sieb Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 Well, this monday, all my freinds moms are having a meeting, my mother included. This is not cool, cause besides drinking and smoking chronic, i do nothing bad. Like blatant vandalism (brick throwing, tipping porta-potties, pumpkin smashing through windshields of parked cars). I also never skip school. And i dont need all these moms talking about how bad theyre kids are in front of my mom. Cause then my mom will think I do all the same bad things about 2 of these kids do. These other parents are so gay. One of them called some girls parents, and told them to not let there daughters hang out with our group of freinds, cause were a bunch of party animals. so gay-z. It doesnt help my best freind dropped out of high school to become a drug dealer, his parent will be there also. My mom is really out of the loop when it comes to the other parents. She doesnt really talk with them, and shes pretty cool, like one time my homie got real drunk and my mom made sure he got home with out getting caught by his parents. And for the last 4 months, my house has been the kick it spot to go to after kegs, for just like 10 fools, and some bitches. I have an alley you can smoke in. You can gurp as long as its hard A, and the drank is up in a water bottle, or in some other drink that isnt suspicious. Weve gotten away with drinking 40s on my porch everyday during the summer. But since were inside now its hard to do that, cause my house is small, my mom lets us smoke blunts cause she thinks there cigars and she doesnt care if kids smoke cigs as long as she is smoking a cigerette, but most of the time she makes us spark outside, she showed us how to spark a blunt on an oven burner yesterday. well i guess the good times are about to end. and im not abotu to see my homies for a month, i wont be grounded tho, they will. ill just be kicking it with bitches, and writers, cause none of my main homies are writers and now that all my freinds are goign to be grounded for long periods of time, so im going to have to kick it with other people i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 Your friends sound stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre$Loco$ Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 ha yer fucked youngblood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 you really have no choice but to kill them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 sounds like its off to jail with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudhardfast Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 fuck your friends, kick it with the "bitches" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- you really have no choice but to kill them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organ Donor Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 friends are over rated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 "She thinks its cigars..." :rolleyes: Sure she does... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 Girls go for guys their parents tell them not too....get em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_MoeLarryCurly Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 "today children i will be making some cookies for you and teach you all proper blunt sparking etiquette."maybe one day she'll make brownies for you guys. you lucky/unlucky situation sounds like my friend but he doesnt say "gay-z" well good luck with the soccermom quilting bee conference.,weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 You're mom's in denial by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 in high school my mom started wailing that i "wasted high school" over and over again in front of a principal, my dad and a science teacher in a parent teacher conference about how bad i was doing in a class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 And then she gave you a hug and said she loved you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 sounds like some bullshit to me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 your mom wears tazmanian devil tshirts and listens to whitesnake huh? i bet you also gotta pull her away from the wwf smackdown on tv cause shes glued to it and id bet nothing will get broken in your house in drunken stupors except maybe that fancy budweiser mirror on the wall, but no need to worry...your zebraskin tiger tsunami floormat will soak up all the beer you spill. p.s. go check the kitchen i bet you got dishes stacked a mile high. you my friend are what we beautiful folk reffer to as, whitetrash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sieb Posted November 17, 2002 Author Share Posted November 17, 2002 no im definitely not white trash, i live in a upper middle class neighborhood, but since my dad died, we havent had that much money. my mom doesnt drink, and she only recently started smoking cigs again, she used to way back in the day, shes been really out of it since my dad died 2 years ago. my mom doesnt wear tasmanian devil tshirts either, she rocks normal middle age women clothing, and she listening to alot of folk music from the 60s, and other old people music. and the only reason we had to spark our blunt on the stove was that some bitch stole are lighter. and my mom didnt have a lighter, cause she hadnt gone to the store. friday night was cracking, i got hella faded at a keg, and then me and hella fools played vice city for hella, and then some girls came over. and saturday i played vice city for most of the day cause it was raining hella, and then i was about to do shrooms, but my gay ass freind, went to get them and didnt come back for 4 hours, and we played some dope nba game on my homies xbox. and his mom ordered us pizza. and then my homie who went to get shrooms came back empty handed, and we went to this bomb girls house, who was having people over, but it was mostly her older sisters freinds, who were like seniors from this all boy school, and this other catholic school, and they werent to tight, but it was mos def more cracking than video games. and i ended up on 65th at like one in the morning, and these lokes were mugging me and my homie, and it was pretty nerve racking. but it turned out to be nothing, and me and my homie split a six pack before the night was over. and today im bout to go peep the del show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 Originally posted by Nothing . I have an alley you can smoke in. . no shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 i was thinking parent teacher meetings... Too bad that was 15 years ago for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 haha, hella. Thats hella i just rode my bike hella then came hella home and got on hella 12 oz. HELLA!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
455 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~ sounds like some bullshit to me..... yep....it sure does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sieb Posted November 18, 2002 Author Share Posted November 18, 2002 dont diss on the slang dude, i type like i talk, which is kinda sad, i edit out alot of the use of "like" tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I hella like how you rate everything as more/less cracking hella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sieb Posted November 18, 2002 Author Share Posted November 18, 2002 clarification, my mom didnt actually spark the blunt, she coached my homie while he did it, well smart today was not cracking cause del didnt show up at the skateshop he was supposed to be at, and the show sold out. and i went to church with some homies, and i spit game to some bomb girls. church was actually more cracking then the rest of my day, because all these girls were proud of me for not smoking chron, before i came. and it made me feel hella good about myself. shank ya very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrkr Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 hella x infinity / cracking = z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Man that's not even funny, have some fucking respect you MOron funny is this: he said: Originally posted by Nothing i came. and it made me feel hella good about myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sieb Posted November 18, 2002 Author Share Posted November 18, 2002 yo soc thats hella funny, my night definitely would have been dope if i got with some girls, i actually was laughing hard at what you posted soc. and i dont think its fair that one dude can drop in your post like that. man he should just post his own post. but hey this is an internet message board, lets try not to take ourselves to seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 its probably some big nasty parent orgy. POST FLICKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum haha, hella. Thats hella i just rode my bike hella then came hella home and got on hella 12 oz. HELLA!~ that was hella funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 sounds like some crap my parents were lax on the rules but damn dood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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