrounds...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by king kong, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. king kong

    king kong Banned

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 2,292 Likes Received: 0
    Dating women of different backgrounds...

    WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: She gives you dynamite head and great sex. Second Date: You get more great head and even greater sex. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head or sex again.

    CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date because you've already realized nothing is going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.! Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else.

    MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters,her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like it belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande, with all the chickens and goats in the front yard.
     
  2. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

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  3. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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    that shit was funny, i wish there were more....make some up german, brazilian, canadian, what ever.. :lol:
     
  4. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    Oh, I get it, they're stereotypes!
     
  5. the press

    the press Junior Member

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    funny but not true
     
  6. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

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    DO NOT
    fuck with no Brasilian womens. Please.
     
  7. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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    hahahahaa^

    is there any black girls on that list???
     
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    Daze, I hope you're being sarcastic
     
  9. suap

    suap Banned

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    hahaha the black and mexican ones are too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  10. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

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    Guuuurlzzz are fuckign stupid son...don't you know we shoudl just exterminate them all as if they were roaches, or rodents...or zebras or elephants, then everybody could get a long like the getalong gang. what a cool cartoon right?
     
  11. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

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    http://www.mijnkopthee.nl/images/retard.jpg'>
    "DER! DUH!"

    :lol: i had too
     
  12. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    good, because i was ready to e-smack you.
     
  13. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
  14. king kong

    king kong Banned

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 2,292 Likes Received: 0
    those fuckers always screw up my order
     
  15. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    by your sad face ill guess he didnt leave his number
     
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