Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 cell phones that play cute songs bootleg clothes the radio people that ask me for a quarter poorly done jailhouse tattoos pop up ads on the net people that use coupons that barely did anything to the price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 feel free to add on/vent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 getting sick just in time for the weekend. not having a job. not having the motovation to get a job. having a headache... but no fever halucinating because your sicks getting the chills so bad you shake violently sweating so much it looks like you just got out of a shower coughing so much my abs will be more defined then they already are tomorrow morning ignorant people long toenails etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 white kids in fubu "parody" movies not having a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 being the only person with an unatractive dentail assisstant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 those large cheezy "fubu" or "no limit" chains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 White/Asian people who wear FUBU or try to look like master P. (my college professor wears fubu to class, no lie) Gold teef Children rappers people with stink breath who wont accept gum/tic tac/TOOTBRUSH guys who say tasteless things outloud like: ID LOVE TO BANG THE FUCK OUT OF HER CUNT! people who say herb, toy (too many times), dun. NEGATIVE DUN!- missy elliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 candy ravers frat boys gold dollars (what am i, a damn pirate?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 People with bad breath that always want to tell you secrets. Women I'm in love with that have boyfriends Oh man, bootlegg clothes? On the streets of new york some guy tried to sell me a Polo shirt, i swear to god it said "polo assassin" inside it. aahahahhah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffin your face Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 -Annoying drunks.... girls are usually the worst (not to say I'm the perfect drunk). -Assholes that are in the TURNING lain yet go forward. -Coming home to a dirty house. -How most people drive in my Texas. I'll think of some more.... I have tons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 i find a lot of shit really, really, perturbs the fuck out of me. i'm a bit salty and i've got a wierd personality but fuck some people in the goat ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 I absolutely HATE news casters who mispronounce things... like weathermen who say carriBEEEEEan, it's CArribean. That's how the people who live there pronounce it. It's like saying canAYda... and the soup commercial where it leads up to the girl selling the guy on the soup and she says "and..." and the guy replies "and what?"... now, there's 2 versions, one with a black couple who do just fine, and one with a white couple. Something about the way the guy says "...and what?" BEGS some insane reply like "and it's full of testicles!!!" or when the local 24 hour news channels leave mistakes in segments that are obviously pretaped, and then repeat the segment ALL FUCKING DAY!!! I mean, is it THAT hard to try it again? Did the studio only give them one tape? (Here you go, don't tape over the Tom and Jerry marathon!) People in the turn lane that wont enter the intersection, thereby guaranteeing the chance to turn, when the light turns green... and while we're in the car, tailgaters. Ooooh, and the retards that speed up when you're passing them, and I don't mean the assholes who think it's funny, I mean the fools who don't even realize they're doing it. OR, when you're driving long distance and some fucker decides to 'shadow' you... actually, I have a long list, so I'll stop here for now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 FUCKING TAILGATERS , i here ya on that one smart , i dunno if this works in anyone elses car , but ours being the dodgy one that it is , if ya tap the brake lightley the brake light comes on but ya dont stop , so tha people tailgating ya get shit scared :D :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Drew Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Drew pubes. don't fret, you'll get 'em someday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Drew Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 haha. naw, my roomate sheds em too much. all over the toilet. nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 if someone starts tailgating me i just slow down to a crawl, either overtake or stay the fuck back fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Women sports casters , stick to the news bitch you dont know shit about sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOKASS Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 SHIT I DONT HAVE TIME TA READ ALL OF THEM NOW GOTTA GO KILL KILL KILL BUT HERES A FEW FOR ME! BEER STORES THAT JACK YA WHEN YA WALK IN AT 1:05 AND DONT SEEL YA SHIT! MY 2 CARS~ FUCK CARS PEOPLE WHO WINE ABOUT EVERYTHING FAT PEOPLE ESPICALLY LADYS/GIRLS AND ESPICALLY FATTASS ARMY TSR!! GOD I FUCKING HATE HIS TWINKY EATIN ASS! GAY PEOPLE HO TALK MORE FEM THAN ANY GIRL OR LADY I EVER FUCKING MET! GIRLS THAT TEASE VIRGIN GIRLS THAT TEASE RIDEING THE BUS! HARDWARE STORES THAT HAVE NO FRESH OLD CANS! OLD PEOPLE WHO DRIVE LIKE DICKHEADS YOUNG PEOPLE WHO CANT DRIVE DRIVEING