Jackson Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...3&category=1523 I will get it, but should I? Any experiences stories?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 really fake. most people manipulte them for their own desires. it always happens. if any real ouija boards actually worked, then good for you. if your remotely religious this divination utility is considered Satanic in any of the 3 major religions. Theoritically it is calling up 'demons' or 'jinn' or from the 'spirit world' who possess powers above normal humans, yet still partake in this dimension of existance. Therefore calling upon them yields results such as divination, in the form of ouija. However most of the time these spirits have mal_intent and as such it is unwise to access such forces. Possession is possible, and other bad consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 I used to mess around with those all the time when i was little. Nothing really happened tho. I was always more for tarot than ouija. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 ironing boards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 I used to play ouija board with my landlords daughter who was a year older then me and beautiful. She used to believe the board was moving, little did she know I was getting wood every time she touched my hand, and thats what moved the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 http://www.bombingscience.com/graff1/ouija-to-164.jpg'> what what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 what would even posess someone to believe that ouija boards are "real" in the sense of being "mystical"? retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Kilo7- http://www.bombingscience.com/graff1/ouija-to-164.jpg'> what what ? thats what I was hoping for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 ^ you knew someone would come though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 http://www.truk.com/art/sydney/20020716_topEnd/275/al_outstationGirlsGangSign2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 My ouija board scares me.... ...as does that picture that's just been posted. Looks like they're about to jack me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 One time a Ouiji board told me how this guy knew he was going to die on a plane so he made his girlfriend come with him or some shit. good guy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 i had one of those one time.. i just used it for a table top.. good protector from getting glass rings on wood tables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 the guy i work with, swears that its dangerous stuff. he did it when he was around my age, asking it questions with some friends. he then asked "is god real?" as hes pretty religous, and it stoped. he said in the bible, demons flee at the word of god. he seems to think it works and its really dangerous, i asked him about how it works etc, he was a bit hesitant to tell me at first cause he thought id go try it, but he said we just sat there, and asked if anyone was there and it started moving, we asked for their name and things like that... buy it, give it a go, see if it works.. if it dont, use it as a table top to stop them nasty glass rings.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Ouija board Would you work for me ? I have got to say Hello To an old friend Ouija board, ouija board, ouija board Would you work for me ? I have got to get through To a good friend Well, she has now gone From this Unhappy Planet With all the carnivores And the destructors of it Ouija board, ouija board, ouija board Would you help me ? Because I still do feel So horribly lonely Would you, ouija board Would you, ouija board Would you help me ? And I just can't find My place in this world She has now gone From this Unhappy Planet With all the carnivores And the destructors of it Oh hear my voice ("hear my voice") Oh hear my voice ("hear my voice") Hear my voice ("hear my voice") Hear my voice ("hear my voice") The table is rumbling ... The table is rumbling The glass is moving "No, I was NOT pushing that time" It spells : S.T.E.V.E.N The table is rumbling The glass is moving "No, I was NOT pushing that time" : P.U.S.H.O. double F. Well, she has now gone From this Unhappy Planet With all the carnivores And the destructors of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 when i was 13 i was at a friends house, and he had one, and i steped on the needle thing, and it went deep into my foot, and it hurt like a bitch, and they puled it out slow, so it extra sucked. i lost my toenail a year later at the same house, it has never grown in right ever since because of a fungis. i have to rip the nail out every 6 months cuz it grows wierd and cuts my foot. FUCK THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 " im like an ouija board board bitch, the wrong thing to play" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 i knew a girl who made one in grade 8 using white out on cardboard, i made fun of her. then one day she left and went to another school. haha, goodtimes.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 ouija boards work. But before using your ouija board try this first: hold a pendulum above a photo. Try to keep it perfectly still. After a while it will start to move. It will move in circles above the pic of a girl and straight back and forth above the pic of a boy. Try it, it really works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 7, 2004 Author Share Posted January 7, 2004 I might make my own board... I wonder if it will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by igor ouija boards work. But before using your ouija board try this first: hold a pendulum above a photo. Try to keep it perfectly still. After a while it will start to move. It will move in circles above the pic of a girl and straight back and forth above the pic of a boy. Try it, it really works. i thought pendulums were only in tintin.............:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 7, 2004 Author Share Posted January 7, 2004 http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/robbieye/fun/calculus.gif'> His legs are the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by WhiteOx i thought pendulums were only in tintin.............:o that's because every real life person who used it died a mysterious death! :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero45th Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 one of my friends claims that the board told them there was bones under the fireplace in the basement but there wasnt a basement under the fire place. then the dad was dicking around down there and found some secret basement under the fireplace. its probably bull but if you buy it you can tell people stories like that and id say its worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAUNCHLIFE Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 so, they're $10.00 CAD at torys'r'us, and ive never used one in my life, but since theyre so cheap i think i might just pick one up. every friend and friend of friends that ive asked, has warned me to stay away from them. this makes me wonder what the fuck is going on. lets hear some more stories people. good or bad - whatever, lets hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 OH MY GOD YOURE MOVING IT NUH UH YOU ARE WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 fuck's sake jackson, didn't you see the excorcist? pazuzu's gonna fuck you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 actually, one time me and some friends asked "is god real?" the response we got was "fuck no." shit had us rolling for the rest of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 i've had some gnarly experiences with quija boards... i won't fuck with one anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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