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so after an hour of studying, working on network simulations, lots of boring shit, etc. i get bored and take a break from work. for some reason i decided i wanted to look at porn....my girlfriend is out in the living room clucking along with her 2 friends so i figure why not. im sitting there casually looking though some porn (because 12oz is boring today) and all of a sudden i hear footsteps....uh oh....she opens the bedroom door just a half a second before i close the window and catches a glimpse of the computer screen. she looks at me with a weird smile (somewhere in between joking and pissed), say "what the hell was that?", grabs her jacket and tells me she taking her friends home as she shuts the door.....

now a lot of times she pretends like shes mad at me just to fuck around and be cute but this time i couldnt really tell so im not sure what my future will look like in the next few minutes.....

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Guest blood as ink

ouch...hopefully she'll be alright about it...just say someone sent you a link through instant messenger...you saw it and then clicked out of it...cover your ass...or you could just be honest...that works better most times.

good luck.

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you tried to hide it and probably had that look on your face like "aaaaawww fuck, busted"

 

shoulda just left it onscreen and said "i am keeping it warm for when you come back from dropping your friends off"

 

at least that way, with the proper cheesy tone, she can't be too mad at you, and she and her friends could have a good laugh about how you won't be getting it.

 

but instead you clicked it off, she caught you then had to drive with her friends saying stuff like "if i caught my man looking at that shit i would be straight trippin'"

 

so now you are in trouble so she can save face.

 

relationships suck.

it is all about picking up crack hoes on rainy days tempting them with a dry shelter, cold tacos, a heated car, and a hit. LOL... just kidding about the cold tacos.

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Pimp n Panda had it right up until the crack hoe part. You made it all the worse for yourself though by trying to hide it.

 

Sucks to be you though. I on the other hand will tease my husband about his affection for porn without getting pissed. I even figured out I could change the pictures on his solitaire game to whatever I wanted so I put a really hot chick on the card backs for him as a surprise. But yeah I'm all good with my man and porn....unless he won't share.;)

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Guest --zeSto--

the only reason why you are in trouble is because...

 

It might have been one of her friends of spotted you,

and then she'd have to hear about her boyfriend the perv.

The she'd have to stand up for you to her friends and claim

"I swear he like me more than porn."

 

You're lucky it wasn't one of them!

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz
Originally posted by REGULATOR

there was a "pissing nuns" gallary on worldsex.com...i almost puked all over the keyboard...fetish shit sucks

 

were they doing the pissing, or were they the ones getting pissed on?

my friend has a tat on his bicep of a nun masterbating with a cross and its all up in her business. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. lol.

 

closed minded missionary style only foo'...

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Originally posted by BIG T

well i dont think she would be to mad, i mean its natural to look at porn.... unless..... boogie did you get caught looking at gay porn???????:D :D

 

Yeah gay porn would be bad. That or some other really wacked out twisted fetish porn.

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lol. at least it wasnt ur mom. its never happened to me but that shit would kill me. my friends mom has found his porn on a number of occasions. wich is a good thing because it gave me something to laugh about for days. one day his mom is cleaning the bathroom and finds a folded up picture of some chick spreading so she gives it to one of my other friends and tells him to give the picture to her son and tell him hes nasty. i guess u gotta be there and know my friend for it to be funnny. but immagine facing ur mom after ur friend gives u the message. maybe for some it would be easy but id hate that shit. luckily i dont live with my mom anymore. i dont know why my friend couldnt just put his shit away when hes done tho. fuckin idiot. id tell u the other stories but im afraid it would turn out to be a dissapointment like this one.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Alligator style

 

Man, concidering your 'you've been drinking again' thread and this one...seems you're in a tight spot. I mean its not that bad but drinking and porno belong in the sensitive area where everything can be thought as either cool or waaaaaay misunderstood.

I think you must rock that lacoste and buy her some lunch today homeboy,

Luck.

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Guest L.RonHubbard

my girl always searches through my Internet History to see what porn ive been lookin at, and then she finds the raunchiest photo and posts it as my wallpaper. Many a time my friends have walked into my room and been surprised by a cum drenched whore's facial or some raunchy pregnant chick on the toilet wincing ominously at them from the monitor.

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