Dirty_habiT Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 My little brother ordered this, it just got here this morning.... I tried some a minute ago and I'm not a chicken when it comes to hot sauce, but this shit seriously has my nose snifflin, forehead sweating, and tears coming out of my eyes. Check out davesgourmet.com they have alot of good stuff there, my friend introduced me to the "Insanity" sauce... He gave me like half a bottle of it that had been in his fridge forever, him and his family weren't eating it very fast... Well it found it's new home in my fridge here at home and didn't last long, my brother and I enjoy burning our mouths.... So we finished off that bottle in a couple week's time and decided to research on the internet to find more. Well we ended up going with the "Ultimate Insanity" sauce, at first appearance when we got it out of the styrofoam peanuts, the sauce was definitely darker red than the Insanity sauce we had before. This shit really is not a joke, it has actually hot pepper extract in it and the bottle recommends using it for cooking and sparingly at that.... "one drop at a time" it says on the bottle. So if you like really hot sauce, give this stuff a try, we also picked out some of "Hurtin Jalapeno" sauce, and it's not too spicey at all but it has an excellent jalapeno flavor. I'm really just posting this thread to let you all know that this shit is good but I'd imagine it's akin to spraying pepper spray in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Don't touch your junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 j00 4r3 t3h m4n! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 fiery butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 liquid poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 These high powered hot sauces have no good pepper flavour, just a burn. They're ok for making a pot of chili hotter, but that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 pussies can't handle their spice.... *sigh* bring it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 well the jalapeno sauce has a very good flavor, but that other stuff.... pretty much just burns the shit out of yoru mouth. Chili.... that's exactly what I was thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 i got a bottle of "woman scorned" a few years ago, i still have it, it burns my testicular fortitude and puts me to shame as a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 At school there's a hot sauce tray and among the different brands there is one called "Hemmroid Helper" which contains in very large print a warning label that states "Irritates and inflames hemmroids". Another one has a picture of a guy sitting on a toilet looking very much in pain and says "If you think it's hot going down, well...you get the picture". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I am just happy with tabasco, was going to post a pic of the bottle, but image search gave me this. seems strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Cosa Nostra Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 This stuff is so good. And it really is good on everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Oct 4 2005, 02:25 PM pussies can't handle their spice.... *sigh* bring it!!! Quoted post Hahaha. I can't believe you just called people pussies and then posted a picture of fucking run of the mill weak ass tabasco sauce in a thread about Dave's Insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Seriously, that shit is no joke. One drop is waaaay more than enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 spicy things give me the shits. boo for hot sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WetPussy Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I once got hot sauce in my eye somehow, i thought i was gonna go blind yo! I was cooking and it somehow went straight into my eye. close your eyes and imagine that shit happening to you. I also know some people that live together, like 5 of them, and they sometimes put some real real hot sauce in their roomates mouths and even in their eyes and ears when their asleep. those bastards, i think they put it in my eye once when i was too fucked up to drive home so i crashed there, i woke up and my eye was fucked up, and it stayed all fucked up for almost two weeks! it wasnt an illness cause i know it wasnt, it had nothing like an illness, it was some bullshit hot sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Sounds like a bunch of winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I can't even stand anything remotely hot, as it burns when coming out, and I don't like to punish that part of me at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 5, 2005 Author Share Posted October 5, 2005 Well that hot sauce I have is THE hottest I've ever tasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irobpeople Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 daves will fuck u up i had a little and i felt like shit for a long time :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 nothing like some ass reaper hot sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Not for People with Heart or Respiratory Problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 this shit looks serious http://www.hotsauceworld.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I just had a portugese chilli burger which was absolutely drowned in chilli sauce. It was so mild and this is coming from someone who can't hand chilli kettle chips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 this shit is hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Ass Reaper! Haemorroid Helper! That shit looks serious! What do they make it with? Acid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus+Oct 4 2005, 06:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Biggus Dickus - Oct 4 2005, 06:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Oct 4 2005, 02:25 PM pussies can't handle their spice.... *sigh* bring it!!! Quoted post Hahaha. I can't believe you just called people pussies and then posted a picture of fucking run of the mill weak ass tabasco sauce in a thread about Dave's Insanity. Quoted post [/b] it's not quality, it's quantity. i grew up on this stuff.. it's the best there is flavorwise. but yea, it's not that hot.... i'm just starting shit because i'm cajun and i'm allowed to do that. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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