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Oh lord.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GLIK$, Feb 24, 2006.

  1. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Everyday during my mid day break I come home from the gym and usually take a peaceful calming shit, not today my friends.

    I just took the dryest shit ever.

    It felt like the fucking thing had barbs on it and was fighting for dear life to stay in the lush accoutrements of my rectum.

    It wasn't a big shit by anymeans. Cigar sized. It was like a little brown cigar wrapped in sandpaper.
     
  2. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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  3. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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  4. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

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    you'll be in my prayers my freind
     
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    nah, the whole area is free of debris.

    Thats the only manscaping I do.
     
  6. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    This thread makes me hard.
     
  7. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    thank gawd fer manscaping/////
     
  8. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    no one mentioned fractured skulls or blood.

    Why the fuck you so sprung?
     
  9. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

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    sounds like there was a snickers involved
     
  10. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    nah man I dont eat chocolate.

    I dont know what the fuck did this to me.

    Possibly the late night tuna.
     
  11. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    both of you get the fuck out of my thread.
     
  12. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    You shave your ass?
     
  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117

    nah, the ABC and the jibbly bits.
     
  14. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 670

    SUPER DUPER HOMO THREAD MATERIAL :shook:
     
  15. Just be glad you're not my little brother.
     
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