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One day a boy comes home from school and says...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by vinyl junkie, Jan 17, 2004.

  1. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

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  2. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

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  3. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

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  4. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    Eh, i knew it with a rabbi.
  5. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

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    i knew it with the bernstien bears...oh well
  6. 1HalfOfMe

    1HalfOfMe Member

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    7 outa 10...good job
  7. enueone

    enueone Member

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    2 hookers are workin a corner...

    1 hooker says to the other "hey you ever been picked up by the fuzz??"

    the other hooker says "nope, but i've been swung around by the tits"

  8. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

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    *whomp* *whomp* *whomp* smh
  9. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

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    :lol: Shit's funny.

    Enue's joke too.
  10. Hoblow

    Hoblow Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2003 Messages: 1,618 Likes Received: 12
    I got new car stereo the other day, a real high tech one. When you say "rock", it plays rock, when you say "pop", it plays pop and when kids run onto the road and you have to swurve around them and you scream out "fucking kids!", it plays Michael Jackson.
  11. krie

    krie Guest

    :lol: good jokes, i like the hooker one


    Joined: Apr 30, 2002 Messages: 711 Likes Received: 0
    this guy wants to become a monk, so he goes to the mountains and joins the monks. he can only say 2 words a year, aside from all the prayers and what nots he has to recite. after the first year the higher monks ask to hear his two words, to which he replies:
    After the second year he goes to the higher monks and says:
    Another year goes by and he says to the higher monks:
    "I quit!", and the higher monks are like, "well no shit, you've been doing nothing but complaining since you got here."