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PARALLEL LIVES? ASTONISHING LINKS BETWEEN GEORGE W.& HOWARD STERN

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kodak, Sep 10, 2002.

  1. kodak

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    PARALLEL LIVES? ASTONISHING LINKS BETWEEN GEORGE W.& HOWARD STERN

    Discussion started by kodak - Sep 10, 2002

    For years, researchers have puzzled over the many "coincidences" that link martyred Presidents Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy: Both elected in a year ending 60, both assassinated with a gunshot to the head on a Friday; both succeeded by Southerners named Johnson, etc. And now, experts are beginning to take note of the same sorts of connections between President George W. Bush and radio shock jock Howard Stern!


    Below are some odd links between Bush and Stern:

    FACT: The names George W. Bush and Howard Stern both have exactly 11 letters.

    FACT: The word "bush" is slang for female private parts. Stern's autobiography was titled Private Parts.

    FACT: Both men have daughters, but no sons.

    FACT: Howard's sidekick is Robin Quivers. Robin is the name of Batman's sidekick. And the Boy Wonder's real name is Dick -- just like Bush's sidekick, Vice President Dick Cheney!

    FACT: Major turning points in their lives came at the same time. During the campaign last year, Bush told reporters he hadn't used illegal drugs "in the past 25 years." That makes his first drug-free year 1976 . . . the same year Stern graduated from college!

    FACT: Bush is the leader of the greatest nation on Earth, making him the equivalent of a king. Howard Stern's nickname is "The King of All Media."

    FACT: Stern created an alter ego named Fartman, whose superpowers come from passing gas. A chief cause of breaking wind is baked beans -- and one of the most popular brands of beans now on the market is, you guessed it, called Bush's.

    FACT: Bush generated considerable controversy when he said his favorite political philosopher was Jesus. Stern generated considerable controversy when he had the Jesus Twins on the air.

    FACT: Both have top aides named John. Bush has Attorney General John Ashcroft. Stern has stammering celebrity interviewer "Stuttering John" Melendez.
     
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  2. E-DubleSkilZ

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    E-DubleSkilZ - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    kinda funny.. also kinda sad someone came up with this
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    Boo-urns......
     
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  4. seeking

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    seeking - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    that was not funny.
     
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  5. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    HAHAHAHAHAHA (again)
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Intangible

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    Intangible - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    They both are on tv...hahhahahzahaha I win! ....fine ill leave now...
     
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  7. suburbian bum

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    suburbian bum - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    BOTH OF THEM LIVE IN AMERICA!!!!!!!


    Boo, that was fucking lame. NOt funny!
     
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  8. Whoa1

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    Whoa1 - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    None of those were "astonishing", that was the cheesiest shit ever written.
     
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    boogie hands - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    i knew when i saw the title this was going to be some corny, boring shit....just though id stop in to confirm it and leave my input....
     
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  10. FatBoy

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    FatBoy - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    howard stern
    is dope
     
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    socrates - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    this is gayer than a three dollar bill
     
  12. binaryheresy

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    binaryheresy - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    no. just no.
     
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    AeRoSoL JuNkiE - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    neato.:rolleyes:
     
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    effyoo - Replied Sep 10, 2002

    another response telling you that was dumb
     
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