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OLD BAG PLUMMETS 9 STORIES

Discussion in 'News' started by POIESIS, May 13, 2005.

  1. POIESIS

    POIESIS Member

    Joined: Aug 10, 2004 Messages: 879 Likes Received: 0
    69-year-old woman survives 9-story fall

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    May 12, 2005  |  Fort Lauderdale, Fla. -- A 69-year-old woman who survived a nine-story fall from a condominium tower when she landed on canvas awning told rescuers she became dizzy after staying up all night packing for her return trip north.

    Gloria Jummati was cleaning her ninth-floor balcony Wednesday morning when she fell over the 42-inch railing. The part-time Florida resident was preparing to head back to the Chicago area with her husband.


    “She's very, very lucky,” police spokesman Andy Pallen said. “She'd better go buy a lottery ticket.”

    Rescuers said she was alert when they arrived, complaining only of a shoulder injury. She remained hospitalized Thursday at Broward General Medical Center.

    “Angels floated her down -- that was pretty much all we could come up with,” Fire-Rescue Lt. Shari Marshall said.

    http://www.salon.com/mwt/wire/2005/05/12/fall/index.html
     
  2. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    obviously.


    nah, but seriously... that's some lucky shit.
     
  3. the ugly duckling

    the ugly duckling Junior Member

    Joined: May 5, 2005 Messages: 101 Likes Received: 0
    9 stories. thats a real good fall. i wanna meet this lady.
     
  4. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    OH SHIT, I FORGOT TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET! FUCK!
     
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    How is it miraculous?
    She landed on a canvas awning.
    Canvas, thats what the firefighters use to catch jumpers when shit is on fire and people are jumping out of windows and shit to beat the heat.

    And her being 69 has nothing to do with shit, ive met some old people who are pretty tough for their age.
    Eating glass and shit, son.
     
  6. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    ^dude, just let the old lady be awesome.
     
  7. POIESIS

    POIESIS Member

    Joined: Aug 10, 2004 Messages: 879 Likes Received: 0
    it's so awesome i wish it happened to me.
     
  8. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    NO!
    She will be awesome when she has a house full of cats who do her bidding.

    Hahaha old bag...
     
  9. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    anybody see the clip of the crack head that jumped a bunch stories to avoid getting arrested. Landed, survived, got up and ran about 10 feet before collapsing under a bag of crackie broken bones? I think it was on a faces of death video. Could he have been so high that the drugs kept his heart beating?
     
  10. hopeizm

    hopeizm Member

    Joined: Oct 3, 2003 Messages: 578 Likes Received: 1
    Thats got to be like some Ateam type of shit where they jump out of a hotel onto an awning....sorry just a thought hahaha
     
  11. obgenius

    obgenius New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2005 Messages: 6 Likes Received: 0
    I thought this story was bull when I heard it on the news at first.
     
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