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One Wedding, Four Brothers, Four Arrests

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fr8lover, Sep 11, 2003.

  1. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    this is classic...i love thesmokinggun.com

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wedevers1.html

    SEPTEMBER 3--In a summer that has already seen its share of wedding brawls (see Bridezilla and the Mad Muncher), a quartet of Michigan brothers was arrested early Sunday morning for triggering a melee at their 27-year-old sister's wedding reception. According to the below Ogemaw County Sheriff's Office report, the Evers brothers (Erik, Aaron, Ryan, and Randall) got ornery after the bar shut near the close of the festivities. A bartender got kicked and bit on the nose. The female DJ, who stopped spinning when three separate brawls erupted, was called a "whore" by Randall Evers, who then allegedly slammed the woman into a wall, knocking her unconscious. Randall, 38, then punched a female friend of the DJ's, whose front teeth were "broke." One fight apparently stemmed from a contentious arm wrestling match between the groom and 29-year-old Aaron Evers, who was soundly defeated by his new brother-in-law, who taunted his opponent as he drank from a pitcher of beer. Here's our favorite lines from the sheriff's report: "Ryan was arrested for assaulting his brother, Erik. Erik was arrested for assaulting his brother, Ryan. Randy was arrested for assaulting the bartender and the DJ's of the wedding reception."
     
  2. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  3. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    Incubus - Echo

    haha that's funny.

    ..and humiliating at once.
     
  4. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    "One fight apparently stemmed from a contentious arm wrestling match between the groom and 29-year-old Aaron Evers, who was soundly defeated by his new brother-in-law, who taunted his opponent as he drank from a pitcher of beer."

    "Ryan was arrested for assaulting his brother, Erik. Erik was arrested for assaulting his brother, Ryan"

    well shit...they never claimed to be the city of brotherly love....
     
  5. NOBODY

    NOBODY Member

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  6. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I love The Smoking Gun.
     
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