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Pay Attention

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MagatsuTaito, Sep 19, 2003.

  1. MagatsuTaito

    MagatsuTaito Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    First-year students at medical school were receiving their first anatomy class with the body of a deceased man.
    They all gathered around the surgery table where lay the cadaver, covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them,
    "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

    To prove his point, the professor pulled back the sheet,stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, and after a few minutes of hesitation, took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"
     
  2. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    .........................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....................naaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....:lol: :lol:





    props....good joke!:king:
     
  3. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    dude.....no

    :eek:


    sorry man... but there is already a thread with this same joke in it.


    its called ........ offensive jokes
     
  4. MagatsuTaito

    MagatsuTaito Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    oh sorry, i havent been around here long
     
  5. MOOGLE?

    MOOGLE? 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 11,491 Likes Received: 500
    naw dont worry bout it


    just learn how to use the search ...it helps
     
  6. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    that shit was funny, even reading it the second time.
     
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