beer me Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Now that the olympics are over and Im back to watching my reg. 5:00 simpsons everynight Lets look back at some of the actual comments made by announcers (and athletes). 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 that's some funny shit right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" best one in my opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by beer me 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." lol no shit Einstein! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by beer me 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" AHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Originally posted by beer me 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Originally posted by beer me 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." Dare I point out the reasons why this is not an actual Olympic quote and face the wrath of ruining this otherwise funny and topical thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 sounds like exactly the stuff bush would say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 ^ Party Pooper Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Be Quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer me Posted September 3, 2004 Author Share Posted September 3, 2004 I personaly think the boxing one is the best haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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