ouch!

just wondering the kind of injuries some of you guys have experienced, cause a couple of days ago my friend double bounced me super high on a huge trampaline and I fricking flew off the thing and busted my wrist really bad, and got all kinds of cuts, it sucked at first but we ended up just laughing about it.:D

get well soon

p.s. i like scars, especially my own.

i like boogers

i ran into a brick wall full speed once. yeah i layed onteh ground for a good half hour. holding my forhead

one time i was getting off a trampoline, sliped, and fell face first into a mud puddle... i got the wind knocked out of myself and and ruined some good clothes. it was fun.

getting the wind knocked out of you has got to be one of the most terrifying fealings in this painful world.

some fucking mosqito bit me and i started to viciosly scratch and before i knew it my skin was scrathc off and i thoght i was burnt

i work in front of a grill all day and sometimes my dick feels like its gonna blister up.

i worked at this grocery store and i was hgelping this chick clean those big slicers that they cut baloney with ( the ones with the rotating blade the size of a dinnerplate) and the blade guard was off and like a dumbass i ran the cloth along the edge of the blade (it didnt look sharp :loopy: !) and i cut all 4 of my fingers on my right hand. Deep too. By the way it was running when i did this.

Smooth, eh?

another trampoline short story:

another time i was on my friends rusty ass trampoline and a spring flew off and hit me in the leg, then i got kicked in the back of the head because i fell down.

i have alot of good ones... i was skating this 6 stair with a ledge down the side and i was trying to fs 50-50 just to warm up to it and we waxed this thing to mach 3 speed capability and my front truck missed and i ended up smithing down this long ass ledge and at the end i tried to bail but it was so slick my feet just flew out from under me so im falling backwards and i put my hand out to stop me but my wrist just fuckin gave out and i landed right on my head... turns out i fractured my wrist. ever fall o nyour head on cement? you know how it bounces man thats the worst feeling ever

you shoulda got that on video so you can send it to real tv

haha man i wish i had it but we were just out late one night skating around and found this bad ass spot and the ledge was so dry so we waxed it up and i died... maybe i will go back and do it again so i can send it on real tv but ill make sure i have slap tags all over me lol fame for days

I was at the grocery store today and I ran into the carts. That shit hurt and everybody just looked at me and the guys I was with started laughing..it hurt inside and out:(

i cut the down the middle of my finger with a skill saw...damn i loved those hungover days.......

i was riding my friends trackbike a few days ago and started going really fast then realized and i didn't know how to stop on it...garbage cans broke my fall and hurt my ribs...i decided i like bikes with brakes.

i broke my collar bone a sandy's a week ago...... but you already knew that.

I broke my collar bone snowboarding. I was going very fast and the front of my board got dug into a ditch some fuck head had left in the middle of the run. I flipped numerous times before landing and sliding about 50 meters.

I borke my right arm falling from a tree that was about 7 meters I fell very lucky.

I broke my left arm when I jumped off a friends garage roof, I somehow landed on my face ie upsidedown. Most of the impact was on my nose but I broke my arm??? go figure.

The rest are explained in the thread: DRUNK TIMES

-Busted a 50+ stitch crater on my forehead while drunk

-Split my chin open after falling forward with my hands occupied

-Sprained both wrists and both big toes repeatedly, fractured a clavicle, probably fractured both shoulders and both ankles (never had them checked), chipped a tooth, sprained my neck, had my thumb pop out of its socket, killed all the nerves on my left hip: all from dancing.

-Got a contusion in my diaphragm that made it impossible from me to breathe for almost an entire day (imagine being able to breathe in only about a 10th of what you normally breathe... it was a full day of slow suffocation, like having the wind knocked out of you but not being able to recover), while doing stunts for a student movie

-Stung by a stonefish (one of the most poisonous and painful fish in the ocean)

-Repeated encouters and bites from gigantic centipedes, scorpions, iguanas, moray eels, and jellyfish

-More deep cuts on my feet from glass shards at the beach than I care to count

-Sent a chef's knife halfway through the tip of my thumb, kept working

I get hurt too often. Beer,

El Mamerro

i have hurt myself way too many times, and they are almost all embarrassing

the worst i've gotten hurt was when my psycho friend was driving home after a long night of drinking and hit the hand brake in little mazda someting. the car flipped and we booked it. my lungs were fucked up for a while and my arm was in constant pain for about a week. i'm semi-better.

I was tryin a switch frontside flip down an 8 stair down town when my board popped up and hit me in the nuts I laid there for a while then looked down and my pants where full of blood I drove to the hospital and walked in with my hands on my nuts...I ended up busting my urethera(bad speller sorry) I was in the hospital for like 6 hours w/ doctors probing at my dick I pissed blood for 3 days after then I was fine.....and yes my unit does work perfect..........:king: