mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Shit goddamnit. How come every time i go out with the ex she has to look sexier and smell better than ever before. How come we have more shit to talk about now that we are friends than when we were together. This is completely fuck shit but I guess thats the way it has to be. And now for the poll. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 move on.. just cruise on into a bar/club, and in your head be bouncing to "cuz im a mother fuckin p i m p" and you'll be fine :ballcap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 dont do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 I say Boogie Hands. But, if i knew, i would let you know. And Yuck, if you figure this out first... hollatchaboy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 I say you win in the end cause even if you don't get back with said chick... you've still got being single and calling yourself yuck. Post a picture of the girly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 She has dark brown hair now. and a flower in her hair. And she smells real good. And she's a dork for extra bonus points. Im taking this down in a few minutes so get your peeks in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 i had to seriously think if i should quote you or not, but i decided not to be a bitch. i dunno. i think you could probably do better... yeah, yuck can do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 Awww shit. It's not all about looks but damn. I should get a better picture of her. She is pretty damn hot. Plus she smells good. I'll post new pictures of her around Tuesday. Something about that picture makes her fingers look....Mutant like?:P Wait...so are you interested in mr.yuck. Im just a few hours away.:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Mr. Yuck, you are playing this wrong. ALL WRONG. If you keep being available for your ex-girlfriend whenever she wants you, you will end up in "non-ejaculation land" aka THE FRIEND ZONE. Once she finds a dude to have sex with she's going to throw you out like bad milk. You need to be that sexy unattainable stud she once wanted. Your life may have revolved around her when you guys were together, but now you guys are EX's and she needs to recognize that you have a life outside of her. If she wants to chat about movies or the weather, she can always call her girlfriends... Fuck Ya'll/The Game Keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck Wait...so are you interested in mr.yuck. Im just a few hours away.:D :lol: Mr.Yuck=E-P.I.M.P.</span> PINK BLACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Alright, peeped it. Yea, if she's your match you can get her back.. I was just curious what she looked like, that shit doesn't really play a factor. Be fucking Don Knots... You're yuckski you goofy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Also.... don't listen to my advice. I have never been in a serious relationship my whole life. Fuck Ya'll/Commitment Phobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 ball till you fall yuck, ball till you fall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 Nah i only see her once every couple months cuz she goes to school in a different city. Im over her and dont really care if we get back together but it would be cool. Cuz she smells really good now.:D But for real though, I dont ever think about her until she is around... fuck this. Eyo. 26 In a few months some wheres around summer time im doin a tour of the east coast. When i come up your way we can go rob hookers and shit. This thread is now officially about robbing hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck This thread is now officially about robbing hookers. had i known that, i would have given some advice,,,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 I dont usually believe in second chances but in this case, go for it.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Hey man, never look a gift horse in the mouth. But you'd have to provide a photo for me to make my final and all-important judgement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 here it is again for the tardy folks .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Hmmmm, lesseee...keep her on the side like a pot of macaroni and heat her up when you start getting hungry. Range out, look for new blood....don't cling to the past. Man, didn't anyone learn anything from the Pharcyde? Dude, you can do better. That's my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by mr.yuck think about her until she is around... fuck this Eyo. 26 In a few months some wheres around summer time im doin a tour of the east coast. When i come up your way we can go rob hookers and shit. This thread is now officially about robbing hookers. Shiiiiit maaaaang. I'm glad someone else shares my glorious amusement in how good of times this could be. You've got some rollerblades, right? My area's good and hilly so you just grab the purse, hip check, and move. I'll get us some hockey sticks for the Yuckston Eastern Seaboard Blackout 04. ...and as far as the girly goes I hear you on the smelling good part. One thing I notice about dorky chicks and girls that are just fun to bang on is the dorks always smell like fruity candy... I swear to god that shit gets caught up in your brain between coming and falling asleep with a titty in your hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 Mannn. I got a new girly goin as we speak. Im not to fond of her but she has tits as big as my head. Im trying to figure out what ethnicity she is but i think it might be... i dunno native american or maybe middle east. If only she wasnt sooo....dumb. What a dumb bitch. Any who... Yuckston Eastern Seaboard Blackout 04. mr.yuck: Beatin up niggas in a town near you. Yeah for real though I might have some skates tucked away some where if they still fit. A stick would make the job so much easier. Hahaha. Im gonna get stabbed before the whole thing is over with. I can feel it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 I'm in the same boat as far as the 'chick with tits the size of my head that I can't really tolerate as a person' thing goes, she's coming out here to visit in a week. Luckily I'm not paying for the airfair. Fuck all of that noise. Post pictures of the new girl. I plan on getting a camera here in the next few weeks with some long over-due tax returns.. I'll start documenting my ventures like all you freaks. YESB04! CHECK YOUR SHOES IN, BITCHES By the way, I've got a 3 inch goatee right now so keep growing our the facefuzz... we'll look like Anglo-Day-Of-The-Rope warriors with Fu Man Chu's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 <span style='color:black'>HAHAHAHA. I just shaved my gotee down short. I wont have pictures of the new girl until Monday. the only thing that is fucked up about her besides the fact that she is a complete fuck ass is I work with her dad all day. I dont know know if i could fuck her and then go work with her dad and be able to look him in the face. He already is looking at me like, "I know you are about to give my daughter the business."</span>:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Somehow get yourself into a wacky predicament involving nitrous and interrogating a small asian man on some Lethal Weapon 4 "business". "No, because I'm gonna be your baby's baby's daddy!" -Yuck Rock And fuggit.. if she's game.. get in where you spit in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Re: Okay this is the last time for one of these girl friend threads you'll see from m Originally posted by mr.yuck Shit goddamnit. How come every time i go out with the ex she has to look sexier and smell better than ever before. How come we have more shit to talk about now that we are friends than when we were together. This is completely fuck shit but I guess thats the way it has to be. And now for the poll. :lol: Ah geez. I can completely understand that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 IM GOING THROUGH THE EXACT SAME THING MR YUCK. I BROKE UP WITH MINE TWICE. SHE COMES OVER THE OTHER DAY AND I JUST REALISED THAT IM STILL MISSING HER AND WANT TO BE WITH HER. DAMN SHE WAS SO HOT MAN I SAW HER SHE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. SHE IS BITING THO. SO ALLS GOOD. IN THE WISE WORDS OF WAYNE CAMPBELL "SHE WILL BE MINE OH YES! SHE WILL BE MINE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 the worst is i go out w/ this girl dor 4 and half years and she wore a thong a hnagdful of times only when she was gettin all dressed up for me. now, she had a bangin body for a thong to work on too but complained she didnt want that stringstuck up her ass. whatever, panties looked dope on her too. so anyways, after we are no longer together we still hnag once in a while and she bends over in front of me and i see a thong pop up and was like whhhaaaaattt???? i didnt say anything bc i was in awe. so at a bar like a month later i called her out on it like why didnt u eever wore those for me? and shes like thats all i wear now. unlucky fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 attention 26sidedcube: The person posting above you has been hosed. That is all. ::end transmission:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 don't do it, homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 11, 2004 Author Share Posted January 11, 2004 Ahhhhhh. Good morning 12oz. Its great to see that I still come here after i get thouroughly trashed and complain about the x. Im feeling great this morning and the only problem im having is with the Colts. They need to go into crush mode and Destroy the Chiefs. Now i just need to figure out who im gonna call today. Today seems like a good day to go do something. Okay. Continue discussing hookers and football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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