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pardon me for interjecting at this present moment

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by synaps, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    dont you hate it when you're upstairs chilling and your roomie has a lady over, so you fill up a pitcher of beer and go upstairs to give em some quiet time to do their thing.

    then you noticed that somehow your pitcher has suddenly vanished and clearly needs to be refilled, so you get up to go downstairs

    BUT


    you realise that you cant because for the last half hour you've been stuck upstairs hearing your roomie slapping her ass and calling her a filthy whore and to take his cock like the dirty bitch she is, while in turn she screams "OH CHRIST YOU'RE HURTING ME... TAKE IT OUT"

    which really isnt a problem. thats fucking champ, imo. if he was clever he should be recording it.


    i'm trying to be really calm here and the better man, letting him wrap it up without suddenly realizing there is an ineligible reciever downfield... but i'm quite upset that some filthy slorch is standing in the way of my kegerator and i.
    the only thing i can think of is that he tossed off earlier in the evening, or otherwise after close to an hour now, he should of spunked on her face.

    im all about my roomate blowing his rocks on some girls grill, but it annoys me when he is as inconsiderate as to let it last that long in the living room. thats communal property. worse more, thats the beer sector of the house. he could at least ask me if i'd like to put it in her bum-funnel to make up for him taking his sweet time.


    edit:
    and sweet christ if i find cum stains on my brand new italian leather... there will be a jihad.
     
  2. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

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    well damn...sound like some crazy shit is going on.id go down there anyways though.what time is it where you live?
     
  3. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    its like 5:25 right now. which is fine, we're night owls.

    im just pissed that he's been doing it for that long in the lounge. he could of quite easily of let her just sauce up the manus and then take her to his room (if he knew it would take this long).
    i dont mind them fucking in the living room.


    this has just taken way fucking long and i'd like to get another pitcher.
     
  4. someone

    someone Member

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    hahha sucks for you now make sure when you go downstairs there is no dirty pillows stains on the couch

    edit 5:25 you must be in new york or like makeithappen said in the same timezone as us
     
  5. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

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    hahah ok soo were in the same timezone.you should just start banging on the walls and yelling like a madman,they should get the picture.
     
  6. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    nah. no banging on the walls. i'd have to stomp my feet because they're downstairs.


    i've decided that if he doesnt wrap it up and infect her freshness seal before expiration date (t minus 15mins and closing) that i'm just going to go down there
     
  7. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    this may be rather stingy on my behalf but


    beer > my roomate banging some slut for an hour
     
  8. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

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    hahaha,im already eattin cereall.no more beer for me.but yea id say if he doesnt stop soon just get the beer,im sure if he can call her a dirty whore,smack her and keep going on,shes been seen fucking by many other guys while having sex.
     
  9. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    oh most def.

    we have plenty of filthy bitches come through the house. some for reasons i will neglect to mention on this particular thread, but either way... if she bugs out and wont let him slooge in her baby cave, then it's his fault, imo.

    i'm getting my beer, godammit.


    t minus 7minutes
     
  10. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

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    hahahah.splooge in her baby cave.im sure she wouldnt have a problem if they were yelling such things that you described in the first post.
     
  11. useurname

    useurname Member

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    Yo I got it why dont you climb out the window and go in through the front door and be all like "oh shit im sorry Ill just get my beer and go upstairs"
     
  12. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

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    hahahah
     
  13. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  14. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    so, i wonder if he made it downstairs???

    synaps, you're not a small guy, why don't you just bust up in there with a ski mask on and talk some shit, grab beer, and then run abck upstairs shouting about how you're a super hero for jesus?
     
  15. DiptInButter

    DiptInButter Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 15, 2004 Messages: 127 Likes Received: 0
    yeah synaps, dothedamnthing! brews before bros
     
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