Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 what are some of the fears you have about getting old ? mine are not being able to control your bladder, it be so bad when ur cruisin around the shops then bam! u just wet yaself.. also the fact that most old people stink they talk alotta crap too one good thing, you get a pensioners card, and you can skore free cups of coffee at McDonalds.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 speaking of bladders, i must go empty mine.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 - not being able to get a boner without using drugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 -driving like an old biddy..i fuckin cant stand old drivers! your liscense should be taken away at 50..dangerous ass people. -having to pay bills is gonna blow like woah. -having to worry about the future kids, and if theyre gonna either get knocked up/or knock some hoe up, and i'll end up payin for it. -i will never smell like an old person, i'll only smelll when im dead, maybe not even then.:idea: -not being able to see as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 my teeth falling out. best believe im gettin some ill gold open face dentures when that shit happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 i'll be happy if im old and grey and still have my wonderful defy :smiles: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Originally posted by rubbish heap being old and single.. that's gotta suck. yeah that would suck ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 im looking forward to being alcoholic and homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sh*nE Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Originally posted by XxSugarxX -having to pay bills is gonna blow like woah. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 what does everyone think the good part of getting old is ? grandkids ? retirement be cool as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 BAD = Living in a home :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 good? having your family with you. bad? living in a crappy retirement home. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Bad - needing frames etc to help you walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 deafness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 ah yes. that was over looked... deffiently aint looking forward to deafness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I'm all about being a cynical old man. As long as I have the energy to get in my wheelchair, go to a public place, and ruin everyone else's day, I'll be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 im going to have a heart attack at age 30, it runs in my family. sometimes my chest hurts, to remind me to live it up while i can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 fuck getting old, noone in my family has "aged gracfully" if i ever get to where i cant walk around by myself, i fucking hate hoverround commercials, they just need to put a fucking bullet in there heads1 oh your hear for a hoverround? come right back here and well put you out of your misery! what was i saying.... oh yeah. if i cant walk by myself or start to just ramdomly piss myself ill fucking put a bullet in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 if you dont wear a mask, your bladder wont work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Originally posted by krie - not being able to get a boner without using drugs... thats not really the case.....its because old women are really really ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 :lol:never thought of it that way before:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Originally said by the english comedian on leno thats not really the case.....its because old women are really really ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 necrosis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One_in_Ten Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 anything prostate related... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 i just dont wanna be bed ridden or unable to do shit that i wanna do.....and i wanna be able to sex up the misses too....and all that other good stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopsnew Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 nothing good about growing old. wiser? bull. you just don't give a shit anymore is all. that's the difference. [hallmarkmoment] i don't want to grow old without atleast once experiencing a passionate love affair. true love. if it even exists... and multiple orgasms. then i'll die happy [/hallmarkmoment] :n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL im looking forward to being alcoholic and homeless oh woooooooord?meet you at the shelter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 die young and leave a beautiful corpse. I plan on being cremated...so I guess I don't have to worry about the beautiful corpse part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 being alone saggy boobs your body generally failing on you and making it more difficult to be active teeth falling out becoming invisible being reliant on doctors and medicine - or on anything i am petrified of getting old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Crazy Very violent... at least the old people in my family arent as bad as my friends grandmother. She put her daughter in-law in the hospital, when her kids come to visit he she tries to give them bedtimes, and threatens to beat them with a belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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