RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 get this, I just get back from my girl's place and I find 3 girls sitting on my front porch. One is the neighbour upstairs, and the other two are from montreal. I just got invited (at 2:00am) to drive back with them to Montreal. Did I mention I slept with one of these girls before, and the other one is a stripper I've been flirting with for the past two hours? why the fuck didn't I go? The offer was right there damnit! So should I tell the girlfriend what I passed up? :noose: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I wish I had your life, sir. 12oz Playboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Interesting predicament. If you don't tell her, she may never know or may somehow find out about it later and get suspicious that you didn't tell her. If you do tell her, she might be flattered that you turned down the offer or she might get pissed off at those girls and cause drama... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 the big thing.... I have a date with the "girlfriend" saturday. We're doing a 'meet the friends' kind of thing so I can't miss that one. Imagine the trouble if I said... "hey honey... I'm in montreal" (we're planning a trip to montreal for new years already) I'd be fucked. DAMN THAT STRIPPER WAS DIRTY HOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Nov 4 2005, 03:11 AM I wish I had your life, sir. 12oz Playboy. Quoted post you wish you had my letters. so when you coming out to these parts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher+Nov 4 2005, 12:16 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Nov 4 2005, 12:16 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr. Dazzle@Nov 4 2005, 03:11 AM I wish I had your life, sir. 12oz Playboy. Quoted post you wish you had my letters. so when you coming out to these parts? Quoted post [/b] Hahaha probably August if everything goes to plan. I'm expecting one hell of a bender, my good man..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 did you say Bender? ^ my kind of bender. oh... and here's the really fun part: The stripper from montreal wants to move to my city, so she's got to find a job. Which means... I'm her scout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 I see you reading this J.DETO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 you see correctly sir. i was thinking, "What would i have done?" well, i don't know what i would have done in your boatshoes. but what i wanna do is go to canada and hang out with you. but seriously, i want to go to canada. maybe this summer. i'm due a good vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 shoulda gone........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 in my boatshoes...... nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 have you got any good mixes lately? have you done any recently?? i was gonna bump the mixtrader thread, but everytime i do, it just disapears into the 12oz abbys with no replys. if you have anything new, pm em to me, i'm gonna be driving for a few hours tomorrow night after a day of school and work and some new music would be killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weapon X Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 At this time of night, it all depends on you.. I admire that you've still got it. Me, personally...65% chance I'd say "no" because Montreal is like a 4 hour drive when you're going decent speed. Not including Wendy's breaks. Maybe I need to eat more vegetables...or something. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 yeah .... vegetables. she wants to work at club paradise... and only wepX gets that. < goodnight... crying myslef to sleep now > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 i see the lovely miss.saraday is reading this... do you have any new music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 man sluts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Club Paradise...mmmmmm. You know, come to think of it, there is a Hindu temple outside the city that says inside "Always accept what is offered to you". Or something like that. You know, it'd be rude to decline free anything from a stripper, and you know it would have come down to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Nov 4 2005, 02:15 AM DAMN THAT STRIPPER WAS DIRTY HOT Quoted post Usually the only thing about strippers that is "Dirty hot" are the small red bumps in and around her coot. Look, but dont touch. I think the situation was well played.. "Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 and on that note... fat chicks need lovin too. they just gotta pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 was this the same stripper that was going to pose for extremehammock? or.. maybe i'm totally off, whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 will you regret not slammin' a hot stripper? yes. in 5 years will the ramifications be a big deal? probably not. and you'll have a good memory and story to brag about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 haha... this was a different stripper. looks like it would have been career suicide if I skipped out today. (not to mention girlfriend homicide) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 shoulda gone...SHOULDA GONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I chill with strippers (outside of the club) on the semi-regular. Strippers are fucking retarded, end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 i hear that strippers do a lot of drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 i'd say you made a mistake in not going, but you ought to tell her, she'll be flattered you'd rather be w/ her than 2 girls? 2 girls! thats an amazing opportunity, your girl better be fucking awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 ^ I've been with two girls before, so it's not like a once in a lifetime thing was passed up. so looking back.... I'm damn glad I stayed. now if the offer was on a weekend.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 well damn you then. hear that? DAMN YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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