midwest jake Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Ok so I work in an office enviroment, and I don't want to lose points with my boss and co-workers. any hints on how to play it safe and not get caught letting one out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 discreet? i work in an office too and i let that shit rip! the best ones are the toasty warm silent gushes of rancid stench that infect the lungs of everyone around you. i give myself a little high-five when i do them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Don't eat any burritos that have been heated in a malfunctioning microwave. The repairman said that would be irresponsible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 fuck it dude, just rip them...... that's what i do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 drive-bys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morg-kcor Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 ^^^ sometimes that shit follows you though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Originally posted by Morg-kcor@Oct 7 2005, 11:38 AM ^^^ sometimes that shit follows you though Quoted post and what? are you troubled by your own farts? if i do a fart that even grosses myself out, then i'm immeasurably stoked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 sounds like you need a catylic converter on your tailpipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vptonbing Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 i dont like anyone at my job, so I let them suffer and fart as often as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 hahaha.. Originally posted by kido+Oct 6 2005, 08:33 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (kido - Oct 6 2005, 08:33 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>drive-bys Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-Morg-kcor@Oct 6 2005, 08:38 PM ^^^ sometimes that shit follows you though Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 when i was doing landscaping it was great..we could do anything,but we couldnt take our shirts off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 I am lucky, I work in a bottleshop, so I just go out the back or in the coolroom and drop bombs. Plus I hate my coworkers and make them suffer, but ususally when I drop the best ones, hot chicks walk in and they are still lingering around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 i used to work in the "Kitchen" of a "restaurant". Id always let em rip in our walk in fridge. the place smelled like ass anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 if you are self conscious about it scream out while you rip it then it will cover the sound of any farting noise i'm thrilled to have a place where i can dole out this worldly wisdom. i love you twelve ounce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morg-kcor Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Oct 6 2005, 08:39 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Oct 6 2005, 08:39 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Morg-kcor@Oct 7 2005, 11:38 AM ^^^ sometimes that shit follows you though Quoted post and what? are you troubled by your own farts? if i do a fart that even grosses myself out, then i'm immeasurably stoked Quoted post [/b] youre the kind of fucker that leans over to woft the scent of the fart rolling off the balls arent you.... disgusting =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 as i dont work in an office environment, i work in retail, i make it a point to fart on an aisle that i see a customer on, or know for a fact they will be walking down promptly. YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 If you are near cubicles go crop dusting ... slowly letting it out as you walk down the row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 its funny the terms people come up with shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midwest jake Posted October 7, 2005 Author Share Posted October 7, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Oct 7 2005, 09:04 AM scream out while you rip it then it will cover the sound of any farting noise Quoted post its not so much the noise thats the problem, but the smell. I'm talking about SBD status (silent but deadly). And when I say sbd I mean the ones that burn through your pants. An hour would go by and that same fart will be chillin by my desk waiting for the hottest girl in my building to walk by. I think the solution is to get a small fan to help spread the blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 beano nigga.. take that shit before you go for lunch. and chill on the lactose.. no cheese and milkshakes for lunch fatty mcarbuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Oct 6 2005, 07:17 PM Don't eat any burritos that have been heated in a malfunctioning microwave. The repairman said that would be irresponsible. Quoted post Hahhahahahahha. So somebody else HAS seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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