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Only 24 shopping days left....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Dec 1, 2003.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    http://www.fridayfunnies.net/ffextra/Frosty.jpg'>


    So it's [color=green]Christmas[/color] [color=red]Shopping[/color] [color=green]Time[/color] [color=red]Again![/color]

    what's on your list?

    [color=silver]Mom[/color]
    - My mom's been doing tai chi for ages and I think getting her
    one of those wooden tai chi swords would be a great gift.
    My mom with a sword... hahahahahahah!

    [color=silver]Dad[/color]
    - He's out of the country... so no gift for him.

    [color=silver]Girlfriend[/color]
    - I still have to get her a birthday gift (it was yesterday)

    [color=silver]Roomate[/color]
    - I think she wants that game 'monkey Island' to satisfy her inner-nerd

    [color=silver]ME!!![/color]
    - I want a copy of Santa's Naughty list broken down by proximity to my house
    (needless to say it will be ladies-only) puuuuhhhhhllleeeasee santa!
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
     
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    hahahahaha.
     
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    For my pal makros I will wenture into japanaland
    and bring back some cutesy stationary pads.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    uhh.... are you flirting with me?

    oh... you want to make a soup out of asain people?

    why are there microphones in that pic?

    :confused:
     
  8. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Messages: 7,133 Likes Received: 6
    You can find pretty much everything online.
     
  9. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    My grandma gave me a bag of that snowman poop cuz i kept getting arrested all year. She has one hell of a sense of humor.

    This year...x mas 2003. Im gonna get nothing and give nothing. Of coarse im gonna get everyone cards but the people in my family are so hard to shop for its fuckin rediculous. My grandparents live so simple there is nothing that they really want. My grandma bought my gramps this pair of hush puppies about 5 years ago and everytime xmas rolls back around, she puts them back in the box and rewraps them. My gramps gets all excited when he opens them. I'm not sure if they are just having a good joke in their old age or if he is really going crazy. :D
     
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    he's probably thinking:
    She's gone crazy. Every year she steals my shoes then gives them to me as a gift

    she's probably thinking:
    He's gone crazy. I rewrap the same damn shoes every year and he doesn't even notice
     
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    My gifts are going to be pretty crappy this year, based on my financial situation. I'll probably go for the fail-proof combination of CD'S and socks....

    I'm like a modern day St. Nick.....
     
  12. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    My grandparents are so funny. I should start a thread about them. With pictures this time i might add.
     
  13. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Those are the eight elements of Japanese hip hop.

    http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ1380.jpg'>

    Fish;
    Alcohol;
    MCing;
    Lobster;
    Flowers;
    Penises;
    Crabs;
    And bowl of poop.


    Ack like you know.
     
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    PMB uses his modifier card of Funny + 10

    that icon of the dueling cocks disturbs me a little bit
     
  15. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    gf = Tattoo of asian goddess on back, ugly stuffed dolls

    dad = spice rack

    mom = hookah

    sister = pad of paper
     
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