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P.I.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Drunk Sober, Aug 15, 2004.

  1. Drunk Sober

    Drunk Sober Member

    Joined: Nov 7, 2003 Messages: 793 Likes Received: 0
    I always manage to move into places and get phone numbers that belonged to some swine with a trail of creditors still looking for them. I just fell asleep and 5 minutes later, I hear a knock at the door. I answer and it's a private investigator looking for David **** (i aint saying his name because I dont need anymore mail for the guy or phonecalls, or surprise visits.) So I'm half asleep and I tell him I aint Dave and he dont live here. He still asks if I knew Dave. Well anyway I shut the door and then I'm laying here thinking, what the fuck kind of shitty P.I. is going to look for some guy and has no clue what he looks like!!!???
    I'm awake and bored now, anyone else have some similar situations?
    I find mine rather humorous so don't think I'm all bent about it.
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    d: if you mean it close up completely youre mistaken.
    c: ARSCHLOCHHHHHHH
    c: fuck this kid just said hey sexy to me
    c: ewwwwwwww what do i say
    d: "eat shit"
     
  3. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    DAMN IT! I thought this was going to be a magnum PI superthread. Damn you Drunk Sober!
    http://www.posternow.com/photos/imagem/s/s6887.jpg'>
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  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  5. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    some how the mormons found out my dads mom (in michigan) was a mormon, so they visited the house all the time. we always found new and interesting ways to amuse ourself when they showed up. until my dad finally just started opening the door, looking, then slamming the door. those guys are wierd. somehow they knew my dads mom passed away, wtf? freaky ass fuckers stopping by explaining how sorry they were to hear the news, the world is crazy. fuck all that.
     
  6. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    this reminded me of that movie Pi when the dude drills his fucking head in. i kinda feel like that rite now.
     
  7. TheoHuxtab|e

    TheoHuxtab|e Banned

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  8. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    theo is that your book? if so nice work
     
  9. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    Awesome movie.
     
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  11. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    i used to live in the ghetto
    on the first floor
    when the third floor tenants vacated, we took the third floor.

    three times while i was living there, police showed up and tried to break into my apartment through the front door, using force.
    all three times they were barely held at bay by myself and my roommate.

    the cops were looking for a guy who had never even lived there, he had been staying there with a friend. he had disappeared about 6 months after i moved into the first floor.

    about 6 months after that the cops made their first and second appearances.

    we had to disconnect our doorbell because the police would come by and ring it all the time at all hours.
    thank gawd by that time i had moved up to the third floor so the sound they made on the street wouldn't wake me up at night.
     
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