dojafx Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 I work at a grocery store here in the twin cities, and the night manager whose name is Earl always seems a little off to me, like he might be freebasing in the office or something. If you ask him a question, there is a snowballs chance in hell he will answer you, he'll just walk away, and he will never look at you. He also carries around a bible and tries to holla at some of the female customers, when he sees someone leave the store he says "God Bless You, Come Back To See Us Again!" and he once got into a conversation with a customer about how the 'Cloud of Israel' was outside "See that cloud jesse?!? Thats the cloud of Israel!!!" so, i decided i have nothing better to do than call him up at midnight and try and sell him some crack. the conversation went a little like this: me: HELLO, IS EARL THERE? some guy: Yes, may i ask who is calling? me: OH, THIS IS BILLY JOHNSON some guy: ok billy, hold on Earl: This is Earl speaking me: HEY EARL, GUESS WHAT BUDDY? I GOT THAT TWO FOR THIRTY DEAL YOU ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET Earl: who is this? me: its billy johnson Earl: where do i know you from? me: over in frogtown! selby and dale Earl: ok, whats my cellphone? me: you didnt give me your cell number, only your work number, two for thirty earl! two for thirty! Earl: sorry man, i think you got the wrong number me: i dont have the wrong number earl! i got that two for thirty!!! Earl: and where do i know you from? me: frogtown earl, selby and dale! Earl: have a good evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 Looks like you failed, crazy people are cool leave em alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 Sounds pretty awesome to me...let him do his thing and have a good laugh. It will make work go by faster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew13 Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 This tweaker I used to work with (busboys at a casino) always would go and snort the shit in the bathroom then come back and start bussin' tables like there was no tomorrow. He would've been a great worker if he didn't have to go the bathroom every fuckin' 30 minutes to do a line. He was a cool guy though...he'd always try to hustle us (the other busboys) with dumb fuckin' bets like 5 saltines in a minute and shit. I never fell for it. matthewmemoriesthirteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 http://www.hollywood-north.net/micric.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 Originally posted by Matthew13 This tweaker I used to work with (busboys at a casino) always would go and snort the shit in the bathroom then come back and start bussin' tables like there was no tomorrow. He would've been a great worker if he didn't have to go the bathroom every fuckin' 30 minutes to do a line. He was a cool guy though...he'd always try to hustle us (the other busboys) with dumb fuckin' bets like 5 saltines in a minute and shit. I never fell for it. matthewmemoriesthirteen. haha, sounds like a good job u had there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 ..ok.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted August 18, 2002 Share Posted August 18, 2002 all of my co workers are constintly hopped up on some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 The taco bell by my house is run by druggies...all of the workers there do just about anything. Some workers sell herb, will buy underage kids beer, and so on. My friend who doesn't even smoke went there the other day late at night and his eyes were really red because he had some disease or something. Anyway he pulls through the drive thru and heres what happened: worker: hey man...your fucked up! friend: nah dude. worker: its cool man, we don't care... friend: dude im not even stoned worker: nah man your straight your straight then the worker starts to see if he can smell anything inside his car and hes like dude your straight its cool and then he two other workers to come to the window and see if they can smell anything...what the fuck is that? haha fuckin wierdosstopped everything to smell my friends car for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 what you have to do is get one of your friends to sell him crack in person when hes high...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by AeRoSoL JuNkiE The taco bell by my house is run by druggies...all of the workers there do just about anything. Some workers sell herb, will buy underage kids beer, and so on. My friend who doesn't even smoke went there the other day late at night and his eyes were really red because he had some disease or something. Anyway he pulls through the drive thru and heres what happened: worker: hey man...your fucked up! friend: nah dude. worker: its cool man, we don't care... friend: dude im not even stoned worker: nah man your straight your straight then the worker starts to see if he can smell anything inside his car and hes like dude your straight its cool and then he two other workers to come to the window and see if they can smell anything...what the fuck is that? haha fuckin wierdosstopped everything to smell my friends car for no reason. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by Matthew13 he'd always try to hustle us (the other busboys) with dumb fuckin' bets like 5 saltines in a minute and shit. please explain this saltine business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 i used to work moving office furniture. all the guy's in there were ex-cons/current cons on parole gangsters etc. well anyways this one guy who we used to call method man (as in methodone) was a big time addict. he would dissapear on jobs come back all wasted. we used to work in some bad areas. so he would leave for lunch and get some heroin. he would nod off all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 I'VE WORKED AT SEVERAL JOBS WHERE PEOPLE WERE FUCKED UP... COKE IS TO THE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY AS GAS IS TO CAR, MAN... WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT? I DON'T JUDGE ANYWAY, BUT I CAN'T SAY SHIT BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS STONED 24-7... I'VE BEEN DOWN THE COKE PATH AND IT GETS DEEP REAL QUICK... RESTAURANT AND BAR JOBS ARE SICK, THERE'S A LOT OF DRINKING AND DRUGGING GOING ON BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER... I CAN'T REALLY GET DOWN WITH HARD DRUGS IN MY ADULTHOOD BUT I FIGURE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO... THE PATHETIC THING IS THAT A LOT OF PACKAGE-HEADS THINK PEOPLE AROUND THEM DON'T REALIZE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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