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cell phones that play cute songs

bootleg clothes

the radio

people that ask me for a quarter

poorly done jailhouse tattoos

pop up ads on the net

people that use coupons that barely did anything to the price

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getting sick just in time for the weekend.

 

not having a job.

 

not having the motovation to get a job.

 

having a headache... but no fever

 

halucinating because your sicks

 

getting the chills so bad you shake violently

 

sweating so much it looks like you just got out of a shower

 

coughing so much my abs will be more defined then they already are tomorrow morning

 

ignorant people

 

long toenails

 

etc. etc.

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White/Asian people who wear FUBU or try to look like master P. (my college professor wears fubu to class, no lie)

 

Gold teef

 

Children rappers

 

people with stink breath who wont accept gum/tic tac/TOOTBRUSH

 

guys who say tasteless things outloud like: ID LOVE TO BANG THE FUCK OUT OF HER CUNT!

 

people who say herb, toy (too many times), dun.

 

NEGATIVE DUN!- missy elliot

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People with bad breath that always want to tell you secrets.

Women I'm in love with that have boyfriends

 

Oh man, bootlegg clothes? On the streets of new york some guy tried to sell me a Polo shirt, i swear to god it said "polo assassin" inside it. aahahahhah

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I absolutely HATE news casters who mispronounce things... like weathermen who say carriBEEEEEan, it's CArribean. That's how the people who live there pronounce it. It's like saying canAYda...

 

and the soup commercial where it leads up to the girl selling the guy on the soup and she says "and..." and the guy replies "and what?"... now, there's 2 versions, one with a black couple who do just fine, and one with a white couple. Something about the way the guy says "...and what?" BEGS some insane reply like "and it's full of testicles!!!"

 

or when the local 24 hour news channels leave mistakes in segments that are obviously pretaped, and then repeat the segment ALL FUCKING DAY!!! I mean, is it THAT hard to try it again? Did the studio only give them one tape? (Here you go, don't tape over the Tom and Jerry marathon!)

 

People in the turn lane that wont enter the intersection, thereby guaranteeing the chance to turn, when the light turns green... and while we're in the car, tailgaters. Ooooh, and the retards that speed up when you're passing them, and I don't mean the assholes who think it's funny, I mean the fools who don't even realize they're doing it. OR, when you're driving long distance and some fucker decides to 'shadow' you...

 

actually, I have a long list, so I'll stop here for now...

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FUCKING TAILGATERS , i here ya on that one smart , i dunno if this works in anyone elses car , but ours being the dodgy one that it is , if ya tap the brake lightley the brake light comes on but ya dont stop , so tha people tailgating ya get shit scared :D :king:

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SHIT I DONT HAVE TIME TA READ ALL OF THEM NOW GOTTA GO KILL KILL KILL

BUT HERES A FEW FOR ME!

 

BEER STORES THAT JACK YA WHEN YA WALK IN AT 1:05 AND DONT SEEL YA SHIT!

 

MY 2 CARS~ FUCK CARS

 

PEOPLE WHO WINE ABOUT EVERYTHING

 

FAT PEOPLE ESPICALLY LADYS/GIRLS AND ESPICALLY FATTASS ARMY TSR!! GOD I FUCKING HATE HIS TWINKY EATIN ASS!

 

GAY PEOPLE HO TALK MORE FEM THAN ANY GIRL OR LADY I EVER FUCKING MET!

 

GIRLS THAT TEASE

 

VIRGIN GIRLS THAT TEASE

 

RIDEING THE BUS!

 

HARDWARE STORES THAT HAVE NO FRESH OLD CANS!

 

OLD PEOPLE WHO DRIVE LIKE DICKHEADS

 

YOUNG PEOPLE WHO CANT DRIVE

 

DRIVEING

TRAFFIC

CATS I HATE CATS

DOGS WHO BARK ALL MORNING

MY NAIGHBORS

AND FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE WHO I SEE EVERY FUCKKING DAY WHO HAVE NO FUCKKING CLUE

BILLS

MONEY

CELL PHONES

BILL COLLECTORS

CLEAN CLOTHES!

FAT STRIPPERS!

BORDON CANS THAT ARE DOPE COLORS THAT BLOW UP!

CLOGGED CAPS

LAYUPS WITH WAKK CARS!

 

 

GOTTA BOUNCE ILL DO MORE LATER!

