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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    OverheardInNewYork.com

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Jan 27, 2006




    PS: there's also www.overheardintheoffice.com

     
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  2. Jackson

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    Jackson - Replied Jan 27, 2006

    Haha yea, they have some in Time Out london called 'Overheard on the Underground' same kind of deal;

    'Tuna steaks don't taste of nothing'
    'Do you know where I can shift a couple of old typewriters?'
    'There are three keys on my keyring, and I only recognise two of them'
    'I forgive you, but stop fucking apologising'
    'Oh yes, I did hear something about a whale' (The whale in the Thames)
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Jan 27, 2006

    golden.

    Guy: Hey! Nice ass baby! Shit...looks like she's wearing a diaper under there!
    --32nd & 7th


    Guy: ...so I had my finger in there, and that's when I had to ask myself: "When did I become an ass man?"
    --Bowery & 3rd
     
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    Setting, the jack in the box in the tenderloin district of san francisco, late at night, the jack in the box is vacant except for me and my three amigos, a 40 year old black dude in a purple velour track suit with his girlfriend, she has nails that would haunt freddy krueger's nightmares, and a handful of crackheads.

    crackhead: Im from arkanasas!!!!
    me: really
    crackhead: Home of the first black president, Bill mothafucking Clinton, thats right.....



    To good of a story to go untold, although it didnt warrant a thread of it own, so I felt that it fit well into the context of this one.
     
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  6. Tyler Durden

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    Actually, my girlfriend made it on the site a two days ago for something she said while talking to me on the phone....

    If anyone can guess which one I'm talking about, you get a prize.

    Actually, no, you wont. Still.... That sites awesome.
     
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    I.C.Shadow - Replied Jan 27, 2006

    Woman: Move in, motherfuckers, move in!
    Yuppie guy: Wait for the next one, this is too packed.
    Woman: Bitch, I have to be on this train!
    Yuppie guy: This isn't the train to heaven, you know. It's, like, going to Queens.

    --F train

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Thats fucking awesome.
     
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    Teen boy: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, my name is Dwayne and I am in a program that keeps me and other kids like me off the street. They have us sell candy for $1. All profits go directly to the youth program that keeps us off the street. If you would like to purchase Snickers, Twix or Starburst, they are only $1.
    Hobo: Hey, lady! Hey, fat lady! Buy some candy. You like candy, don't you? Fat lady! Get some candy! Get some!
    Lady: Asshole.

    --6 train
     
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    Harvey Wallbanger - Replied Jan 27, 2006

    Best one yet:

    Cabbie: Are you going this way? I'm not turning around!
    Chick: What the..? I'm not hitchhiking, I'm fucking paying you, and if I tell you to turn around you damn well better turn around!

    He drives away.

    Chick: Yeah, fuck you too, cunty Mr. Crack Whore.
    Hipster guy: Lady, you need therapy.
    Chick: Man, you need to stop sucking dick. And a haircut.

    --34th & 7th

    And Shark, is this your lady?

    Girl on cell: I know! $100 for pills that aren't even for something that important....it's not like they're AIDS pills!
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Jan 27, 2006

    zing!!!
    haha..that's just awesome.
     
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    Girl on cell: I know! $100 for pills that aren't even for something that important....it's not like they're AIDS pills!



    ha hah ha ha
     
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    Tyler Durden - Replied Jan 27, 2006

    Harvey just won the game.
    Ha.
     
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    Harvey Wallbanger - Replied Jan 27, 2006

    Then you better ask your girl what she was doing in my neighborhood!
     
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    Girl #1: I haven't seen our homeless guy lately.
    Girl #2: We have a homeless guy?
    Girl #1: Yeah, the guy who lives on that mattress under our building.
    Girl #2: Oh yeah...I hope he's okay, I haven't seen him all week.
    Girl #1: You know you're a New Yorker when you worry about where your homeless guy is.

    --27th between 5th & Madison
     
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    2 blaazed - Replied Jan 27, 2006

    this si a good one

    The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other. He says: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?

    He sprays the windex.

    Hobo: Or Spring?

    He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.

    Japanese girl: Spring!
    Hobo: You are correct.

    --F train

    it realy hits home since shit happens like this all the time
     
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