$360 Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 so i started this job last week because im flat broke. there is no way in hell i would usually work at this place because its a cooperate resteraunt, and everone there is a fucking tool(why yes, that IS my new favorite word). but the fact is that the economy sucks ass, and i dont have much choice but to take the first job that comes my way. i knew from the begining that the uniforms were a bitch and taht i wouldnt look good in it, but it was worse than i thought once i accually put it on. To start, i have to wear white sneakers taht have good traction: http://au.image.sold.yahoo.com/users/9/7/1/1/bessybunt-img255x228-1034600092white_sneakers_best_side.jpg'> if there is a spot on the shoes that arnt white, they wont let you start youre shift until youve sat in the office and made the spot white with a white out pen. next, i have to wear white pants, which, are impossible to find. the only ones i could find were at filenes for $65.00!!!!!what the fuck????? http://www.oreficeltd.com/images/pants/white-pants.jpg'> they are dry clean only. i spend $8.00 after every shift to make sure they are clean, otherwise they wont let me on the floor. next i have my apron, white as well. i couldnt find a pic of a white apron, so youre going to have to use youre imagination. its the same as this black one, only, well, white. http://www.barsrus.com/The_Original_BarShop_0001/Product%20List%20File/apron2.jpg'> for a shirt, i have to wear a white long sleve button down shirt. also, way to expensive: http://www.vintagevoola.com/mens/m0085/m0085.jpg'> and finally, my only form of expression in this hell hole, my tie. you can wear just about any tie you want as long as its not "innapropiate". i decided, just to be obnoxious, to get a straight black tie: http://www.tablewraps.com/images/galleryimages/large/sheers/BLACK%20TIE%20SHEER3.gif'> please someone tell me youve had worse things to wear at work. i need some comfort about this right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 haha, i can't help you, but i CAN laugh at you;) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 i used to have to wear a apron that tied around my neck and finished at my knees, a lame ass shirt with pictures of meat and chicken on it. a stupid hat , and black shoes and black pants. i quit that job, now i work in an office/warehouse and i get to wear what eva i want too :ballcap: *But yeah, uniforms suck ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogilny Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 fuck those pants are ugly !!! i work for a collection office so i get to wear whatever i want to work...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 could be worse, you could work at 'hot dog on a stick' http://www.deniceduff.com/images/hotdog.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 I hope you get paid well to wear that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 http://www.grampastudios.com/images/subwayguy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 hahahahah yeah i guess it could be worse. and no i dont get paid well, try $2.50 an hour. granted, i make tips, but its not much. its just better than sitting at my house holding my dick all summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogilny Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 yea but masturbation is so good for you now.....:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by $360 $2.50 an hour. hahaha minimum wage is like 6 or 7 bucks here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Clean Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 I worked at a Boyscout camp a few summers ago. Yeah, for an organization that claims to not tolerate homosexuals, they certanly have some gay ass uniforms. fuckin short-shorts, knee high scoks and shit. fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by $360 i decided, just to be obnoxious, to get a straight black tie: http://www.tablewraps.com/images/galleryimages/large/sheers/BLACK%20TIE%20SHEER3.gif'> WOW!!! THat is soooooo obnoxious...:rolleyes:..!!! what the hell is that, a sailor tie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogilny Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL hahaha minimum wage is like 6 or 7 bucks here severs make less,because they get tips....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 yeah, I rock the monkey suit too homie. Sounds like you got a job at Johnny Rockets! lolz..thats the only restaurant I can think of that is that strict. You know what though. You could have saved some $$$ if you went and bought yourself some Dickies. Them shits come in solid white, and run for $16.00 a pair. The best thing...you can pass them off as work pants! Why? Cuzz thats what they are! Theyre comfy too. You dont have to dry clean them either. I work in an office, and I sport dickies. At first I had dockers..but those fuckin suck. Then I made a lil switch to dickies, my boss doesnt even trip...so, I bought a few more pairs. Buy you some potna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL hahaha minimum wage is like 6 or 7 bucks here in the USA it is $5.15 an hour. it is not a local issue. oh and by the way $360, one thing your employer wont tell you is that legally you do not have to share tips with the dishwashers. also, and this is a big one.. if your hourly wage plus tips does not equal at least minimum wage..your employer must make up the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 fucking hate uniforms... :mad2: :heated: :mad: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 http://www22.brinkster.com/ricarleite/mcdonalds.jpg'> i did this shit once. They kept telling me to shave so i finally told them to eat a dick. http://www.phinneysplace.com/burger-king.gif'> i also worked for them and this was pretty much my attitude about this job. It was cool working there cuz we acted a damn fool. Needless to say i got fired. http://people.albion.edu/dgh10/images/taco%20bell%20crew.jpg'> thats actually me on the left. (Is he joking? Who knows?) At anyrate i got fired from this job 5 days in a row. It wasn't that bad all we did was get drunk and smoke and sell drugs and fuck up peoples orders. I finally quit when they told me i had potential to be a manager. http://www.gerberouterwear.com/images/bike/top_gun_jumpsuit.jpg'> this was my carwash outfit without all the white gayness. That job was just like the movie 'the wash' It was great shit. Lots of embezzlement going on there my new uniform is gonna be some sharp shit though. I'll keep you updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 i like the taco bell nametag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 hot dog on a stick bitches are hot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Well long ago I worked at foot locker. and everywhere i went especially on brakes people would say shit lke "ISNT THE GAME THAT WAY? HAR HAR"...OR "HEY REF WHATS THE SCOOOORE??".... Now I get to where whatevers. but office type. no jeans etc. I think it would be fun to wear an apron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by mapo returns your employer must make up the difference. no shit?thats cool, but i dont think its will be a problem. this is a pretty nice place, and i didnt know jonny rockets was that strict. no, where i work i hat to take an exam, do 2 and a hal weeks of training. im not going to say where i work, but i am going to post this picture of my friend: *hint**hint* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 at least you guys work!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 she's a hottie... id bone her... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 that was the first place i thought of when you started posting your all white outfit. I was bullshitting around with my waitor when I was there like a month ago about how sexy he looked in all white. :D He was rockig some neon pink tie that had fuck you in small print all over it so it looked like a pattern from a distance. Funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 i feel for you, man...here's a tip, though...go to goodwill or salvation army...they always have white pants chillin on a rack...no one likes those things except for crocket and tubbs...i always used to go there when i needed a specific work uniform...cheap, and you don't have to care about the price, it'll always be under $8...hell, i shop there anyway, found some dope clothes and you aren't paying some company for the fucking label, you're helping poor people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat that was the first place i thought of when you started posting your all white outfit. I was bullshitting around with my waitor when I was there like a month ago about how sexy he looked in all white. :D He was rockig some neon pink tie that had fuck you in small print all over it so it looked like a pattern from a distance. Funny shit. heh thats pretty funny im sure im going to get some wise ass comments about it too, im waitting for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 only my tie is more "i wear black on the outside because thats how i feel on the inside" kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 $360 FOR PRESIDENT :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by NOUM $360 FOR PRESIDENT :king: right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by JimmieWalker hot dog on a stick bitches are hot!!! especially when they got big boobs and theyre smashing them lemons...hahahaha! :lol: :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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