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Olympic comment

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beer me, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. beer me

    beer me New Jack

    Joined: Jun 23, 2004 Messages: 99 Likes Received: 0
    Now that the olympics are over and Im back to watching my reg. 5:00 simpsons everynight Lets look back at some of the actual comments made by announcers (and athletes).


    1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

    4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

    5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
    expect the same thing again."

    6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
    it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

    8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
    eleven Dicks on the field."

    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
     
  2. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    that's some funny shit right there!
     
  3. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"



    best one in my opinion
     
  4. sneak

    sneak Guest

    lol
    no shit Einstein!
     
  5. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    AHAHAHAHA
     
  6. justaname

    justaname Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 807 Likes Received: 22
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Dare I point out the reasons why this is not an actual Olympic quote and face the wrath of ruining this otherwise funny and topical thread?
     
  8. sounds like exactly the stuff bush would say
     
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    ^ Party Pooper Oner
     
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  11. beer me

    beer me New Jack

    Joined: Jun 23, 2004 Messages: 99 Likes Received: 0
    I personaly think the boxing one is the best haha
     
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