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PEEING IN A CUP BLOWS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BIG T, Apr 29, 2002.

  1. BIG T

    BIG T Member

    Joined: Sep 20, 2000 Messages: 976 Likes Received: 1
    man oh man...
    so today at my work they asked me to donate al little bit of my fluids for the cause! now i really dont do to much smoking of the pot, but you know it is a nerve racking type of thing, have to wait and hear back to see what happens.. so anyways here i am at my desk for a few more weekes til i find out, and i really dont feel like doing shit if im just going to get canned! anyways anyone else get the oppertunity to find religion as they wait for the answer of the worlds worst quiz to come back??:eek: :(
     
  2. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    should have shitted in the cup, and said you thought they said to give some poop
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    naw... my boss smoke more than me.
    (which isn't very much).

    and it doesn't mean that you'll be fired.
    Only if the company has a policy against it.
    But most don't against pot. Opium is another thing all togeter...
     
  4. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    i score my boss weed all the time, which is awesome because he isn't really hip to a proper count so i give him dimes for 20's and shit like that... i don't do it all the time cus i like the dude but i figure every so often it's like my finder's fee... where else would he be getting it? a couple time i copped him OZs and best believe a few dutches got twirled before he saw those, but in general i'm fair... anyway the short of it is i'd never have to piss in a cup, and besides, i never would:

    like the bumper sticker on my fridge says: PEE FOR ENJOYMENT, NOT FOR EMPLOYMENT! it's nobody's biz-nass what you do off the clock, and if drug use was affecting your work, they should notice that anyway!

    slightly off topic however, i once had to pee for something when i was pretty young and totally spaced out the fact that i'd been smoking dust, needless to say i got fucked over...whoa
     
  5. SCAGNETTI

    SCAGNETTI New Jack

    Joined: Mar 13, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    the time i had to piss was for getting busted smoking at school though, they referred me to treatment
     
  6. BIG T

    BIG T Member

    Joined: Sep 20, 2000 Messages: 976 Likes Received: 1
    yeah i am not as worried about this one as i have been the past... it was like 9 days since i last smoked, and i a little bit of large drinking habit, so shit goes right through me for the most part... but you know it always the one you dont stress that get you caught up! the thing that sucks is this would have bee nthe last one til the contract ran out and i started to get unemployment... i just hope it doesnt fuck that up!
     
  7. !CEBERG

    !CEBERG Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2002 Messages: 444 Likes Received: 0
    when i got into a car accident and smashed my insides up i had to get a cathater twice
     
  8. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    i got called up to take a piss test at work. not scared cuz i dont do drugs but i couldnt pee. i had to sit in the back with a bottle of evian for like an hour until i felt the force of urine ready to go.
     
  9. Pleks1

    Pleks1 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 27, 2002 Messages: 15 Likes Received: 0
    word

    like 2 weeks ago, i went to a dance at my highschool high of course, and it was my friends first time smokin so he was tellin everyone, so like 10 minutes after we got in, someone ratted, and him me and this other dude got tested. now he got kicked out and i am on fukin probation.




    Fuk the cops
     
  10. d-town_bomber

    d-town_bomber Veteran Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 7,032 Likes Received: 2
    haha thats some funny shit
     
  11. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    I'll sell any one on here my straight edge piss for 45 bones a bottle..........i was once offered 400 for 5 oz of piss....i hated the guy and said NO.
     
  12. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    "I'll sell any one on here my straight edge piss for 45 bones a bottle..........i was once offered 400 for 5 oz of piss....i hated the guy and said NO."

    for 400 dollars id shit,piss,cum and bleed a gallon for you.
     
  13. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    instead of pissing in the cup, piss in their face instead, say you have bad aim...just leave the lid loose as crap and accidently trip/stumble and let the pee fly onto the unsuspecting employer/probation officer. but i think you should do this to your PO not your employer..
     
  14. platapie

    platapie Guest

    holy crap thats funny.
     
  15. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    i had to take a DT to geta job. there's no way that i could have possibly passed, since i smoked that day and about a hundred or so consecutive days before that, but they didnt say shit

    i guess if you just dont smoke crack or nothin it'll be all good
     
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