Drunk Sober Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 I always manage to move into places and get phone numbers that belonged to some swine with a trail of creditors still looking for them. I just fell asleep and 5 minutes later, I hear a knock at the door. I answer and it's a private investigator looking for David **** (i aint saying his name because I dont need anymore mail for the guy or phonecalls, or surprise visits.) So I'm half asleep and I tell him I aint Dave and he dont live here. He still asks if I knew Dave. Well anyway I shut the door and then I'm laying here thinking, what the fuck kind of shitty P.I. is going to look for some guy and has no clue what he looks like!!!??? I'm awake and bored now, anyone else have some similar situations? I find mine rather humorous so don't think I'm all bent about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 d: if you mean it close up completely youre mistaken. c: ARSCHLOCHHHHHHH c: fuck this kid just said hey sexy to me c: ewwwwwwww what do i say d: "eat shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 DAMN IT! I thought this was going to be a magnum PI superthread. Damn you Drunk Sober! http://www.posternow.com/photos/imagem/s/s6887.jpg'> http://fp.culttv.plus.com/ukculttv/logos/magnum.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AORAone Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 some how the mormons found out my dads mom (in michigan) was a mormon, so they visited the house all the time. we always found new and interesting ways to amuse ourself when they showed up. until my dad finally just started opening the door, looking, then slamming the door. those guys are wierd. somehow they knew my dads mom passed away, wtf? freaky ass fuckers stopping by explaining how sorry they were to hear the news, the world is crazy. fuck all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 this reminded me of that movie Pi when the dude drills his fucking head in. i kinda feel like that rite now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtab|e Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 http://www.hellcouncil.com/wearedebris/frohoe.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 theo is that your book? if so nice work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut this reminded me of that movie Pi when the dude drills his fucking head in. i kinda feel like that rite now. Awesome movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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!@#$% Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 i used to live in the ghetto on the first floor when the third floor tenants vacated, we took the third floor. three times while i was living there, police showed up and tried to break into my apartment through the front door, using force. all three times they were barely held at bay by myself and my roommate. the cops were looking for a guy who had never even lived there, he had been staying there with a friend. he had disappeared about 6 months after i moved into the first floor. about 6 months after that the cops made their first and second appearances. we had to disconnect our doorbell because the police would come by and ring it all the time at all hours. thank gawd by that time i had moved up to the third floor so the sound they made on the street wouldn't wake me up at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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