lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I have been seeing this sweet P.R. female that gives great head and has such amazing skin (chocolate) on the other hand I started seeing this china girl that is so stretchable in bed, god help me she is about to break my rooster! Now I am having problems keeping both of these girls pleased, cause they want it all the time, freaks I tell you. OK, what should I do? Other details: PR is poor, china girl is rich, PR girl loves to hang out at the bar while china girl always want the expense shit. PR is 5'11 while china girl is about 5 even. PR girl has amazing tits, china girl has a nice fat ass, both have great tasting beavers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 lame ass nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 wow... sounds like your life really sucks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 uhmm.. ditch the expensive bitch.. she's only gonna wear your bank account thin, and probably leave you for a rich dude once she cleans out your savings. im not hatin..but the way you told this it sounds a bit far-fetched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 You sound like a .... (wait for it) (wait fooorrr iittt) lameassnigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 go asian... i dont know about the 5'11 mess... plus shes poor....pfffft.. asians like anal better too... i vote the chinese chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Yep I am a lameassnigga with pussy problems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by The Leader@Mar 18 2005, 01:32 PM You sound like a .... (wait for it) (wait fooorrr iittt) and now for something completely different! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 The chinese worship thier men! She'll wash your cloths, wash your dishes, and suck your toes. Seriously they are all freaks in bed, down for anything! See if you can fart in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 from vice magazine: excert from the guide to picking up chicks BLACKS We could write a whole article about this subject alone because, despite what the anthropologists in San Francisco tell you, black girls are different. To understand black girls you have to understand black guys. They are not indie-rock nerds. They lie a lot and they are never clingy. That means a) she is going to be totally skeptical about you from the get-go and b) if you are even the least bit clingy you are gone. When you come up to her do the basic "talking, laughing, fucking" school of thought but DO NOT talk about race. If she wants to bring it up that's fine, but you don't care. Just calmly buy her a drink and don't be fazed when she acts like she doesn't give a shit. Nobody gets a black girl talking without at least one "not interested." If you didn't know that, you probably have no fucking clue what you're getting into. Other crucial facts include: they are all scared of Marilyn Manson; they hate it when you step on the carpet; they think Chinese food is exotic and Thai food is from outer space; they love it when you call their parents "Sir" and "Ma'am;" they won't give you a blowjob for the first few months; they roll their eyes when you watch the Discovery channel; they will spend all day getting ready to go out; and finally, they cannot comprehend why anyone would listen to hardcore by choice (Minor Threat = white noise). Oh, and NEVER touch her fucking hair. That shit costs hundreds of dollars a month and if you fuck with it even in the slightest she will beat the shit out of you. Understand? She can't even get it wet. That's why they're all so scared of rain and swimming. They can't have a shower for the first few days after having their hair done and every night that shit gets wrapped up. That's why doggy style is so popular. If you can get through all that and still get her home, the fact that your dick is not 11 inches long and you can't fuck for more than 20 minutes is not exactly great news. However, you perform cunnilingus and that makes up for a lot (that's why black girls call white guys "Freaky"). Getting a black chick is one of the hardest things in the world, but once you finally gain her trust she will do anything for you. She will have your babies, get your name tattooed on her ass, and slap the shit out of any woman who looks at you. They're kind of like Parisians: mean at first but down for life once you get in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Can we have the rest of the races, Key? I don't really want to browse Vice's website to find that.. entertaining as it might be, I'm at work. Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Why do people insist on somewhat bragging/making up shit about girls all the time on this site? I know its an ego thing but for fucks sake. No one cares about your retarded ass problems. Go fucking make a blog on myspace or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 here's the full article, that I already posted: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62386 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 become a priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Key that shit is so true!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyLode@Mar 18 2005, 11:14 AM Go fucking make a blog on myspace or something... Quoted post hahahaha blogger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 yo lame... post a picture of both chics..easier to decide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Mar 18 2005, 10:34 AM here's the full article, that I already posted: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=62386 Quoted post AAHHHHH Big ups KEY..That shit was funny like a mothafuka...Ama have to print it out for my wife to read.."Black girls think Chinese food is exotic".. :haha: LATINAS This one's easy. NOBODY but Latino guys can lay Latina girls. Nobody even KNOWS these girls. You might as well try to fuck dead movie stars like Greta Garbo or Lily St. Claire or someone WOOO HOOOO.. :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Mar 18 2005, 09:52 AM from vice magazine: BLACKS , despite what the anthropologists in San Francisco tell you, black girls are different. . Quoted post Aint that the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 I will post profiles on monday, although so far I think the china girl is winning on the feedback. Thanks you bunch of perverted bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 you know what the funniest part of this is? that you keep referring to the chinese girl as 'china girl' and i keep thinking the wrestler chick with the 8 inch clit and i keep feeling sorry for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I don't see what the problem is. You can't juggle two chicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Mar 18 2005, 08:35 PM you know what the funniest part of this is? that you keep referring to the chinese girl as 'china girl' and i keep thinking the wrestler chick with the 8 inch clit and i keep feeling sorry for you. Quoted post You retard that's china doll, watch the surreal life. :china: :china: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDispenser@Mar 18 2005, 08:47 PM I don't see what the problem is. You can't juggle two chicks? Quoted post I wish it was that simple, it's just that they are both sexual demon's, so it's very hard to juggle at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 ahh, but it is. give them the gift of missing you. the word no has amazing power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDispenser@Mar 18 2005, 09:00 PM ahh, but it is. give them the gift of missing you. the word no has amazing power. Quoted post Nice, didn't really think about that , might just give it a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 smoke that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 just keep fucking them both they are women, so the chances of you a. getting them off your back b. pleasing either one of them totally is low, so just get what you can out of it or, if you can't handle the sex (yeah, i bet all the guys on this board would claim to be able to easily handle two sex demons, when what's likely is, most of these guys would prolly have a tough time handling one) ..get them together.. duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Yeap thats the best advice your gonna get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I'd like to try and handle a sex demon. One with a good personality though. That doesn't talk about sex when we aren't having it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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