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i swear, shit almost tastes like some do-it-yourself, special family get together shit.

proper as a mafucker.

if hesh was here right now, he'd be feelin me.

johnny also. infact, here's a whole list of people that i feel would be down for the 'grip of pulp' orange juice.

 

hesh

johnny

tesseract

mams

mams dad

dowmagic's girl

heavylox

pilau hands

my homeboy leto

my sister (the middle aged one, not the youngest one)

guys with fireworks

some other people

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Yeah, buying the orange juice with the pulp reminds me of the same stuff. Family get-together homemade shit. Back in the day when you and your mom got that glass orange squeezer bowl and you twist the half orange on top to make the juice. The good stuff.

 

I go to the store and see some juices that say "pulp free". As if pulp was a bad thing or something. Pulp not only tastes better and feels better going down your mouth, but it's is high in vitamin C and other good stuff.

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Originally posted by TheVisualAssault

it's all about the NO PULP OJ

 

It was all a dream

I used to read Word Up magazine

Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

Hangin' pictures on my wall

Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl

I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped

Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock

Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack

With the hat to match

Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha

You never thought that hip hop would take it this far

Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight

Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade

Born filla, the opposite of a winner

Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner

Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri

Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky

I'm blowin' up like you thought I would

Call the crib, same number same hood

It's all good

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

It was all a dream

I used to read Word Up magazine

Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

Hangin' pictures on my wall

Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl

I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped

Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock

Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack

With the hat to match

Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha

You never thought that hip hop would take it this far

Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight

Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade

Born filla, the opposite of a winner

Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner

Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri

Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky

I'm blowin' up like you thought I would

Call the crib, same number same hood

It's all good

 

I need to grab that biggie album again. Reading this over made me realize how fucking awesome some of his songs are.

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Guest Pilau Hands

you are correct, sir.

 

that shit is the *bizness. there's something about being able to chew the pulp in your juice that just makes it so much better. if anyone even offers me no pulp orange juice, i just let them pour it, and smack that shit off the table onto the wall. then i get some paper towels and i wipe it all up, and put the cup in the trash, but my point was made.

 

what the fuck is this?

givin me pulpless oj in the mornin'

 

*edit: i used jump off without realizing you had already used it. we can't burn it out.

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I have been anti-pulp for years and i always will be. that raw pulpy crap slithering down your throat is about as pleasent as a cockroach crawling across your face at three in the morning. You may as well be drinking mud or partially liquified lawn clippings.

 

That shit is suitable only for driving unwanted guests out of your house.

 

G'eh....

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oran "juice" jones: the rain or walking in the rain

 

best fuckin song EVER!!! you MUST get this one!!

 

The Rain - Oran "Juice" Jones

CHORUS:

I saw you (and him) walking in the rain

You were holding hands and I'll never be the same.

 

Tossing and turning another sleepless night

The rain crashes against my window pane

Jumped into my car didn't drive too far

That moment I knew I would never be the same.

 

CHORUS

 

CHORUS

 

Now here you are begging to me

To give our love another try

Girl I love you and I always will

But darling right now I've got to say goodbye

'Cause

 

CHORUS

 

CHORUS

 

(I saw you)

Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here

(Walking in the rain)

Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you

Listen first things first let me hang up the coat

(You were holding hands and I'll)

Yeah how was your day today

Did you miss me

(Never be the same)

You did? Yeah? I missed you too

I missed you so much I followed you today

(I saw you)

That's right now close your mouth

'Cause you cold busted

(Walking in the rain)

Now just sit down here, sit down here

I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do

(You were holding hands and I'll)

You know my first impulse was to run up on you

And do a Rambo

(Never be the same)

I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you

But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat

So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled

I called up the bank and took out every dime.

Than I cancelled all your credit cards...

I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!

Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is

packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you

thinking?

You don't mess with the Juice!

I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.

I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!

But now I can't give you nothing but advice.

Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.

And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .

Until then, you know what you gotta do?

You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,

punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you

dismissed!

That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know

that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my

world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta

here. Scat!

Don't touch that coat...

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