upup&away Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I know were not doctors but maybe somone here can help me out a bit. Over the years i have always wondered how long it takes food to make it from the mouth to the tooter, While at work today i released a minute amount of flatulence in the presence of my employer. Now i have passed gas before but this was on another level, never in my life have i smelt anything so repulsive. It was to the point where my boss thought we had caught something on fire. Amazed by this new odor coming from me, i hurried home and proceeded to the bathroom. What came from me is something that i wish upon no man, the paint was peeling and the tp' was flying. I guess my point here is im trying to narrow down what i ate and what brought this god forsaken ordeal to me. Anyone know how long its takes food to travel through the system so i can narrow this down ? :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 2nd SIKE 1st! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 THIS POST SUCKS. FIRST! CO-SIGNED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 hahah google oner just bitch slaped spruce lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 mmmmmmmmmmmm bowel movements... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 i shouldve followed my instince and not clicked this thread while eating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Originally Posted by GOOGLE ONER THIS POST SUCKS. FIRST! CO-SIGNED bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 i just shit. i have huge shits sometimes. feels as if my ass is ripping open to another level. you got that homie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 It actually depends on the foods, some break down quicker and some produce more gases. On a norm it takes about 20 hours from mouth to pooper. Normally it takes about 2-4 hours to be released and broken down from the stomach then it travels throughout the intestines. If you ate something that doesn't agree with the stomach it'll push the "food poisoning" through the system in about 3-5 hours via diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 well i had bacon chedder fries last night and that was my first suspect....mass amounts of cheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Dairy could be a culprit, especially if you're mildly lactose intolerant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 maybe i should of saved this one for the ask og thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 jar your farts for later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 This is actually what 12 oz is good for. 12oz helped diagnose me and helped me figure out why my shit turned bright green. Thank you 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 ^hahahahaha now I know who you are. I guess i could have just read your signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 can anyone explain why sometimes you itch after your stomach hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 ^hahahahaha now I know who you are. I guess i could have just read your signature. i just added my name to my sig a minute ago. im sure i could go dig around and find out who you are. but who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 anything that causes stink is something that spends a lot of time rotting in your stomach and producing sulfur. Foods rich in protein (whey, casein, and from meats) cause a lot of stink. Also brussel sprouts, or anything of that nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 This is actually what 12 oz is good for. 12oz helped diagnose me and helped me figure out why my shit turned bright green. Thank you 12oz. On St PAttys day I purchased green food coloring from some guy for a shot - my dook was green for 2 days I recently ate a shit load of carrots and my dook was bright orange - I mean runny neon orange And my favorite thing at work is to take a huge dump and not flush it - not because I'm particularly gross, but because I hate the people I work with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 one night i chased a fifth of e&j with some mountain dew..my shit wasbrightgreen for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 and our weekly SHIT thread has started wonder what will be on topic next week???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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