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get this,

 

I just get back from my girl's place

and I find 3 girls sitting on my front porch.

One is the neighbour upstairs, and the other two are from montreal.

 

I just got invited (at 2:00am) to drive back with them to Montreal.

Did I mention I slept with one of these girls before, and the other

one is a stripper I've been flirting with for the past two hours?

why the fuck didn't I go? The offer was right there damnit!

 

 

So should I tell the girlfriend what I passed up?

 

:noose:

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the big thing....

 

I have a date with the "girlfriend" saturday.

We're doing a 'meet the friends' kind of thing

so I can't miss that one. Imagine the trouble if I said...

 

"hey honey... I'm in montreal"

 

(we're planning a trip to montreal for new years already)

 

I'd be fucked.

 

 

DAMN THAT STRIPPER WAS DIRTY HOT

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Originally posted by RumPuncher+Nov 4 2005, 12:16 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Nov 4 2005, 12:16 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr. Dazzle@Nov 4 2005, 03:11 AM

I wish I had your life, sir.

 

12oz Playboy.

 

 

you wish you had my letters.

 

so when you coming out to these parts?

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Hahaha probably August if everything goes to plan.

 

I'm expecting one hell of a bender, my good man.....

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you see correctly sir. i was thinking, "What would i have done?" well, i don't know what i would have done in your boatshoes. but what i wanna do is go to canada and hang out with you. but seriously, i want to go to canada. maybe this summer. i'm due a good vacation.

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have you got any good mixes lately? have you done any recently?? i was gonna bump the mixtrader thread, but everytime i do, it just disapears into the 12oz abbys with no replys. if you have anything new, pm em to me, i'm gonna be driving for a few hours tomorrow night after a day of school and work and some new music would be killer.

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Club Paradise...mmmmmm. You know, come to think of it, there is a Hindu temple outside the city that says inside "Always accept what is offered to you". Or something like that. You know, it'd be rude to decline free anything from a stripper, and you know it would have come down to that.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Nov 4 2005, 02:15 AM

DAMN THAT STRIPPER WAS DIRTY HOT

 

Usually the only thing about strippers that is "Dirty hot" are the small red bumps in and around her coot.

Look, but dont touch.

I think the situation was well played..

 

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"Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!"

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