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Now that the olympics are over and Im back to watching my reg. 5:00 simpsons everynight Lets look back at some of the actual comments made by announcers (and athletes).

 

 

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

 

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

 

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

 

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

 

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can

expect the same thing again."

 

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like

it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

 

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

 

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got

eleven Dicks on the field."

 

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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Originally posted by beer me

 

 

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got

eleven Dicks on the field."

 

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

 

AHAHAHAHA

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