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people are stupid

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, Aug 12, 2001.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris 12oz Veteran Member

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    people are stupid

    Discussion started by Zack Morris - Aug 12, 2001

    this was enclosed in an email I got today:

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
    stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.



    1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

    2. On a bag of Fritos:"You could be winner! No purchase necessary.
    Details inside." (Evidently, the shoplifter special.)

    3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
    (And that would be how...?)

    4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
    (But it's *just* a suggestion.)

    5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
    "Do not turn upside down." (DOH! too late!)

    6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

    (As night follows the day...)

    7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (But wouldn't this save even more time?)

    8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
    machinery after taking this medication."
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
    could
    just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

    9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (One would hope.)

    10. On most brands of Christmas lights:"For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (As opposed to what?)

    11. On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use."
    (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

    12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
    (NEWS FLASH)

    13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
    eat
    nuts."
    (Step 3: Fly Delta.)

    14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
    enable
    you to fly."
    (I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)

    15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

    or
    genitals."
    (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? Good grief.)

    16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use on food."
    (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's okay honey just grab the Palmolive!)

    17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact poison control."

    (Oh please. Have you ever heard about someone dying from swallowing a
    little
    toothpaste?)

    18. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing before
    distributing in washing machine."
    (Hey no more swimming in the washing machine kids.)
     
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  2. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    boogie hands - Replied Aug 12, 2001

    thats funny stuff

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
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  3. platapie

    platapie Guest

    platapie - Replied Aug 12, 2001

    humans are sucky
     
  4. curious george

    curious george 12oz Senior Member

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    curious george - Replied Aug 12, 2001

    that shit's fuckin great. post some more.
     
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  5. TOY

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    TOY - Replied Aug 12, 2001

    thats some funny shit but im having a hard time believing some ife those are true. some are just too obvious to need a warning or directions.

    13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
    14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    (I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)

    15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
    (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? Good grief.)
     
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  6. *ZEMONEDOE$

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    *ZEMONEDOE$ - Replied Aug 12, 2001

    on can of rust.
    do not use for graffiti.
    aahahahaha
     
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  7. Ammo

    Ammo 12oz Senior Member

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    Ammo - Replied Aug 12, 2001

    on korean kitchen knife-
    keep out of children
     
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  8. SHECKY SHENANIGANZ

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    SHECKY SHENANIGANZ - Replied Aug 12, 2001

    open packet, eat nuts,heehee.
     
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    Fox Mulder - Replied Aug 12, 2001

    on the one with the superman suit, eric claptons 4 year old son died from jumping out of a window with a superman suit.
     
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  10. Klypse

    Klypse 12oz Elite Member

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    Klypse - Replied Aug 13, 2001

    hahahaha gyahahah a a
     
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    Kannum Playt - Replied Aug 13, 2001

    LOL LOL LOL Man I've seen a lot of dumb shit like that too. I like the Fritos one though. If I ever see that I'll take it without actually buying it and if I get arrested, I'll just file a lawsuit. CHACHING!

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