Poop Man Bob Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 The following ad ran in USA Weekend, September 19-21, 2003. http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9u.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott2.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott1.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott3.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott4.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott5.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott6.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott7.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott8.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9a.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9b.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9c.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9d.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9q.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9o.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9e.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9f.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9g.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9h.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9i.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9j.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9p.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9l.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9s.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9k.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9n.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9m.jpg'> http://home.earthlink.net/~benbenek/scottpix/scott9r.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 haha, mr t should do a toilet paper commercial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Is there something I'm missing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 speaking from experience...I can tell you that was the ad that the designer absolutely loathed the most, but they included it in the presentation just because they needed one extra idea. they never thought in a million years that the client would actually like it...which of course is exactly why they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 why do toilet paper ads/commercials always avoid the issue. its always some fuzzy teddybear in the kitchen and hes "oh so snuggy" or whatever the fuck, how about telling me how well your paper is going to remove the birthday cake-ish substance from twixt my ass cheeks after a night of chinese buffet and guiness extra stout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty why do toilet paper ads/commercials always avoid the issue. its always some fuzzy teddybear in the kitchen and hes "oh so snuggy" or whatever the fuck, how about telling me how well your paper is going to remove the birthday cake-ish substance from twixt my ass cheeks after a night of chinese buffet and guiness extra stout. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 same with 'femenine hygene products', they always show how much blue shit a given product can soak up. reminds me of the fake commercial on snl with will ferrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL same with 'femenine hygene products', they always show how much blue shit a given product can soak up. reminds me of the fake commercial on snl with will ferrel lmao again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 yea but at least they show a pad and they pour some shit on it, and its like wow look how good this will contain your vaginal bleeding... ive never even seen a toilet paper commercial in a bathroom. i mean even if you have to wipe up some blue paste ala maxi pad commercial, just show me something. just once i wanna see a guy on the toilet wipe his ass with some rough sandpaper john wayne TP, groan and say "is there any other way?" and then the little wood fairy teddy bear whatever can come in and give him the good shit, ;) and then he wipes his ass and goes "thank you, fuckin crazy little bear hallucination" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty just once i wanna see a guy on the toilet wipe his ass with some rough sandpaper john wayne TP, groan and say "is there any other way?" and then the little wood fairy teddy bear whatever can come in and give him the good shit, ;) and then he wipes his ass and goes "thank you, fuckin crazy little bear hallucination" This is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 hahaha......id say thats pretty fucking witty..... "then he wipes his ass and goes "thank you, fuckin crazy little bear hallucination" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by mental invalid hahaha......id say thats pretty fucking witty..... "then he wipes his ass and goes "thank you, fuckin crazy little bear hallucination" That's the best fuckin part right there....PMPL Biatches.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 ...now suppose this bear is a hallucination.... the dude is therefore wiping his arse with his hand, whilst talking to the plunger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 if you really think about it ITS A FREAKING BEAR HOW FUNNY IS THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 I use scott..... they always got my back...:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 what the fuck is the freak in the doorway doing? poop man searches for all poop related news every morning. then he blesses us with his funk nuggets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin they never thought in a million years that the client would actually like it...which of course is exactly why they did. yep. right now as I type there like 10 add agency people in the other room. I cant believe how damn trendy these people are considering their product is some bland cereal. wankers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 PMB uses a special meta-poop-filter in combination with the poop newsgroup and alt.poop to keep up to date on the dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- to keep up to date on the dirt. uh...don't you mean poop. and yeah...I hate those ad agency people. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feäà m3 Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 You probably won't believe me when I tell you that new CushyT-brand bathroom tissue is the softest, most absorbent bathroom tissue you'll ever try. Heck, I was skeptical at first, too! Even after learning about Cushy'sT specially quilted "Moistu-Weave" inlay, I still thought, "Come on! How much better could one bathroom tissue be than another?" But once you've felt for yourself the heavenly sensation of a folded-up wad of CushyT sliding across your excrement-smeared anus, you're sure to agree: CushyT is the most luxurious tissue you'll ever wipe your ass with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/weird/bigtoiletpaper.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diggity Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 shit tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 squat squaresz. shit shammies. poo-paper. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 oh...and this from my friend: "fart fullscap":lol: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feäà m3 Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 ^^^ The first three were acceptable and tolerable, but really... that last one?? Your friend needs a slap to the jaw region! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Re: what the fuck is the freak in the doorway doing? Originally posted by !@#$% poop man searches for all poop related news every morning. then he blesses us with his funk nuggets Hahaha! And I had the same question about the dude in the doorway. He looks like Patrick Swayze at the end of Ghost when he goes to heaven. Hhm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 patrick swayze in ghost? uh uh you're buggin'. that dude is a clear fartbuster though. doesn't wanna stink up the church, nahmean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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