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People i work with are on drugs

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dojafx, Aug 18, 2002.

  1. dojafx

    dojafx Member

    Joined: Nov 20, 2001 Messages: 831 Likes Received: 0
    I work at a grocery store here in the twin cities, and the night manager whose name is Earl always seems a little off to me, like he might be freebasing in the office or something. If you ask him a question, there is a snowballs chance in hell he will answer you, he'll just walk away, and he will never look at you. He also carries around a bible and tries to holla at some of the female customers, when he sees someone leave the store he says "God Bless You, Come Back To See Us Again!" and he once got into a conversation with a customer about how the 'Cloud of Israel' was outside
    "See that cloud jesse?!? Thats the cloud of Israel!!!"
    so, i decided i have nothing better to do than call him up at midnight and try and sell him some crack.

    the conversation went a little like this:

    me: HELLO, IS EARL THERE?
    some guy: Yes, may i ask who is calling?
    me: OH, THIS IS BILLY JOHNSON
    some guy: ok billy, hold on
    Earl: This is Earl speaking
    me: HEY EARL, GUESS WHAT BUDDY? I GOT THAT TWO FOR THIRTY DEAL YOU ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET
    Earl: who is this?
    me: its billy johnson
    Earl: where do i know you from?
    me: over in frogtown! selby and dale
    Earl: ok, whats my cellphone?
    me: you didnt give me your cell number, only your work number, two for thirty earl! two for thirty!
    Earl: sorry man, i think you got the wrong number
    me: i dont have the wrong number earl! i got that two for thirty!!!
    Earl: and where do i know you from?
    me: frogtown earl, selby and dale!
    Earl: have a good evening
     
  2. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Looks like you failed, crazy people are cool leave em alone.
     
  3. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    Sounds pretty awesome to me...let him do his thing and have a good laugh. It will make work go by faster...
     
  4. Matthew13

    Matthew13 Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2002 Messages: 290 Likes Received: 0
    This tweaker I used to work with (busboys at a casino) always would go and snort the shit in the bathroom then come back and start bussin' tables like there was no tomorrow. He would've been a great worker if he didn't have to go the bathroom every fuckin' 30 minutes to do a line. He was a cool guy though...he'd always try to hustle us (the other busboys) with dumb fuckin' bets like 5 saltines in a minute and shit. I never fell for it.

    matthewmemoriesthirteen.
     
  5. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    haha, sounds like a good job u had there.
     
  7. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
  8. platapie

    platapie Guest

    all of my co workers are constintly hopped up on some shit.
     
  9. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    The taco bell by my house is run by druggies...all of the workers there do just about anything. Some workers sell herb, will buy underage kids beer, and so on. My friend who doesn't even smoke went there the other day late at night and his eyes were really red because he had some disease or something. Anyway he pulls through the drive thru and heres what happened:
    worker: hey man...your fucked up!
    friend: nah dude.
    worker: its cool man, we don't care...
    friend: dude im not even stoned
    worker: nah man your straight your straight
    then the worker starts to see if he can smell anything inside his car and hes like dude your straight its cool and then he two other workers to come to the window and see if they can smell anything...what the fuck is that? haha fuckin wierdosstopped everything to smell my friends car for no reason.
     
  10. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    what you have to do is get one of your friends to sell him crack in person when hes high......
     
  11. Stapler

    Stapler Guest

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  12. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    please explain this saltine business
     
  13. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    i used to work moving office furniture.

    all the guy's in there were ex-cons/current cons on parole gangsters etc.
    well anyways this one guy who we used to call method man (as in methodone) was a big time addict. he would dissapear on jobs come back all wasted. we used to work in some bad areas. so he would leave for lunch and get some heroin. he would nod off all the time.
     
  14. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    I'VE WORKED AT SEVERAL JOBS WHERE PEOPLE WERE FUCKED UP...

    COKE IS TO THE RESTAURANT INDUSTRY AS GAS IS TO CAR, MAN... WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

    I DON'T JUDGE ANYWAY, BUT I CAN'T SAY SHIT BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS STONED 24-7... I'VE BEEN DOWN THE COKE PATH AND IT GETS DEEP REAL QUICK... RESTAURANT AND BAR JOBS ARE SICK, THERE'S A LOT OF DRINKING AND DRUGGING GOING ON BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER... I CAN'T REALLY GET DOWN WITH HARD DRUGS IN MY ADULTHOOD BUT I FIGURE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO... THE PATHETIC THING IS THAT A LOT OF PACKAGE-HEADS THINK PEOPLE AROUND THEM DON'T REALIZE WHAT THEY'RE DOING....
     
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