Guest imported_Europe Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=....800&print=true Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal. Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says. Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable. Another was to develop a chemical that caused "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight. The proposals, from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, date from 1994. The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons. Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued. Printed on Fri Jan 14 08:49:37 GMT 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 i knew something like this would happen,seriously i saw it comming,and then they are gonna have an accident in sanfran and everyones gonna be gay.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 This company was gonna charge the pentagon money to order shitloads of that male pheromone shit outta cheap porn magazines and spray it on bad guys. Fuckin classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 i'm not surprised sick fucks who are important and respected though of this stuff, if only some magic justice balancing mechanism existed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 balancing mechanism? yeah, they get paid millions upon millions of dollars. this shit is fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 whoa. never would have expected that. so, we apparently have a very active chemical weapons program huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! that said "blow to morale" nice fucking pun!! ...and another one! :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 I'm sure Morales would enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 i guess gay dudes will have alot more fun in straight bars when they get ahold of this shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 i dont know, sounds a little fishy the way it is written,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 what they need to do is find a way to spray these muslim women with a lil ghetto bitch spray, and then see how long they stay wearing burkanstokes and cooking. "al hassan, nigga please, i go wheres i want. Plus I need money so sharif and i Can go to the mall. Shit i dont get on my knees for allah i sure as hell aint bowing to you nigga!. Poof be gone son, i am myown woman!" problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Originally posted by SleepAnDream@Jan 14 2005, 05:08 PM i guess gay dudes will have alot more fun in straight bars when they get ahold of this shit.. Quoted post well the thing just makes you ultrahorny as i understand, so i think spraying that in bars would just result in a lot of raping of girls more than increasing homosexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 fucking amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 is makros comming out of the closet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 that has got to be the funniest thing ive heard of in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 I hope that the 'gay chems' fall into terrorist's hands and that they set of a 'dirty gay bomb' somewhere like Alabama. Hell.... just hit up all the red states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Who the fuck is setting around thiking of this shit.........shouldn't this be in the gay ubertones thread.Some sick redneck fuck thats afraid to come out came up with it I swear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Originally posted by heavyLox@Jan 14 2005, 11:34 AM "al hassan, nigga please, i go wheres i want. Plus I need money so sharif and i Can go to the mall. Shit i dont get on my knees for allah i sure as hell aint bowing to you nigga!. Poof be gone son, i am myown woman!" Quoted post holy shit. :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 haha mamerro it almost sounds like a rejected idea for a SNL skit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Jan 14 2005, 11:21 AM I hope that the 'gay chems' fall into terrorist's hands and that they set of a 'dirty gay bomb' somewhere like Alabama. Hell.... just hit up all the red states. Quoted post i was born in alabama,i still got family there,its not all rednecks and shit,the south isnt all country,y'herd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 pffft uses that shit to get laid on the daily, ask him, or better yet, ask a certain coworker of his first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 I only said alabama because of that one AliG skit. Were going to the most open minded and tolerant place in the US.... Alabama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is golden...they should make a chemical that turns people inside out hahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesmyheroin Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Originally posted by MaKeItHaPpEn@Jan 14 2005, 03:53 AM i knew something like this would happen,seriously i saw it comming,and then they are gonna have an accident in sanfran and everyones gonna be gay.... Quoted post everyone in san fran IS gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 ha ha ha .... no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 The weapon was called a... Sexbomb! *drumroll* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I'm sure glad i dont live in a red state. During the presidential election i decided that all the states that fell red were the states that i would never want to live in. And this is something i knew even before the election happened. Except for Florida and maybe Georiga. I would probably live in Nevada as well. That being said i would love for a Gay bomb to fall on Alabama. They a bunch of red neq queens anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Originally posted by Europe@Jan 15 2005, 09:30 AM The weapon was called a... Sexbomb! *drumroll* Quoted post "Sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb You can give it to me when I need to come along Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin' Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb sexbomb You can give it to me when I need to come along Sexbomb sexbomb your're my sexbomb And baby you can turn me on" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 i just watched this thing on cnn about these chemicals that they were CONSIDERING. and that my friends is... FUCKING HALIROUS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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