duh-rye-won Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 2 minutes ago... i'm washing my hands in the bathroom at work. it's the bathroom for the whole floor of the building. some dude walks in, doesn't close the stall behind him and starts pissing AND spitting into the bowl without lifting the toilet seat up. luckily, 90% of the cantonese i've learned in hong kong is foul language, so when he finishes i call him a "disgusting prick", in cantonese. the AM bathroom confrontation begins. he starts yelling at me in chinese, but there is a distinct look of fear in his eyes. I get right in front of him and give the stare down ice grill. the look of fear increases to terror/shame and he turns around and leaves. i follow him to his office to see where he works and make him extra uncomfortable. i sit down and shit on htose toilets! what the fuck? lift up the fucking toilet seat! if you don't want to touch it, kick it up with your shoe. fuck! what a dirty fuck. i shoulda cracked him. maybe i'll go into his office and tell his boss to ask him to instruct his employees in proper bathroom etiquette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Tomorrow go up to him and be like "oh sorry about yesterday" and hand him a coffee filled with urine and spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 you should post more often. they're usually always priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 or u could go over to his desk and shit on it, and leave a nice note on the pile.:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crookedline Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 yeah right on...i used to work in a printing factory and i'd always notice the toilet seat covered in shoe prints..perplexed i asked a co worker what the story was, and he said when the asians go take a shit the filthy fucks stand on the seat and squat...What fucken century is this...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Right on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by johnny you should post more often. they're usually always priceless. thanks johnny. but actually, you should be a knightbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by iquit thanks johnny. but actually, you should be a knightbat. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Crookedline yeah right on...i used to work in a printing factory and i'd always notice the toilet seat covered in shoe prints..perplexed i asked a co worker what the story was, and he said when the asians go take a shit the filthy fucks stand on the seat and squat...What fucken century is this...?? EXPLANATION: http://langmedia.fivecolleges.edu/collection/lm_japan/images/jaRestroomsS3.jpg'> THAt is what they are used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 and if ur westernized brain is still confused, try watching this. A Japanese Style Toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by iquit I get right in front of him and give the stare down Rice grill. http://magicgrill.sphosting.com/magicgrill2.JPG'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/vodka/stolichnaya21.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by mindvapors EXPLANATION: http://langmedia.fivecolleges.edu/collection/lm_japan/images/jaRestroomsS3.jpg'> THAt is what they are used to. i don't give a fuck what they're used to. i'm used to not sitting in piss while i take a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 lol. no no no iquit, i agree with u. i was just throwing that out there for the ppl who arent in the kno. shit pisses me off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by mindvapors lol. no no no iquit, i agree with u. i was just throwing that out there for the ppl who arent in the kno. shit pisses me off too. i know. my anger wasnt directed at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 i feel you iquit. i sit to pee and on a daily basis i end up cleaning up some assholes piss because he was too damn lazy to pick the fucking seat up. i am known for bitching out my friends when they dont pick the seat up before they pee. its reassuring that theres someone else out there that doesnt act like a damned caveman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 ^^dude, why do you sit to piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtab|e Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 iquit, just curious, what you doing in hong kong? i know you've been there for quite some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by nomadawhat ^^dude, why do you sit to piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by nomadawhat ^^dude, why do you sit to piss? Lazy man piss. I'm often guilty of this if i'm at my house or a friends house, never in public places though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 i have a 2ga prince albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtab|e iquit, just curious, what you doing in hong kong? i know you've been there for quite some time. i'm designing toys for a hong kong toy comapnay. your sig just cracked me the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Your version of a lazy man piss differs quite a bit from mine, i usually just lean forward and brace myself against the wall with my arm. Oh, and this comment had GAY written all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Crookedline yeah right on...i used to work in a printing factory and i'd always notice the toilet seat covered in shoe prints..perplexed i asked a co worker what the story was, and he said when the asians go take a shit the filthy fucks stand on the seat and squat...What fucken century is this...?? sounds cool i should try that at work tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtab|e Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Your version of a lazy man piss differs quite a bit from mine, i usually just lean forward and brace myself against the wall with my arm. Oh, and this comment had GAY written all over it. Word. That "lean up against the wall" lazy-man piss is especially effective after waking up out of bed in the morning or the middle of the night. But I never heard a dude say he sits down to piss (unless he happens to be takin a shit at the time). If anything it seems like you gotta go through more to drop your pants and sit down and all that other junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtab|e But I never heard a dude say he sits down to piss (unless he happens to be takin a shit at the time). If anything it seems like you gotta go through more to drop your pants and sit down and all that other junk. it aint by choice man, trust me. i can piss standing up if im outside, but inside its a damned mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 29, 2004 Author Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by dowmagik it aint by choice man, trust me. i can piss standing up if im outside, but inside its a damned mess. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 yo maybe he can aim that little dick i dont know about the rest of you ut i like to spit and piss EVERYWHERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxx power Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 shoulda smashed that fucker. or held him down and pissed on his face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 lol post more stories like this...there fuckin cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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