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Guest imported_Tesseract

No offence but you guys are fuckin herbs,

So i downloaded that miserable video just to see

Mrs.Paris looking exactly like any other porngirl,

stripped away from her flashyness and nice clothes and

being really bad and uninspired in bed.

 

The slight turn on this video gave

dictated the viewing of a decent porn

starring a girl that knows how to fuck

so i can

 

rub

one

out

 

 

:tongue:

 

 

Tesseract/ You dont have to be rich to be my girl

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

A more entertaining video is the one of the Maxim party where Paris Hilton and Kimberly Stewart (Rod Stewart's daughter) arrive in a badass motorcycle, and Kimberly immediately eats shit upon entering the red carpet with it. Oh how I wish it was Paris busting her shit wide open there. It would have been the single most glorious event ever televised.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

A more entertaining video is the one of the Maxim party where Paris Hilton and Kimberly Stewart (Rod Stewart's daughter) arrive in a badass motorcycle, and Kimberly immediately eats shit upon entering the red carpet with it. Oh how I wish it was Paris busting her shit wide open there. It would have been the single most glorious event ever televised.

 

And the best part is that Paris did nothing to help her, instead continuing her walk down the red carpet to pose for the flashing bulbs.

 

Aren't friends great?

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haha..

 

"turn this way so the camera can see my cock going in and out"...

 

jesus christ. sex is some corny ass shit when you're not having it.

 

i like the part at the end where shes sucking dude off, and tommy davidson or someone is in the background, talking about how black people are gonna just tart beating up white people. haha.

shit is funny.

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<span style='color:black'>Hahaha. Thats great. I like how they are posing for the camera. Especially the dude when he's hittin it from the back. I pictured him saying in his head "OOOHHHH YEAH. HITTIN IT DOGGY! PARIS HILTON! TOO SEXY!"[ /duffman voice] The only thing that could have made it better was if he looked right into the camera and flexed his bicep with one arm and used the other to point directly at the camera. Feel free to get up outta your seat and do it to get the full mental image of what i am talkin about.</span>

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