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OK I have a problem!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by lameassnigga, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. lameassnigga

    lameassnigga Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2004 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    I have been seeing this sweet P.R. female that gives great head and has such amazing skin (chocolate) on the other hand I started seeing this china girl that is so stretchable in bed, god help me she is about to break my rooster!

    Now I am having problems keeping both of these girls pleased, cause they want it all the time, freaks I tell you.
    OK, what should I do?

    Other details:
    PR is poor, china girl is rich, PR girl loves to hang out at the bar while china girl always want the expense shit.
    PR is 5'11 while china girl is about 5 even. PR girl has amazing tits, china girl has a nice fat ass, both have great tasting beavers!!!
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    lame ass nigga
  3. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    wow... sounds like your life really sucks.....
  4. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0

    ditch the expensive bitch.. she's only gonna wear your bank account thin, and probably leave you for a rich dude once she cleans out your savings.

    im not hatin..but the way you told this it sounds a bit far-fetched.
  5. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    You sound like a .... (wait for it)

    (wait fooorrr iittt)

  6. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,347 Likes Received: 683
    go asian...

    i dont know about the 5'11 mess...
    plus shes poor....pfffft..

    asians like anal better too...

    i vote the chinese chick
  7. lameassnigga

    lameassnigga Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2004 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    Yep I am a lameassnigga with pussy problems!
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    and now for something completely different!
  9. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    The chinese worship thier men! She'll wash your cloths, wash your dishes, and suck your toes. Seriously they are all freaks in bed, down for anything!

    See if you can fart in her mouth.
  10. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    from vice magazine:

    excert from the guide to picking up chicks
    • BLACKS
      We could write a whole article about this subject alone because, despite what the anthropologists in San Francisco tell you, black girls are different. To understand black girls you have to understand black guys. They are not indie-rock nerds. They lie a lot and they are never clingy. That means a) she is going to be totally skeptical about you from the get-go and b) if you are even the least bit clingy you are gone.

      When you come up to her do the basic "talking, laughing, fucking" school of thought but DO NOT talk about race. If she wants to bring it up that's fine, but you don't care. Just calmly buy her a drink and don't be fazed when she acts like she doesn't give a shit. Nobody gets a black girl talking without at least one "not interested."

      If you didn't know that, you probably have no fucking clue what you're getting into. Other crucial facts include: they are all scared of Marilyn Manson; they hate it when you step on the carpet; they think Chinese food is exotic and Thai food is from outer space; they love it when you call their parents "Sir" and "Ma'am;" they won't give you a blowjob for the first few months; they roll their eyes when you watch the Discovery channel; they will spend all day getting ready to go out; and finally, they cannot comprehend why anyone would listen to hardcore by choice (Minor Threat = white noise). Oh, and NEVER touch her fucking hair. That shit costs hundreds of dollars a month and if you fuck with it even in the slightest she will beat the shit out of you. Understand? She can't even get it wet. That's why they're all so scared of rain and swimming. They can't have a shower for the first few days after having their hair done and every night that shit gets wrapped up. That's why doggy style is so popular.

      If you can get through all that and still get her home, the fact that your dick is not 11 inches long and you can't fuck for more than 20 minutes is not exactly great news. However, you perform cunnilingus and that makes up for a lot (that's why black girls call white guys "Freaky"). Getting a black chick is one of the hardest things in the world, but once you finally gain her trust she will do anything for you. She will have your babies, get your name tattooed on her ass, and slap the shit out of any woman who looks at you. They're kind of like Parisians: mean at first but down for life once you get in there.
  11. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    Can we have the rest of the races, Key? I don't really want to browse Vice's website to find that.. entertaining as it might be, I'm at work.

  12. JohnnyLode

    JohnnyLode Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2003 Messages: 460 Likes Received: 0
    Why do people insist on somewhat bragging/making up shit about girls all the time on this site? I know its an ego thing but for fucks sake. No one cares about your retarded ass problems. Go fucking make a blog on myspace or something...
  13. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
  14. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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  15. lameassnigga

    lameassnigga Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2004 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    Key that shit is so true!!!