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Old guys at bars

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Feb 8, 2003.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    I love the old dudes at bars....you know the ones alone or in crowds of "singles" dancing like tools to Red Red Wine trying to pick up the waitress's and the underage girls.I can't wait to be that guy I've even started buying the uniform.


    Tight black jeans
    cowboy boots
    plaid shirt long sleved must be tucked in(if your a go getter WHICH I am you may role the selves up)
    hair dye from grey to og colour of course!
    nasty leather jacket


    Tonight I was playing pool at a pool hall and there was a group of homo old guys and this one guy kept dancing alone like I'm talking Billy Idol alone noone dances at this place.He was sporting his uniform and was going off when U-B40 came on.I wanted to kill him to save him from my homie Steve's jokes.


    Do I have to get jumped in to that crew? or do I just have to go thru a mesy devorse?Fr8o your well on your way with that fill me in dog.
     
  2. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    I could also chalk that up as an Elivs sighting too he looked like a mix of dead on the shitter Elvis and stud Elvis.........which means nothing to a 17 year old that ran of money an hour ago and is willing to blow a guy for a zima
     
  3. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    haha. dont forget moustache. and drinking bud in bottles no matter what the special is.
     
  4. 455

    455 Guest



    hahahahahahhaha....that;s fuckin' grwaT,MAN....HOLY SHIT.....I aklr43eady feel like aN ARTIFACT at the pub....and I'm only 28.....shit....the mean streaks came out in full force tonight.....it was fun.... haha.lol.....whatever.
     
  5. RAGSOE

    RAGSOE New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 1
    455, let's start our old guys club. we'll call it "let's go git us sum pritty lil gals" or some shit. i don't really look that old yet, but i still feel like a old pervert when i'm pubbing.
     
  6. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    i aspire to be thart creepy old guy in about 15years
    theres thius guy bob where i drink that is always there hitting oin chicks
    hes fickin funny and sometimres ends up with soime ugly pussy
    byut it makes him happy, so its all good
     
  7. 455

    455 Guest

    fuck yeah.....I'm down.....I feel like I'm 50 when I walk into some bars.....and I look like I'm 19......but the fact that you know you are in your late 20's is scary.......in 2 years I'll be 30.......and I could probab;y wa;k into any high school and not get sweatewd....not that I'd want to.....but...anyway.....I sold a painting tonight atr a bar and got a 70 dollar tab......and it's gone.....ahahaha.....fuck it though...I got to keep it dirtbag......yo rags,come with ......... next time he rollls through....you'll have a blast....and you got a place to crash.
     
  8. sneak

    sneak Guest

    dammit, that sounds like what i want to be when i grow up...rorz
     
  9. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    were you hanging out with my dad
     
  10. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    maybe :eek:
     
  11. landofdalost

    landofdalost Guest

    ha

    the worst is when you sit at a bar and they hold conversations with you like they are related n shit.....they come up with the funniest shit ever too...... the best is them underage girls who get in with the fake id's and act like they are hot shit... :lol: :lol: :lol: :nut:
     
  12. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

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    TT my dad is that guy man! he tells me about his 17 year old prospects ahahahaha dudes wicked bad.



    I wanna be a sales rep for Just For Men and hook these dudes up!
     
  13. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    They also lovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee Shaggy songs!
     
  14. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    I went to some hose...well actually it was a double wide party...but it was some girls going away to the army get together and her dad was there...me and my friends we just sat around with him andgot shit faced and talked shit...old guys are fucking cool as hell.
     
  15. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Frate Raper = Dyslexic
     
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