E-DubleSkilZ Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Not A Smart Thing To Do - This is my friend on Sat. Night http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00228153f00000001.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 i passed out the other nite and all i got was shaving cream and lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 notice the words BUMFIGHTS on his ass with marker hanging out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 http://plasticpuke.net/~sway/girls/Ulala/ulala-08.jpg'> "Good work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 Originally posted by j why would you write on another guys ass? One time this guy passed out and his balls were hanging out. When he woke up his balls were colored black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melt Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 thats what happens when you stick a dirty syringe in your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 or you don't talk shit to Zack Morris while he's puking then you pass out...People will watch Zack Morris open up your mouth while your sleeping and dip his balls in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 U gave him the "TeaBag" and some Chin Nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris People will watch Zack Morris open up your mouth while your sleeping and dip his balls in. Risky business, bro, risky business. Watch out for the guy (me) who punches the passed-out guy in the gut while you dip the balls. Jaw-clenching reflexes ain't no joke. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary_MUL Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 i did that a couple weeks ago. the universal rule is if you pass out with your shoes on, you get bombed. ps tony suprano your signature is the shit. nobody knows about that album. thats my favorite kurupt line ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 dude passed out in the hall in college. markered him up to look like a clown. used one of those super fatty pilots to give him a big red clown mouth. he woke up because too many people were fucking with him. dude just went off. had to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. he was threatening everyones lives. just made us laugh harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 the other gnith was the first time I fucked with someone while they were passed out..usually I try to make sure the person is ok I take them off to a room where they won't be disturbed. But this dude asked for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 so what did you do to him man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 theres 2 types of people in the world 1. People like me and my friends who get really drunk, have tons of fun and act really wild. 2. the people who dont drink, stay sober and have a bad time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 read above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Theres 2 types of people in this world: 1.) Hot Sauce 2.) Bathtub Fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whydontyudie Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 you dumb kids ill past out at one of your parties with my strap and will see who laughs last you suburban cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 Theres 2 types of people in this world: 1.) Hot Sauce 2.) Bathtub Fingers :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: i dont get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el nervo Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 passing out drunk always at parties.:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Chances are he didn't passes out with his shorts pulled down. Which means you pulled them down yourself. If the dude has drank tons of alcohol, let him fucking sleep.... If I was being disturbed while I got a little recharge I'd shove that marker up YOUR ass...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 ill pay five bucks for that marker!! thats pretty funny, i think it would been 398439mil times funnier if it was someone whom i know. :: reminicing :: fun times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 i read this thread right when i woke up this morning. i laughed at the kid who passed out and thought to myself, i'll never let shit like that happen to me!! the a half hour later i looked at my arm. someone drew a dick on it, sometime last night when i was all buss. i guess i was wrong, silly me.:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 drunkest i've gotten was pissing myself... but i was home alone. i knew a cat that passed out... got pizza smeared all over his face, beer and anyhting else to be found dumped on him, and people put cigarettes out on him. all this while his eyes were open too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 http://cartogra.com/rs/B3A195CF-8335-11D6-B42B-0090277A760E/screen'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by TonySuprano theres 2 types of people in the world 1. People like me and my friends who get really drunk, have tons of fun and act really wild. 2. the people who dont drink, stay sober and have a bad time. See people who dont drink, dont drink cause its not fun, they can have fun otherwise. They wouldnt have fun drinking, cause its not fun for them.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 its funny what alcohol does to people....sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 oh my god.i was at this one chicks party the other day and there was madd people.everyone was getting fucked up and shit,you guys dont like reading much so ill speed it up.anyways,towards the end when everyone was passin out one of the hottest fuckin chicks i always seen is soo fucked up that i could have taken advantage of her if i wanted to.i wasnt fucked up cuz i get random drug tests and i dont drink,but i wanted to fuck her soo bad,its wrong and i know its wrong so i passed the chance of a lifetime up.i guess i made the right decision but i still wonder if i would have gotten away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 if you would have played with her boobies while she was passed out I hope some big hairy guy plays with your butthole while your sleeping. that shit is just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 http://www.pked.net/files/Nitz/communazi.gif'> (no idea) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.pked.net/files/Nitz/communazi.gif'> goddamn canada! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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