beardo Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 my mother made a myspace reference at breakfast this morning. its all down hill from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 guess i'll go delete my profile then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 HAHA, is she worried about you getting cyberstalked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 yo dude, burger king's mom has a myspace account. shit has been official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 oofhah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Now I'm just waitin to get a friend request from my mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 im glad i deleted mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Same here..That shit is the devil.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 my mother made a myspace reference at breakfast this morning. its all down hill from here. Still living with your moms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporary screenname Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 comedy...in the abq Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 you aint ringin the bell you aint bustijn a grape you aint imitatn me on this fuckin tape MY SHIT AINT CORNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 damn risc as been listening to too much odb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Graffiti Art Find numerous products of your favorite self-representing artist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 uh, no. havent lived at home since i was 18. its just nice to go to breakfast with your mom once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 troof. i try to go to breakfast with beards mom whenever possible. actually, i just haver her bring it to me in bed. OH SNAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 they were interviewing some hood-ass bitch (you know, the kind you can tell is 300 lbs and has that crazy-as-fuck look in her eye) on the radio around 11:30 last night and she was talking about myspace and how you can tell whether or not the profiles are fake. then she went on to give an account of going to meet one guy and ending up having sex with him and 2 of his boys. ..it only fucked me up because i didn't think that bitch would remember anything after that third roofie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 uh' date=' no. havent lived at home since i was 18. its just nice to go to breakfast with your mom once in a while.[/quote'] I fee ya. My moms lives 20000 miles away from me..bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 they were interviewing some hood-ass bitch (you know, the kind you can tell is 300 lbs and has that crazy-as-fuck look in her eye) on the radio around 11:30 last night and she was talking about myspace and how you can tell whether or not the profiles are fake. then she went on to give an account of going to meet one guy and ending up having sex with him and 2 of his boys. ..it only fucked me up because i didn't think that bitch would remember anything after that third roofie. Who the fuck roofies a fat chick? -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Me and my 2 bretheren. They're way easier to crack open when they're out cold, otherwise that whole 'hamstring' thing gets in the way a little too much. Act like Jinobli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 troof. i try to go to breakfast with beards mom whenever possible. actually, i just haver her bring it to me in bed. OH SNAP! ZING See, the zing accentuates the fact that it was a good joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 fat girls are always fun! 26sided next time you got one tied up give me a call i'll come throu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Who the fuck roofies a fat chick? -fuse. :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 yeah man, real freakin original, seeking. like i didnt think of that as i was typing it. gosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 hahaha.. fat bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 myspace is a fat bitches dream internet dating scam.. you can be anyone you want to be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 the looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand...holla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Still living with your moms? thirstin howls III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 OMG I AM SO DELETING HER FROM MY TOP 8 FOR NOT INVITING ME TO THE PARTY. OMG I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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