boogie hands Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 so after an hour of studying, working on network simulations, lots of boring shit, etc. i get bored and take a break from work. for some reason i decided i wanted to look at porn....my girlfriend is out in the living room clucking along with her 2 friends so i figure why not. im sitting there casually looking though some porn (because 12oz is boring today) and all of a sudden i hear footsteps....uh oh....she opens the bedroom door just a half a second before i close the window and catches a glimpse of the computer screen. she looks at me with a weird smile (somewhere in between joking and pissed), say "what the hell was that?", grabs her jacket and tells me she taking her friends home as she shuts the door..... now a lot of times she pretends like shes mad at me just to fuck around and be cute but this time i couldnt really tell so im not sure what my future will look like in the next few minutes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 boogiehands in the doghouse! well now that shes gone you may as well finish...thats just me though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 ouch...hopefully she'll be alright about it...just say someone sent you a link through instant messenger...you saw it and then clicked out of it...cover your ass...or you could just be honest...that works better most times. good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 At least your girl didnt catch you like this.... Give head to yourself...cause you sure aint gettin it tonight...sorry bro.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Looks like Boogie Hands was boogiein his hand. You gotta girl...Let her boogie you w/her hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 at least it wasn't your parents...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 if you voted for number 1 you were correct....im in trouble...ill talk to you later guys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 im not gonna say it..... hahah..told you so!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/477.jpg'> "whoopie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Did i mention im a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp n panda Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 you tried to hide it and probably had that look on your face like "aaaaawww fuck, busted" shoulda just left it onscreen and said "i am keeping it warm for when you come back from dropping your friends off" at least that way, with the proper cheesy tone, she can't be too mad at you, and she and her friends could have a good laugh about how you won't be getting it. but instead you clicked it off, she caught you then had to drive with her friends saying stuff like "if i caught my man looking at that shit i would be straight trippin'" so now you are in trouble so she can save face. relationships suck. it is all about picking up crack hoes on rainy days tempting them with a dry shelter, cold tacos, a heated car, and a hit. LOL... just kidding about the cold tacos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 What is she dude ? A nun ? Tell her to wake the fuck up and recognise.. either that or pour a metric litre of corrosive acid on her face.. then she may as well be a nun. eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 there was a "pissing nuns" gallary on worldsex.com...i almost puked all over the keyboard...fetish shit sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 uut ohh ...... yous in shit now , tell us how it turns out ..........good luck . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 :lol: sorry i know the feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Pimp n Panda had it right up until the crack hoe part. You made it all the worse for yourself though by trying to hide it. Sucks to be you though. I on the other hand will tease my husband about his affection for porn without getting pissed. I even figured out I could change the pictures on his solitaire game to whatever I wanted so I put a really hot chick on the card backs for him as a surprise. But yeah I'm all good with my man and porn....unless he won't share.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 the only reason why you are in trouble is because... It might have been one of her friends of spotted you, and then she'd have to hear about her boyfriend the perv. The she'd have to stand up for you to her friends and claim "I swear he like me more than porn." You're lucky it wasn't one of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR there was a "pissing nuns" gallary on worldsex.com...i almost puked all over the keyboard...fetish shit sucks were they doing the pissing, or were they the ones getting pissed on? my friend has a tat on his bicep of a nun masterbating with a cross and its all up in her business. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. lol. closed minded missionary style only foo'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 well i dont think she would be to mad, i mean its natural to look at porn.... unless..... boogie did you get caught looking at gay porn???????:D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by BIG T well i dont think she would be to mad, i mean its natural to look at porn.... unless..... boogie did you get caught looking at gay porn???????:D :D Yeah gay porn would be bad. That or some other really wacked out twisted fetish porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 lol. at least it wasnt ur mom. its never happened to me but that shit would kill me. my friends mom has found his porn on a number of occasions. wich is a good thing because it gave me something to laugh about for days. one day his mom is cleaning the bathroom and finds a folded up picture of some chick spreading so she gives it to one of my other friends and tells him to give the picture to her son and tell him hes nasty. i guess u gotta be there and know my friend for it to be funnny. but immagine facing ur mom after ur friend gives u the message. maybe for some it would be easy but id hate that shit. luckily i dont live with my mom anymore. i dont know why my friend couldnt just put his shit away when hes done tho. fuckin idiot. id tell u the other stories but im afraid it would turn out to be a dissapointment like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Alligator style Man, concidering your 'you've been drinking again' thread and this one...seems you're in a tight spot. I mean its not that bad but drinking and porno belong in the sensitive area where everything can be thought as either cool or waaaaaay misunderstood. I think you must rock that lacoste and buy her some lunch today homeboy, Luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest L.RonHubbard Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 my girl always searches through my Internet History to see what porn ive been lookin at, and then she finds the raunchiest photo and posts it as my wallpaper. Many a time my friends have walked into my room and been surprised by a cum drenched whore's facial or some raunchy pregnant chick on the toilet wincing ominously at them from the monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 lol. thats some classic shit!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 at least it didn't happen at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 hahah...its all good, she was only slightly mad but it only lasted for 15 minutes...then she just made fun of me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands ...then she just made fun of me... A good woman, you always have to take advantage of a chance to ridicule your man. Just kidding. But I would have made fun of you too for acting like such a wussy and trying to hide it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 At least she didnt catch you looking at porn with your dick in your hand. Well maybe then you could have asked for a little help. "Hey, could you give me a hand with this? Im getting tired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp n panda Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 LOL, bobobi11, what's wrong with crack hoes? LOL ;) crack hoes, like pimped pandas, need love too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i dont care Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 yea at least you werent schwackin it... then she'll say sum shit like "arent i enough" ... then ur in the dog house ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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