TRAFFIC CATS I HATE CATS DOGS WHO BARK ALL MORNING MY NAIGHBORS AND FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE WHO I SEE EVERY FUCKKING DAY WHO HAVE NO FUCKKING CLUE BILLS MONEY CELL PHONES BILL COLLECTORS CLEAN CLOTHES! FAT STRIPPERS! BORDON CANS THAT ARE DOPE COLORS THAT BLOW UP! CLOGGED CAPS LAYUPS WITH WAKK CARS! GOTTA BOUNCE ILL DO MORE LATER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 having to look for shit online the texture of mucus getting cum on my hand after i blow my load extreme feminist man haters being asked the same thing repeatedly getting a zit right below ur nostril most of the shit u see on mtv watery paint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 *blue color in food packaging *diminutives *Loud sound that suddenly stops *Red lights *Vanilla smell *Farting in elevators Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 yellow #5 (that shit worries me.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 people who dont knock people who leave doors open hats that dont fit right on me being cold people who dont agree with everything i think butter thats too fuckin hard to spread on toast and u end up ripping the bread toilet paper that may as well be cardboard tourists who drive fuckin 35 in 50 zones to see all the scenery the smell of fresh sea food when a tip gets clogged an u try and spray and it just comes out all over ur hand cold toes cold ears when people talk to me as if im their psycology patient blankets that are too short people who take way to fuckin long to move in chess slow computers pop ups when ur takin a shit and the splash hits ur ass! ....more later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOKASS Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 WHEN UR ABOUT TA TAPP THEN SHE BARFS CUZ SHES TOO DRUNK WHEN SHE PASSES OUT CUZ SHES TOO DRUNK WHEN SHE GETS MAD AT YA CUZ SHE WAKES UP DRUNK AND UR TAPPIN WHILE SHES PASSED OUT WHEN CONDOMS BREAK WHEN YOUR ABOUT TA TAPP A NEW PIECE OF DOPEASS AND SHE TAKES HER SHIRT OFF AND SHES GOT FLOPPY FLAPPERS WITH CHEWED UP SAUSAGE NIPPS! THEN UR SHLONG JUST DWINDELS AWAY! WHEN YA BREAK UR WATER BED FROM PUTTING TOO MANY TAPP MILES ON IT,AND IT JUST FALS APART WHEN YA CANT GET A BITCH TA GO FUCKKING HOME!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 <span style='color:darkblue'>~people that are on the freeway on their cell phones..and they're more concerned about talking insted of driving..which makes them creep.. ~people who pick their nose on the freeway..shits disgusting...get a tissue.. ~people in the mall..on their cell phones...talking as loud as they can so everyone around them can hear thier conversation.... ~people who dont know what they want in a fast food resturant come on now either u want the number 1 or number 9 geez... ~my alarm clock going off in the morning telling me i have to go to work shits soooooo fawking loud... ~being at work.. ~girls that consistanly(sp) look at them selfs in the morrior... ~fat people at the all u can eat buffet shits disturbing..all though im gettin on the pudgy side myself..:D ~getting drunk and having a hang over the next morning ~girls that rub ur balls then say they dont want to do anything... ~the morning sun hitting my face on a saturday morning...when all i want to do is sleep in..... ~feeling obligated to talk on the phone for 4 hours... ~bo ~old ladys that have sex..then when walking down the hall u hear em!... ~slow dowloads.... ~fablous..he cant rap for shit! ~radio station that play the same song over and over... ~all those stupid tv shows like.."who wants to be a milionair?" "the chair" "the chamber".."survivar"...."temptaion island"... ~fabio..that fags ugly..why does he get all the women?.. ~white kids that try to be thugs...even though at one point i had no room to talk... ~having a very short temper spand...cause then i wouldnt be naming all this..probably more later...</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 what about guys that look in the miror all the time. does that bother u? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 -guys who try to pop at me well knowing that i have a ring on my finger. -thugs -asian wanna-be thugs -white wiggers -little girls who think that they are tough -loud ass people on the bus who scream out to their friends and their mothers when they see them pass by -asian guys who have the weirdest haircuts. the ones with the shaved head but have like two starnds of hair (which is dyed a different color) in the front -girls who try to be fashionable bbut really look tacky -old women trying to look young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Originally posted by jah what about guys that look in the miror all the time. does that bother u? well if u carry a compact and/or stop and admire ur self in every mirror then YES...YES..it does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 White/Asian people who wear FUBU or try to look like master P. (my college professor wears fubu to class, no lie) Gold teef Children rappers people with stink breath who wont accept gum/tic tac/TOOTBRUSH guys who say tasteless things outloud like: ID LOVE TO BANG THE FUCK OUT OF HER CUNT! people who say herb, toy (too many times), dun. NEGATIVE DUN!- missy elliot what the fuck kind of college do you go too if your professor is wearing that to class?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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