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okay, sweethearts

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by test pattern, Jan 14, 2004.

  1. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    i'm going to do the same fucking thing makros did and see if i can hit three pages. ask me anything! <3
     
  2. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    why do guys only think about sex?

    and

    why do women think so much?
    all i do is think, think, think!
     
  3. bathoræ

    bathoræ Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2003 Messages: 529 Likes Received: 0
    yea, I'd like to know this too...
     
  4. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    What do you call all the extra skin around a vagina?


    Oh wait I already know the answer: A Woman
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    shit, i'll answer this one for you:

    men have a penis

    that's all there is to it
     
  6. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    typically, guys think about sex because it's so damned good for us. but lately, and i'm not really depressed or anything, i haven't had an erection unless i'm doing stuff with the lady. this is really weird for me. i haven't had an orgasm in months. i've only recently began thinking about sex with my girlfriend more (we just got together last month, she's taking things slow. that's really cool with me)

    women don't think MORE than men, they just think in a completely different way. i don't know what the fuck is up with you ladies.
     
  7. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    IF THE MARKET PRICE OF VINE RIPENED TOMATO'S IS $1277 PER TONNE THEN WHAT IS THE COST OF 439GRAMS OF VINE RIPENED TOMATO'S?
     
  8. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    I'm stumped(American).
     
  9. 1HalfOfMe

    1HalfOfMe Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 0
    you cant say i dont know when making an asking question thread...i think thats against the rules.

    sorry i dont think you can make it to three pages
     
  10. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    MAYBE I'LL JUST ASK MAKROS
     
  11. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Will I ever get laid without hair gel?
     
  12. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    roughly 62 cents.
     
  13. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    why was the most users ever online was 1122 on 06-25-2003 at 06:23 AM?
     
  14. bathoræ

    bathoræ Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2003 Messages: 529 Likes Received: 0
    That's what I'm saying.

    You'll never be up to par with fatbastard or Milton. Quit while you're ahead...

    :rolleyes:

    :lick:
     
  15. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    i have. you can too, baby. you can!



    i'm not "ahead" as it is. i don't really think anyone on the boards notice me.
     
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