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One day a boy comes home from school and says...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by vinyl junkie, Jan 17, 2004.

  1. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie 12oz Elite Member

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    One day a boy comes home from school and says...

    Discussion started by vinyl junkie - Jan 17, 2004

     
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  2. gfreshsushi

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    gfreshsushi - Replied Jan 17, 2004

    nothin but class.
     
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  3. When

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    When - Replied Jan 17, 2004

    heyo!
     
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  4. Pinup

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    Pinup - Replied Jan 17, 2004

    Eh, i knew it with a rabbi.
     
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  5. i11igul

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    i knew it with the bernstien bears...oh well
     
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    7 outa 10...good job
     
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    enueone - Replied Jan 17, 2004

    2 hookers are workin a corner...

    1 hooker says to the other "hey you ever been picked up by the fuzz??"

    the other hooker says "nope, but i've been swung around by the tits"

    :crazy:
     
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  8. 2 blaazed

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    *whomp* *whomp* *whomp* smh
     
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    :lol: Shit's funny.

    Enue's joke too.
     
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    Hoblow - Replied Jan 17, 2004

    I got new car stereo the other day, a real high tech one. When you say "rock", it plays rock, when you say "pop", it plays pop and when kids run onto the road and you have to swurve around them and you scream out "fucking kids!", it plays Michael Jackson.
     
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    krie - Replied Jan 17, 2004

    :lol: good jokes, i like the hooker one
     
  12. VAITOMANOCU

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    VAITOMANOCU - Replied Jan 17, 2004

    this guy wants to become a monk, so he goes to the mountains and joins the monks. he can only say 2 words a year, aside from all the prayers and what nots he has to recite. after the first year the higher monks ask to hear his two words, to which he replies:
    "Bed...hard."
    After the second year he goes to the higher monks and says:
    "Food...Bad."
    Another year goes by and he says to the higher monks:
    "I quit!", and the higher monks are like, "well no shit, you've been doing nothing but complaining since you got here."
     
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