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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by *<IMMA_COP>*, Aug 7, 2005.

  1. *<IMMA_COP>*

    *<IMMA_COP>* New Jack

    Joined: Aug 7, 2005 Messages: 8 Likes Received: 0
    :five-o: :five-o: :five-o:
    O.K. EVERYONE STAY CALM, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD. WE CAN ALL MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ALIVE IF YOU JUST CO-OPERATE. I KNOW YOU DIDNT MEEN TO HURT ANYBODY, AND I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO DO THIS TO SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY. I'M SORRY THAT SOCIETY AS A WHOLE HAS LET YOU DOWN, BUT I WONT. C'MON WE'RE BUDDIES. YOU KNOW I WOULDNT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. I'VE PUT MY NECK OUT FOR YOU AGAIN AND I CANT LET IT GO WRONG THIS TIME OR WE'LL BOTH BE DEAD(WELL THEY WILL SHOOT YOU, MY CAREER WILL JUST BE OVER). LOOK I KNOW WHY YOU REQUESTED TO SPEAK WITH ME, BUT MAN LOOK, YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT INGRID AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. I NEVER MEANT TO STEAL HER FROM YOU, BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES...ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER ETC...ETC... AND I KNOW THAT THAT WAS WHAT YOU WANTED TO NAME YOUR KIDS.BUT LOOK AT IT AS A COMPLIMENT, WE JUST LOVED THE NAMES YOU HAD BEEN SAYING FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS, AND WE JUST WENT WITH THEM. I'M SORRY, WE NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. THE ONE THING I REALY DONT UNDERSTAND IS WHY YOU ARE STANDING IN THIS CONVENIENCE SHOP, HOLDING PEOPLE HOSTAGE, AND WEARING THAT POSSUM COSTUME ALL BECAUSE HERRS®© STOPPED MAKING SALT AND VINIGAR CHIPPS. YA KNOW THER ARE LIKE MASS AMOUNTS OF THE PRODUCT IN A WAREHOUSE IN SOUTHERN OHIO, WE COULD GO THERE TOGETHER, AND GET THEM ALL FOR OURSELVES...YEAH WAIT A MINUTE...NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY. YOU TAKE ONE OF THE HOSTAGES INTO THE BATHROOM WITH YOU, EXCHANGE CLOTHES WITH HIM, AND JUST AS YOU ARE BOTH EXITING THE BATHROOM, HAND HIM YOUR GUN, RUN LIKE HELL AND START SCREAMING "THANK YOU LORD FOR LETTING ME GO, THANK YOU FOR SAVING THIS INNOCENT MAN!). UNDOUBTABLY HE WILL START CHASING YOU, AND YELLING INCOHEARENTLY, AND WITH A BIT OF LUCK START SHOOTING, IN WITCH CASE THE POLICE WILL "FIRE AT WILL, SHOOT TO KILL". HE WILL DIE NOT BEING ABLE TO POINT OUT THE REAL PERPATRATOR,K LEAVING YOU TO WALK THE STREETS AS A FREE MAN. AND IN JUST A FEW SHORT DAYS WE WILL PROCEED TO OHIO AND PULL THE LARGEST POTATO CHIP HEIGHST IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. OUR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN WILL HAIL US AS THE MOST IMPORTANT PATRIOTS OF MODERN TIMES, AND THEY WILL SHOWER US WITH ICED TEA AND BEER TO DRINK WITH OUR NEW FOUND SALTY, BITTER SPOILS OF CONQUEST.......
    THREEE CHEERS FOR THE S&V LIBORATORS THEY WILL EXCLAIM.
    HIP, HIP, HOORAY! HIP, HIP, HOORAY! HIP, HIP, HOORAY!
    THANK YOU KIND SIRS THEY WILL SAY AS FRIED POTATO TREATS ADORNED WITH THE FINEST SALTS AND THE PUREST OF VINIGARS FALL FROM THE SKY'S.

    LONG LIVE THE LIBERATION, LONG LIVE THE UNITED STATES OF THESE BEAUTIFUL AMERICAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AND MAY GOD BLESS ALL OF OUR HOMES, FAMILYS, PETS, AND FANCY CARS.
    :five-o: :five-o: :five-o:
     
  2. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    Sadly, I was the first to reply to this.



