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paper for your anus.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Sep 24, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    The following ad ran in USA Weekend, September 19-21, 2003.

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  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    haha, mr t should do a toilet paper commercial
     
  5. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

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    Is there something I'm missing here?
     
  6. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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    speaking from experience...I can tell you that was the ad that the designer absolutely loathed the most, but they included it in the presentation just because they needed one extra idea. they never thought in a million years that the client would actually like it...which of course is exactly why they did.
     
  7. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    why do toilet paper ads/commercials always avoid the issue. its always some fuzzy teddybear in the kitchen and hes "oh so snuggy" or whatever the fuck, how about telling me how well your paper is going to remove the birthday cake-ish substance from twixt my ass cheeks after a night of chinese buffet and guiness extra stout.
     
  8. king kong

    king kong Banned

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    lmao
     
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    same with 'femenine hygene products', they always show how much blue shit a given product can soak up. reminds me of the fake commercial on snl with will ferrel
     
  10. king kong

    king kong Banned

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    lmao again
     
  11. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    yea but at least they show a pad and they pour some shit on it, and its like wow look how good this will contain your vaginal bleeding... ive never even seen a toilet paper commercial in a bathroom. i mean even if you have to wipe up some blue paste ala maxi pad commercial, just show me something.

    just once i wanna see a guy on the toilet wipe his ass with some rough sandpaper john wayne TP, groan and say "is there any other way?" and then the little wood fairy teddy bear whatever can come in and give him the good shit, ;) and then he wipes his ass and goes "thank you, fuckin crazy little bear hallucination"
     
  12. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    This is hilarious.
     
  13. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

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    hahaha......id say thats pretty fucking witty.....

    "then he wipes his ass and goes "thank you, fuckin crazy little bear hallucination"
     
  14. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

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    That's the best fuckin part right there....PMPL Biatches....
     
  15. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

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