RumPuncher Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 http://www.eskimo.com/~elladan/canada.png'> Hate on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 1st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 ....i guess im free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Gold! Space Program: Made a robot arm once. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 At least the women are 'hot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Gold! Space Program: Made a robot arm once. haha Best Quote Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 27, 2003 Author Share Posted May 27, 2003 check this fark with tonnes* of Canuk Jokes. *tonnes sounds metric to me! http://www.prism.gatech.edu/~gte176q/5.jpg'> http://expiredmilk.com/bn/misc/canadasucks.jpg'> http://mywebpages.comcast.net/kipin/sars.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 PS celine dion needs to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 Originally posted by shoekeys PS celine dion needs to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 hahaha, that's nothin' kilo, have you seen the latest canadian edition of time? by the way, i don't think celine is canadian anymore..she seems to have quite the following in america..she migrated. so sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer she migrated. so sad. oh yeah... so very sad. :rolleyes: Her and Vegas were made for each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Canada really needs to be split from the North American continent and sold to the highest bidding continent. Fucking mad cow fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 split from north america? that's funny, i saw something by greg curnoe that he did, it was a map of north america re-drawn with canada and mexico sharing a border. byebye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser hahaha, wheres YG blood. HOLLA! atleast all are strip clubs are full nudity and have deuo nights where the get down with each other.... that is all:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogilny Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 you still have hockey...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by mogilny you still have hockey...... FUCK HOCKEY:mad2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood FUCK HOCKEY:mad2: .....START A RIOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alou Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 fuck hockey?? FUCK YOU :crazy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 EAT A DICK.... FUCK YOU:dazed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaZe Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 canada, here i come Canadian government moves to reduce pot penalties Police, U.S. officials warn of consequences Wednesday, May 28, 2003 Posted: 9:06 AM EDT (1306 GMT) Police, U.S. officials warn of consequences OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- The Canadian government overrode objections from the United States and police groups on Tuesday and introduced legislation to end criminal penalties for the possession of small amounts of marijuana. Under the bill, people caught with 15 grams (half an ounce, or enough for about 15 to 30 joints) or less of cannabis would only be fined, and criminal penalties would be reduced on those growing up to 25 marijuana plants. "We have to ask ourselves as a society, does it make sense that a person who makes a bad choice can receive the lasting burden of a criminal conviction?" asked Justice Minister Martin Cauchon. "A criminal conviction can limit career opportunities and make travel to other countries difficult. These factors, coupled with the possibility of a jail sentence, amount to sanctions that are disproportionate." He said police would have more resources to go after large growers, flourishing especially in British Columbia and Quebec, and maximum penalties would be increased for big growers. But Canadian Police Association Executive Officer David Griffin said police would have nowhere near enough resources to address the rising supply and said with no minimum sentences the courts would still be able to let growers off lightly. "What we are looking for is to send a clear message to Canada's young people that drugs are harmful, that drugs and driving kill and that people who sell drugs to kids will go to jail," Griffin said. "We asked for resources. We asked for support, and what we received instead was a hastily put-together package that's held together by Band-aids and duct tape." 'Canada is a different place with different values' U.S. anti-drug czar John Walters has warned that this law could force a clampdown at the U.S. border and thus potentially hurt the world's richest trading relationship. "What assurances can this government give us that its pet project on marijuana isn't going to jeopardize legitimate trade with the United States?" demanded Stephen Harper, leader of the Canadian Alliance, Parliament's largest party. "Canada is a different place with different values," Cauchon shot back. A dozen U.S. states actually already have decriminalized the possession of small amounts. California, for example, provides for a fine of $100 for one ounce (28.5 grams). Ohio lets people with as much as 100 grams off with a $100 fine. Canada would levy a C$150 ($110) fine on adults and C$100 for youth for up to 15 grams. For 15 to 30 grams, the Canadian bill would give police the discretion of handing out a fine or pressing for a summary conviction which, as at present, could result in up to six months in jail -- though that is rarely imposed now. The Canadian Alliance's Randy White said he had been prepared to support decriminalization of 5 grams, but he said 15 grams to 30 grams would raise questions of the person's intent. "If you're talking about someone carrying 50 to 60 joints with them, I'd hardly call that minor personal possession," he said. Bill's passage not assured Though Prime Minister Jean Chretien's Liberals have a comfortable majority in the House of Commons, the bill's passage is not in fact assured. Cauchon hopes it will pass by the end of the year. But the government's legislative agenda is complicated by the active race to replace Chretien as prime minister, particularly given the animosity between him and front-runner Paul Martin. In September the Liberals elect delegates to the party's November leadership convention. Ottawa is rife with speculation that the Parliament will simply grind to a halt in the autumn should Martin take an unassailable lead of delegates. Some of Martin's backers are among the loudest opponents of the marijuana bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by shoekeys PS celine dion needs to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 In a Ralph Wiggum voice: Oh Canada... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 In a Millhouse Van Houtten voice... Oh.. Den-e-mark... http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/milhouse_kindergarten.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Did you catch the episode where Moe talks about danish beer as the beer for kings? Or the one where Kent Brockman is at the opening of the new danish superstore SHØP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 Yep.. both of them. the references to Canada are almost constant. Magie's got a flag - 'America Junior' - 'Canada to hold referenerdum' I'm really impressed that you managed to make a 'Ø'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer by the way, i don't think celine is canadian anymore..she seems to have quite the following in america..she migrated. so sad. oh hell no. there is no way in hell we're claiming that egotistical ugly ass bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- 'Canada to hold referenerdum' I'm really impressed that you managed to make a 'Ø'. Uh, "Canada to hold referendum" - Can't talk now Marge, gotta read this... The letter Ø is part of our alphabet, along with Æ and Å... We got 28 letters in ours... And keyboards to match... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin oh hell no. there is no way in hell we're claiming that egotistical ugly ass bitch. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by Europe Uh, "Canada to hold referendum" - Can't talk now Marge, gotta read this... The letter Ø is part of our alphabet, along with Æ and Å... We got 28 letters in ours... And keyboards to match... :nut: where are the keys located? assuming you usw something similar to qwerty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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