    But I didn't read it. Basically I don't read anything that is in all caps.
     
  3. uephoric drips

    uephoric drips Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2005 Messages: 319 Likes Received: 0
    make it shorter, to lazy to read so much.>_<
     
  4. *<IMMA_COP>*

    *<IMMA_COP>* New Jack

    Joined: Aug 7, 2005 Messages: 8 Likes Received: 0
    BUT SERIOUSLY, I JUST STARTED WRITING GRAFF LIKE A WEAK AGO, AND WASN'T SURE WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO. I DONT HAVE ANYONE TO TEACH ME, LETTERS STYLES, HISTORY, HOW TO SPEAK THE "LINGO". I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DOWNLOAD AS MANY RUN DMC, PUBLIC ENEMY, AND WU-TANG CLAN VIDEOS AS POSSIBLE, AND I HAVE EVEN BEEN GOING TO THE CITY TO OBSERVE "URBAN" CULTURES. I HOPE THAT SOMEONE HERE CAN SEE THAT I HAVE ALOT OF HEART, AND WOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE ME SOME POINTERS ON HOW TO GET STARTED, OR PERHAPSE WHAT ARE SOME "ILL" SPOTS, OR SOME "FRESH GEAR" I COULD MAYBE HAVE MY MOTHER PURCHASE FOR ME THE NEXT TIME SHE IS SHOPPING FOR ME AND MY SISTER.
    WELL THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, SIGNING OFF FOR THE MOMENT,

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$BIG MONEY AMCRON 650$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    IF YOU NEED TO, MY E-MAIL IS SSTTAANNDD_BBYY_MMEE@YAHOO.COM
    THANX
     
  5. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    You don't know what to do to start graffing??

    Obviously, you first must drink a cup of punch spiked with at least FIVE cyanide pills and if you're enough of a man to take that, you will be magically granted with superb graffin' skills. That's all there is to it.
     
  6. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
  7. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    damn! this guy is fucking hilarious! i'm so glad we've got a new gimmick poster in ch. 0. especially one with such a clever approach to comedy.
     
  8. *<IMMA_COP>*

    *<IMMA_COP>* New Jack

    Joined: Aug 7, 2005 Messages: 8 Likes Received: 0
    WOW, DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'M VERY GLAD YOU DIG MY STYLE. EXCEPT THE ONE THING I DONT GET IS WHATS SO FUNNY...I TOOK A CHANCE ON COMMING ON HERE TO TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT I FIND IS A FACINATING CULTURAL MOVEMENT (MIGHT I ADD ONE I WOULD ENJOY TAKING PART IN FOR MANY YEARS TO COME), AND I THREW IN A LITTLE STORY SO THAT PEOPLE HOPEFULLY WOULDNT THINK THEY WERE CHEATED FOR THEIR TIME, BUT THANK YOU "AZERT" FOR THE CYANIDE PUNCH TIP. I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE OF YOU MIGHT KNOW WHERE TO ACQUIRE SAID PUNCH ADDITIVE. I HAVE ALSO HEARD OF SOMETHING ON THE NEWS AND SEVERAL OF MY URBAN AQUAINTENCES ARE CALLING "DUST". IF ANYONE CAN HELP ME WITH THIS ALSO IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
    THANK YOU,
    ----------------------< A M C R O N 6 5 0 > -----------------------
     
  9. Daddy Screw

    Daddy Screw Member

    Joined: Jun 15, 2002 Messages: 551 Likes Received: 29
    haha.quite funny. I believe you....
     
  10. source

    source Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2004 Messages: 167 Likes Received: 0
    i think hes really serious.
     
  11. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Psssst. Dust is no joke man.























    Shit leads to [​IMG]
     
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
     
  13. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    this isnt funny at all. who ever is undercover, get a new name and try again. and without the caps.
     
  14. Johnny Blaze

    Johnny Blaze Member

    Joined: Jul 31, 2005 Messages: 572 Likes Received: 2
    wheakness to a max power of non-readage.
     
  15. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
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