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having to look for shit online

the texture of mucus

getting cum on my hand after i blow my load

extreme feminist man haters

being asked the same thing repeatedly

getting a zit right below ur nostril

most of the shit u see on mtv

watery paint

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*blue color in food packaging

*diminutives

*Loud sound that suddenly stops

*Red lights

*Vanilla smell

*Farting in elevators

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people who dont knock

people who leave doors open

hats that dont fit right on me

being cold

people who dont agree with everything i think

butter thats too fuckin hard to spread on toast and u end up ripping the bread

toilet paper that may as well be cardboard

tourists who drive fuckin 35 in 50 zones to see all the scenery

the smell of fresh sea food

when a tip gets clogged an u try and spray and it just comes out all over ur hand

cold toes

cold ears

when people talk to me as if im their psycology patient

blankets that are too short

people who take way to fuckin long to move in chess

slow computers

pop ups

when ur takin a shit and the splash hits ur ass!

....more later

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WHEN UR ABOUT TA TAPP THEN SHE BARFS CUZ SHES TOO DRUNK

WHEN SHE PASSES OUT CUZ SHES TOO DRUNK

WHEN SHE GETS MAD AT YA CUZ SHE WAKES UP DRUNK AND UR TAPPIN WHILE SHES PASSED OUT

WHEN CONDOMS BREAK

WHEN YOUR ABOUT TA TAPP A NEW PIECE OF DOPEASS AND SHE TAKES HER SHIRT OFF AND SHES GOT FLOPPY FLAPPERS WITH CHEWED UP SAUSAGE NIPPS! THEN UR SHLONG JUST DWINDELS AWAY!

WHEN YA BREAK UR WATER BED FROM PUTTING TOO MANY TAPP MILES ON IT,AND IT JUST FALS APART

WHEN YA CANT GET A BITCH TA GO FUCKKING HOME!:eek:

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<span style='color:darkblue'>~people that are on the freeway on their cell phones..and they're more concerned about talking insted of driving..which makes them creep..

 

~people who pick their nose on the freeway..shits disgusting...get a tissue..

 

~people in the mall..on their cell phones...talking as loud as they can so everyone around them can hear thier conversation....

 

~people who dont know what they want in a fast food resturant come on now either u want the number 1 or number 9 geez...

 

~my alarm clock going off in the morning telling me i have to go to work shits soooooo fawking loud...

 

~being at work..

 

~girls that consistanly(sp) look at them selfs in the morrior...

 

~fat people at the all u can eat buffet shits disturbing..all though im gettin on the pudgy side myself..:D

 

~getting drunk and having a hang over the next morning

 

~girls that rub ur balls then say they dont want to do anything...

 

~the morning sun hitting my face on a saturday morning...when all i want to do is sleep in.....

 

~feeling obligated to talk on the phone for 4 hours...

 

~bo

 

~old ladys that have sex..then when walking down the hall u hear em!...

 

~slow dowloads....

 

~fablous..he cant rap for shit!

 

~radio station that play the same song over and over...

 

~all those stupid tv shows like.."who wants to be a milionair?" "the chair" "the chamber".."survivar"...."temptaion island"...

 

~fabio..that fags ugly..why does he get all the women?..

 

~white kids that try to be thugs...even though at one point i had no room to talk...

 

~having a very short temper spand...cause then i wouldnt be naming all this..probably more later...</span>

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-guys who try to pop at me well knowing that i have a ring on my finger.

-thugs

-asian wanna-be thugs

-white wiggers

-little girls who think that they are tough

-loud ass people on the bus who scream out to their friends and their mothers when they see them pass by

-asian guys who have the weirdest haircuts. the ones with the shaved head but have like two starnds of hair (which is dyed a different color) in the front

-girls who try to be fashionable bbut really look tacky

-old women trying to look young

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Originally posted by DEE38

White/Asian people who wear FUBU or try to look like master P. (my college professor wears fubu to class, no lie)

 

Gold teef

 

Children rappers

 

people with stink breath who wont accept gum/tic tac/TOOTBRUSH

 

guys who say tasteless things outloud like: ID LOVE TO BANG THE FUCK OUT OF HER CUNT!

 

people who say herb, toy (too many times), dun.

 

NEGATIVE DUN!- missy elliot

 

what the fuck kind of college do you go too if your professor is wearing that to class??

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